Chasity and Keeping it

[tLakota]

This is a discussion open to both men and women. What are your opinions on Chastity belts? Some think they are old fashioned and cruel. But I personally think they would be far more effective than flimsy piece of cloth like the thongs you are selling. I was wondering what you people think. After the rape of one of my Christian friends, I'm a little spooked. (I'd prefer not to go into details by the way.) Also, I believe a Chastity belt would be a great way to save that one guy's granddaughter from defloration with keys. She could simply wear a chastity belt, bathe often, and one of the keys will be with her father and one with her grandfather. Unless she gets fat of course. ^-^

[Old Iron Crotch]

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This is a discussion open to both men and women. What are your opinions on Chastity belts? Some think they are old fashioned and cruel. But I personally think they would be far more effective than flimsy piece of cloth like the thongs you are selling. I was wondering what you people think. After the rape of one of my Christian friends, I'm a little spooked. (I'd prefer not to go into details by the way.) Also, I believe a Chastity belt would be a great way to save that one guy's granddaughter from defloration with keys. She could simply wear a chastity belt, bathe often, and one of the keys will be with her father and one with her grandfather. Unless she gets fat of course. ^-^

Not that I support the idea of chastity belts, but I assume you mean that one of the keys will be with her paternal grandfather - since giving one of them to her pervert grandfather would be like giving the fox the keys to the henhouse.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This one works well for boys who can't stop playing with their "meat and potatoes." It would work as a chastity device too I guess.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I wore a chastity belt from almost the moment I was saved up until I got married, and even now I do when my husband, Mr. Whitford, is away on a business or hunting trip. Praise Jesus, I'm a better woman for it.
In fact, we were so happy with the products sold at SAVED! ...For Marriage, a shop specializing in chastity belts and devices, my husband went and bought the store. It's now grown from the original location at Landover Christian Mall to three locations, so there is obviously a market for this.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Chastity belts – Ah what a fine idea, my daughters were all fitted with them. I tried to get the electrical ones that send a 50,000V shock but apparently there are teething difficulties with these. I see that the word has spread and this site, from which the picture is taken, supports the idea.

Just look at that lecherous ungodly young man who is obviously listening to the devil. He so clearly wishes to take advantage of the Godly True Christian™ young lady.

[Nobar King]

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I think some attention should be paid to chastity bras which would help disguise the young woman's fertility.

[Brother Temperance]

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This one works well for boys who can't stop playing with their "meat and potatoes." It would work as a chastity device too I guess.

I have to say, I strongly disapprove of that expression. There just seems to be something a little too sissyish about encouraging boys to think of their t*st*cl*s as vegetables. Would "meat and meatballs" be considered too risque?

[Miss Maisie]

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They are mighty fine inventions. My betrothed done bought one for me right before he left for Iraq. I've worn it since and will wear it until he comes back to claim ownership of me.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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They are mighty fine inventions. My betrothed done bought one for me right before he left for Iraq. I've worn it since and will wear it until he comes back to claim ownership of me.

What if he comes back circling the drain with a debilitating brain injury and you need emergency medical attention of the plumbing variety?




Bless you, my IED widow in waiting,
Father Mo






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[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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What if he comes back circling the drain with a debilitating brain injury and you need emergency medical attention of the plumbing variety?

1) A pastor always keeps a spare key handy for unforeseen circumstances.
2) There's nothing that can go wrong down there that a good dose of faith and a steady prayer regimen can't fix.
3) What would YOU know of the female unmentionable area?

[Father Maurice Lester]

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1) A pastor always keeps a spare key handy for unforeseen circumstances.

What if her 'Pastor' is off somewhere pulling a Ted Haggard?



Bless you, my former kitchen assistant,
Father Mo







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[Selene Callisto]

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What if a woman with a chastity belt has to go to the bathroom? Does someone have to unlock it so she can go? Or does she just hold it until her wedding night?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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What if a woman with a chastity belt has to go to the bathroom? Does someone have to unlock it so she can go? Or does she just hold it until her wedding night?

That's a pretty personal question! But if you must know, they're designed with that in mind.

[Selene Callisto]

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That's a pretty personal question! But if you must know, they're designed with that in mind.

Oh. "Number 1" and "number 2" I'm guessing. Sorry for getting personal, but my husband and I were discussing about if we ever have a daughter should we put her in a chastity belt or not.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh. "Number 1" and "number 2" I'm guessing. Sorry for getting personal, but my husband and I were discussing about if we ever have a daughter should we put her in a chastity belt or not.

I'm wondering how your husband feels about you making posts with a God-mocking quotation from the notorious nazi Freddy Nietzsche in your signature?

That would be my first concern....