[Justina Thyme]

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What are you wearing under your long black dress?

Upon rereading my above post, I see that it is necessary for me to rephase: What do you heathen roman religionists wear under your long black dresses?

The first post's wording could be easily misinterpreted to imply some sort of (shudder) prurient interest in "Father" Lester on my part, and I wished to clarify that immediately. I am merely curious as to whether these catlickers have the common decency to wear any sort of undergarments, or whether they emulate traditional Scottish mancy-boys in their kilts who find any additional clothing too confining and/or too much trouble.

[SUV]

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Daddy Mole is uncharacteristically mum on details of the Mackerel Snapping Contest which I understand will be held (fittingly) while swilling Harp Ale while marching down 5th Avenue in the Paddy's Day Parade In New York City tomorrow.

Are there Orders from Headquarters ("Poop Eggs") forcing you to keep quiet on this event, Dad Mo-Lest? Hmmmmm?

I see the priest-cum-policeMan is here on the board now as well, so let the snapping begin!

[Nobar King]

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Here is another example of just how hard it is to maintain one's composure whilst enduring the blatant lies and misinformation about Catholics that is all too frequent here... but such is my burden and I accept the challenge.

To answer the previous poster....


Dear Nobar Tender,


This is a very astute question considering your parentage and I shall try to answer it in smallish words for you.

Stealing and deceiving for ill-gotten gain is a sin but sadly, an all too common affliction in our society. One need look no further than the PayAl button at the bottom of your page.

There are many fake objects in circulation stretching from the foreskin of Jesus to Mother Theresa's wooden teeth. We at the Vatican Museum are in constant touch with interpol and a number of serious art collectors around the globe in an effort to maintain an accurate list of both fakes on the market as well as the many works of art and sacred objects that are stolen every day.

Unfortunately, there is an endless supply of gullible dupes all too eager to purchase these fakes as well as stolen icons. The best example of this might well be the faux marble cigar holder in the foyer of Pastor Al's Versailles style Chateau in Freehold.

I could not convince him that the concrete knock-off was of a second-rate Henry Moore piece while he insists it is the Pieta. As good as our efforts might be it is not easy to combat this plague when there are so many poorly educated folks who have swindled fellow Babtwits made vast fortunes and have no clue as to how they should decorate beyond a few NASCAR banners and Elvis on Velvet paintings.


Bless you, my future parolee,
Father Mo



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Dear Father Chester:

I appreciate your reply to my question, but I do not appreciate the comments made about my mother and father.

Also, as a True Christian, my tithing schedule is between me and Jesus, and not for a child fondler like you to know. How are you to know the size of my love offering? I thnk it is presumptuous to even mention it. How much money have YOU given to help our selfless pastors maintain their place of worship?

[narrowpathy]

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I have received hundreds of pm's over the years here and not all of them were physically threatening. In fact, many of them contained congratulations for having the patience and conviction of faith to stay among the morally poor of Landover and tend to them as if they were a proper flock of Jesus.

Admittedly, there have been some difficult moments (Landovarians put the cult in difficult I tell you!) but with Jesus at my side and Pope Benedict right there behind me I have been able to not just endure but indeed to make headway.

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Bless you all,
Father Mo




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Father Mo,

I read that you catholic priesters preffer young minestrants, so why is Pope Ben behind you? Does he preffer mature men?
Also, I understand what you mean by endure, but what do you mean by headway? I take it that Pope Ben makes headway while you are enduring....
Do you think you will be able to make headway, when Satan will be right behind you in HELL?

[Nobar King]

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Father Mo,

I read that you catholic priesters preffer young minestrants, so why is Pope Ben behind you? Does he preffer mature men?
Also, I understand what you mean by endure, but what do you mean by headway? I take it that Pope Ben makes headway while you are enduring....
Do you think you will be able to make headway, when Satan will be right behind you in HELL?

Is this some new pedophile fetish?

[narrowpathy]

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no it is a misprint aka typo.

[Brother Temperance]

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Do you Catholics ever regret having invented Islam?

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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Do you Catholics ever regret having invented Islam?

Does Jack Chick ever get tired of making up lies in his tracts just to stir up more hatred?

More importantly, does he ever get tired of people believing his tracts as the gospel truth without any further evidence anywhere?

[Brother Temperance]

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Does Jack Chick ever get tired of making up lies in his tracts just to stir up more hatred?

Accusing us of making up lies to stir up hatred is pretty rich coming from the cult that invented the terrorist cult of Islam.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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Accusing us of making up lies to stir up hatred is pretty rich coming from the cult that invented the terrorist cult of Islam.

And in which reliable source (not counting the very UNreliable Chick Libels) can you find that?

Like you say, CHAPTER AND VERSE!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And in which reliable source (not counting the very UNreliable Chick Libels) can you find that?

Like you say, CHAPTER AND VERSE!

Well-established fact. Take a look at THIS, bead counter.

How the Vatican created Islam

How the Vatican created Islam. The astonishing story from an ex-Jesuit priest, Alberto Rivera, which was told to him by Cardinal Bea while he was at the Vatican....

Read it and weep. I post this in the hope that it will finally make you realize that mary worshiping is satanic. Accept Christ now, before He squashes you like a cockroach, papist!

[JennyD]

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Does Jack Chick ever get tired of making up lies in his tracts just to stir up more hatred?

More importantly, does he ever get tired of people believing his tracts as the gospel truth without any further evidence anywhere?

So is that a yes or a no, Mary-worshipper?

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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1. To Pastor Zeke: Rivera was a BIG liar...in fact, he was never even a priest!
2. To JennyD: That would be a no.

[JennyD]

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Do you Catholics ever regret having invented Islam?

Does Jack Chick ever get tired of making up lies in his tracts just to stir up more hatred?

More importantly, does he ever get tired of people believing his tracts as the gospel truth without any further evidence anywhere?

So is that a yes or a no, Mary-worshipper?

1. To Pastor Zeke: Rivera was a BIG liar...in fact, he was never even a priest!
2. To JennyD: That would be a no.

I figured as much.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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I figured as much.

I meant "no" as in WE DIDN'T INVENT ISLAM! How can we regret actions we did not do?