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  • Vavoline Johnson
    Mammy
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 960

    #91
    Re: Father Mo Answers Your Questions!

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    Oh darn... listen you papist chretien: Kunta Kinte has NO place on this forum OK! Not on my watch. He reminds me of Obama.
    We ain't got no Kunta Kinte in da Jackson fambly, that fo sho. What dis man doin here anyways?
    He is misguidin da colored peoples by promisin miracles. And his Virgin Mary bout as pure as LeVitra, I'm tellin you!
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #92
      Re: Father Mo Answers Your Questions!

      Is the Catholic church really run by a giant spider?
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • Father Maurice Lester
        Ring-kissing Papist dog
        • Sep 2006
        • 3366

        #93
        Re: Father Mo Answers Your Questions!

        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
        Is the Catholic church really run by a giant spider?
        I see why the Landrover Baptwits are not keen on letting their 'womenfolk' speak much in public.

        Long before Louise Bourgeois was doing spiders we Catholics were forging ahead against the incredible resistance of the many who would persecute Christians.

        However... if she wanted to set us up with one of her abstract expressionist masterpieces we would be happy to take it for future display. Of course she could never expect to be exhibited on our main grounds as there is no way she could ever compete with Michelangelo, Leonardo, Bernini etc...


        I imagine a little something up in the Palatine Hills with some night lighting would work though.



        Bless you, my house-bound domestic,
        Father Mo



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        • godsdrummer
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 86

          #94
          Re: Father Mo Answers Your Questions!

          I swear if he makes one more redneck slur I'm going to go off. All I'm saying.

          I live in the south of the USA, and I'm a proud Tennessee girl, and I WILL NOT take people making fun of me or the way we talk down here lightly.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #95
            Re: Father Mo Answers Your Questions!

            Originally posted by godsdrummer View Post
            I swear if he makes one more redneck slur I'm going to go off. All I'm saying.

            I live in the south of the USA, and I'm a proud Tennessee girl, and I WILL NOT take people making fun of me or the way we talk down here lightly.
            I understand that you might take these posts personally, but I guarantee that they are not meant that way. I hope that at least you can feel the love of baby Jesus and show that unscrupulous 'Father' that we are better than the Catholics and don't stoop to their level for some juvenile internet fisticuffs.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Rock4MyLord
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jul 2009
              • 103

              #96
              Re: Father Mo Answers Your Questions!

              Question, Father Mo...

              Why do you wear a dress?
              sigpicBrothers and sisters, True Christians! Please stop by my page and listen to my band's first song!

              http://www.purevolume.com/godslovenj Click and enjoy the new tune!

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              • godsdrummer
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 86

                #97
                Re: Father Mo Answers Your Questions!

                I'm sorry, Nobar, you're right. I should be more lady like. You always bear such wisdom.

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                • Christiansoldier
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 189

                  #98
                  Re: Father Mo Answers Your Questions!

                  Dang straight godsdrummer! Men always have the wisdom!

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