[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Oh, right no factual evidence of anything. Right.

Sorry I forgot that everything you believe in is based on faith and no fact whatsoever.

Your scientists, who are the hand-servants of satan, agree that
(a)a man called Christ lived in Palestine at the time the Bible records it
(b)the Flood did take place
(c)The Red Sea can be parted and probably was
(d)The tribes of Israel existed as per the Old Testament.
(e)Their history is that depicted in the Old Testament including the time in Egypt

These are but a few of the facts. As time goes on and as research continues, the accuracy of the Bible becomes greater not less.

You are an ignorant juvenile toad, and I mean that in the nicest possible way. Your lack of mental capacity has set you aside like a shining star amongst your fellow thinkers. Clearly thinking is not for you.

Can I suggest that you read the Bible (King James 1611 version) and then come back and ask a few more relevant questions. This way, you will not be barred from The Kingdom of Heaven on grounds of stupidity.

Landover Baptist Church does its very best to help save The Unsaved™, if we make it easy for you, have a care and make it a little easier for us.

[Nobar King]

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There is something about "nebakanezer" in the Bible? Astonishing. I didn't hear about him before. But maybe you meant one of the four rulers called Nebuchadnezzar (I. - IV.)?

Good spelling does not a good Christian make. We expect people to know how to read and write, but are tolerant because we know that some members come from foreign countries where English may not be their first language. Mocking Christ, however, is not appreciated in any language.

[LyingDingDong]

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As time goes on and as research continues, the accuracy of the Bible becomes greater not less.

That's not true.

[Freidenker]

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Good spelling does not a good Christian make. We expect people to know how to read and write, but are tolerant because we know that some members come from foreign countries where English may not be their first language. Mocking Christ, however, is not appreciated in any language.

I beg your pardon if I mocked any American redneck. English is not my first language.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I shouldn't be surprised when folks like LingDong and Freidenker try to ruin my Easter weekend. But I'm not going to let it happen. I'm just going to sign off and bake some bunny cakes! GLENDORA IN TEARS!

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

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God won't go around saying, "Hey, I'm God, look at me!" He did that 2,000 years ago when he hung on a cross. How did you miss that little attention-grabber? People usually notice things like extreme torture. God knows the liberals won't shut up about it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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That's not true.

Yes it is, I win!

[Freidenker]

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People usually notice things like extreme torture. God knows the liberals won't shut up about it.

Do you think that God loves men torturing other people for fun?

[ForGodsSake]

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Do you think that God loves men torturing other people for fun?

Are you asking this because your junglebunny race were strung up on trees and burnt or are you just trying to be funny?

[Deaner]

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Tell me how history or science has proved the resurrection of Jesus.

Don't you find it strange that they can't find the body of the greatest person who ever lived?

[Brother Temperance]

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Tell me how history or science has proved the great flood or the resurrection of Jesus.

What about the Grand Canyon?

That's not true.

OK, as time goes on and research continues proof of the Bible's accuracy becomes greater not less. Obviously, the Bible's accuracy itself couldn't increase, because that was 100% to start off with. Happy now?

[Freidenker]

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Are you asking this because your junglebunny race were strung up on trees and burnt

What exactly is my "junglebunny race"? Please explain it to someone who doesnt't speak redneck english.

[Deaner]

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What exactly is my "junglebunny race"? Please explain it to someone who doesnt't speak redneck english.

It's impossible to explain things to jungle-bunnies; even harder if they don't speak English. What kind of cesspool do you live in? Is there a Red Cross relief station nearby; I believe they offer free English lessons.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Do you think that God loves men torturing other people for fun?

Of course not. God loves men torturing other people only for the sake of God. You see, the real fun for the Lord is in arranging the torture Himself:

The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth. The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming. Psalm 37:11-12

What good is a slaughter without the laughter?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Are you asking this because your junglebunny race were strung up on trees and burnt or are you just trying to be funny?

Perhaps he can relate more to spear chucker.