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Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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I do love this one. I never seen such a clear visualization of Jesus entering a sinner. I dare say He has refreshed her to her very bowls as Philemon 7 calls forAttached Files
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This went over my head. Wasn't Mapplethorpe an RC faggot from JYC whom God decided to smite? I understand he was an altar boy at Our Lady of Sows in Queens.Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View PostCome climb my mountains.Comment
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In all fairness - he may just be "looking at the pitchers" too.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View PostIsaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?Comment
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I'm sorry but what decent Christian would ever paint a picture of Barrack Hussein Obama?Comment
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That is a remarkable work art, but I prefer this other one, by the same artist, which is entitled "Behold I Come Quickly." I think it captures the way LIEbruls, secularists and other homers all harass and torment the Church, which would kick-the-bucket in an instant, if Christ didn't ride up on his charger to save His bride. The painting is a deeply inspiring masterpiece.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
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I like that one too, Brother Larry, but I take issue with its historical inaccuracy. Jesus should have a sword sticking out of His mouth. It makes me wonder if this "artist" has actually studied scripture, or he's just making it up as he goes...Originally posted by Larry Lee View PostThat is a remarkable work art, but I prefer this other one, by the same artist, which is entitled "Behold I Come Quickly." I think it captures the way LIEbruls, secularists and other homers all harass and torment the Church, which would kick-the-bucket in an instant, if Christ didn't ride up on his charger to save His bride. The painting is a deeply inspiring masterpiece.
Revelations 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Oh, I thought that was Morgan Freeman.Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
I'm sorry but what decent Christian would ever paint a picture of Barrack Hussein Obama?O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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I have my Ex-Negro Standardized Testing and Honorary White Man Interview with Pastor Fred coming up soon.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
Soon to be an Ex-Negro indeed Comment
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I was wondering which of you would give me the chance to point out that a Landovarian put the extra 'pee' in Mapplethorpe!Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
Bless you, my ductile delusionist,
Father Mo
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Of course you were,Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View PostI was wondering which of you would give me the chance to point out that a Landovarian put the extra 'pee' in Mapplethorpe!
Bless you, my ductile delusionist,
Father Mo
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Man. Of course you were. old 
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is what happens to sinners?
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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