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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22840

    #1

    Inspirational Christian Literature

    Landover Christian Publishers have recently had run-away successes with yet two more of their titles and can now offer them to all True Christians™

    LANDOVER SEEKS THE LOST GENERATION
    The first book is a powerful and heart-rending story of Pastor Ezekiel Flint, aided by Talitha and Redeemed Papist, as they scour the Flesh-Pots of the major US cities. No vile abomination or iniquity is every avoided. Christ knows what they went through and will thank them in Heaven!

    $59.99 inc. P&P

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    The second book is a subject that is of deep concern to all American families. Gay Marriage. This atheist inspired tool of Satan will destroy all America stands for.

    LESBIAN LUST
    After reading this book, Tea-Party Members, Christians and Republicans will be hot with anger. It will crystalize their thoughts as never before as page after page they read, in uncompromising detail, of what these creatures will actually do to secure the satiation of their vile lusts!

    Filled with high quality pictures, this book has be reviewed over 28 times by Cranky Old Man - each time he grows weaker with exhaustion at fighting the devil and the enormity of the task before him.

    $79.98 inc P&P

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    Payment to be made via the PayPal Button at the foot of the page. (Visible only to True Christians™)
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #2
    Re: Inspirational Christian Literature

    Ezekiel, are these books, or are they movies? If the books are companion pieces to movies, when and how can I order them? Also, is express shipping available?
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22840

      #3
      Re: Inspirational Christian Literature

      Both are books - I cannot show the book cover as JesOS 7 keeps deleting the image. "Lesbian Lust" is available as a DVD but the demo copy is in a poor state after Cranky Old Man's exhaustive reviews.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049

        #4
        Re: Inspirational Christian Literature

        Excellent! Do I need to pay some kind of licensing fee if I want to set up a screening of this film in my community?
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        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: Inspirational Christian Literature

          I think this would be just the thing to get for my firm young fresh faced young Nephew to teach him in great detail exactly what to not do. I have dispatched a cashiers cheque and it should arrive within the tenday. The address is the usual secure mailing box.

          I would like to thank all concerned for there services to young people!

          Glory!
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          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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