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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22938
    #1

    Spiritual Motivational Posters

    I rather liked this one:

    It is so true and I'm sure your sons at college will want to print it out and stick it on their wall.

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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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    • LBC loving Dutchmen
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2011
      • 216
      #2
      Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

      Wonderfull! Praise Jesus! I'm gonna get me some of those
      II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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        • Noah Sole
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2012
          • 865
          #3
          Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          I rather liked this one:

          It is so true and I'm sure your sons at college will want to print it out and stick it on their wall.

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          What a marvellous college that must be! They are obviously very keen on geometry as 'ANGLES are my CLASSMATES'.

          YIC
          Genesis 7:5
          And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

          John 8:32
          And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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            • shy Rita
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Mar 2012
              • 250
              #4
              Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

              I love it! I'm sharing this if you don't mind.

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                • shy Rita
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 250
                  #5
                  Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

                  Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                  What a marvellous college that must be! They are obviously very keen on geometry as 'ANGLES are my CLASSMATES'.

                  YIC
                  Fixed that.
                  True College Picture (Fixed) http://tinypic.com/r/nbbk6/6

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                    • Noah Sole
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2012
                      • 865
                      #6
                      Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

                      Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                      Fixed that.
                      True College Picture (Fixed) http://tinypic.com/r/nbbk6/6
                      Well thanks 'Shy Rita'. You really are coming on well, it was only a few days ago all you could do was write crap poetry and p*ss people off.

                      YIC
                      Genesis 7:5
                      And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                      John 8:32
                      And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

                      sigpic

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                        • shy Rita
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 250
                          #7
                          Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

                          Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                          Well thanks 'Shy Rita'. You really are coming on well, it was only a few days ago all you could do was write crap poetry and p*ss people off.

                          YIC
                          Well, I've had a change in heart and motives.

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                            • Noah Sole
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2012
                              • 865
                              #8
                              Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

                              Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                              Well, I've had a change in heart and motives.
                              Hallelujah!!
                              Genesis 7:5
                              And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                              John 8:32
                              And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                                • Catherine Moore
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Feb 2012
                                  • 315
                                  #9
                                  Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

                                  "Tuition" is also spelt wrong.

                                  I hope this is fixed soon, or hellbound atheists will be forced to conclude that Christianity is a poor substitute for what they insist on calling a "real education"

                                  I'd also remove the scare quotes around "Christian". True Christians of this forum are not "Christian", they are Christian.

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                                    • shy Rita
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                      • Mar 2012
                                      • 250
                                      #10
                                      Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

                                      Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
                                      "Tuition" is also spelt wrong.

                                      I hope this is fixed soon, or hellbound atheists will be forced to conclude that Christianity is a poor substitute for what they insist on calling a "real education"

                                      I'd also remove the scare quotes around "Christian". True Christians of this forum are not "Christian", they are Christian.
                                      Whoa... one moment. (Can't believe I missed that)

                                      This should be right:
                                      http://tinypic.com/r/14l3br6/6

                                      If someone could upload that as an attachment it would be much appreciated.

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                                        • Mary Etheldreda
                                          Gushing for Jesus
                                           
                                          • Sep 2011
                                          • 23775
                                          #11
                                          Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

                                          Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                                          Well, I've had a change in heart and motives.
                                          Oh praise Jesus!

                                          I'd love to see a photo of you when your skin starts to get lighter, reflecting the true love of the LORD! I love to see miracles like that!
                                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                            • shy Rita
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                              • Mar 2012
                                              • 250
                                              #12
                                              Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

                                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                              Oh praise Jesus!

                                              I'd love to see a photo of you when your skin starts to get lighter, reflecting the true love of the LORD! I love to see miracles like that!
                                              I'm a bit paler (the light here is awful so I still look a bit dark).

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                                                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • May 2010
                                                  • 8337
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

                                                  Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                                                  I'm a bit paler (the light here is awful so I still look a bit dark).
                                                  I can tell from the improved quality of your posts.
                                                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                                    • shy Rita
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                      • Mar 2012
                                                      • 250
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

                                                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                      I can tell from the improved quality of your posts.
                                                      Why thank you! I try.

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                                                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                          Honorary True Christian™
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • May 2008
                                                          • 13996
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Spiritual Motivational Posters

                                                          I've never encountered the Holy Sprit, myself.

                                                          You know, the sentiment is lovely even if the poster was created by someone educated in a public school.
                                                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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