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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #16
    Re: Doesn't abortion send babies to God faster?

    Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
    YOU BROOD OF VIPERS!

    You are clearly with the pro-abortionists here.

    Besides, an "it" has a mortal soul, meaning after death is the end.

    And to answer your question of infant baptism, have you ever heard of original sin?
    No need to shout papist. I can tell we've rattled your master satan's chains, Praise Jesus!

    I'm still awaiting your Biblical proof that unborn babies go to Heaven. You and your boy-buggering uncle have a real talent for making lots of racket while evading honest questions posed by True Christians™.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Offcr. Albert Martin
      Unsaved Meter Maid
      • Feb 2008
      • 250

      #17
      Re: Doesn't abortion send babies to God faster?

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      No need to shout papist. I can tell we've rattled your master satan's chains, Praise Jesus!

      I'm still awaiting your Biblical proof that unborn babies go to Heaven. You and your boy-buggering uncle have a real talent for making lots of racket while evading honest questions posed by True Christians™.
      I'm still waiting for Biblical proof that they go to hell.

      Active Infraction (50 Point(s))
      Raising your voice at Brother Marshall

      ExpiresNever

      Left ByPastor Ezekiel
      02:28 AM 03-10-2008
      "Never" for "Raising your voice at Marshall?" You're running out of ideas for infractions, aren't you?
      Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22882

        #18
        Re: Doesn't abortion send babies to God faster?

        Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
        I'm still waiting for Biblical proof that they go to hell.
        I'm still working on that one, but for the time being, this is from the Catholic Encyclopedia:
        I. AUTHORITATIVE STATEMENT OF DOCTRINE
        Holy Baptism holds the first place among the sacraments, because it is the door of the spiritual life; for by it we are made members of Christ and incorporated with the Church. And since through the first man death entered into all, unless we be born again of water and the Holy Ghost, we can not enter into the kingdom of Heaven, as Truth Himself has told us.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Justina Thyme
          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2007
          • 1718

          #19
          Re: Doesn't abortion send babies to God faster?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          No need to shout papist. I can tell we've rattled your master satan's chains, Praise Jesus!

          I'm still awaiting your Biblical proof that unborn babies go to Heaven. You and your boy-buggering uncle have a real talent for making lots of racket while evading honest questions posed by True Christians™.
          Pastor, did you notice that when Jesus inspired you to refer to Thomas as his uncle rather than his brother, he didn't even notice? Rather telling, don't you think? This probably means that those two male family members, at the very least, enjoy certain, shall we say, pastimes together.
          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
          Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

          LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22882

            #20
            Re: Doesn't abortion send babies to God faster?

            Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
            I'm still waiting for Biblical proof that they go to hell.
            Does The Almighty, The Lord of Hosts, in His wisdom, admit aborted fetuses into the Kingdom of Heaven?

            As shown in my earlier post, the vicar of Rome in his book "The Catholic Encyclopedia", thinks not, as such a creature is not baptized.

            But what about the Bible (KJV1611)

            Ho:13:4: Yet I am the LORD thy God from the land of Egypt, and thou shalt know no god but me: for there is no Savior beside me.

            […]

            Ho:13:8: I will meet them as a bear that is bereaved of her whelps, and will rend the caul of their heart, and there will I devour them like a lion: the wild beast shall tear them.
            Ho:13:9: O Israel, thou hast destroyed thyself; but in me is thine help.

            […]

            Ho:13:16: Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

            Here The Lord is wrath and Samaria is on the receiving end. Is He going to say, “Nevertheless, when you’ve finished the ripping up, the fetuses will go to Heaven.”? I think not, and there is only one alternative.

            As much, Ofc Martin, as you might wish otherwise, we would be foolish to make claims contrary to the word of God.



            More to the point however, you called Landover Baptist Church a "Brood of Vipers". We are talking of The Lord's actions and intentions here. Do you include Him with us in the slur?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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