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  • Justina Thyme
    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2007
    • 1718
    #1

    For True Christian™ Business MEN Only! Glory!

    Dear Brothers, I've found a Godly gentleman who owns an advertising agency that he operates in accordance with Christian principles! His beautifully-designed website is very multimedia-rich, so I'm not able to post actual pages from it . However, here is the link:

    http://www.christvertising.com/who.html


    Jesus has surely been watching over Landover Baptist Church in these times of economic collapse challenge! Praise!

    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
     Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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    • Prenuncius
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2008
      • 10
      #2
      Re: For True Christian™ Business MEN Only! Glory!

      Quiktime doesn't load on my computer. Clearly this is a sign from God that this is a Satanist site in the guise of a respectable Christian™ enterprise!

      They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.” Lot went outside to meet them and said, “No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.” Genesis 19:4-8

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: For True Christian™ Business MEN Only! Glory!

          Originally posted by Prenuncius View Post
          Quiktime doesn't load on my computer. Clearly this is a sign from God that this is a Satanist site in the guise of a respectable Christian™ enterprise!

          That is a reasonable warning. The internet is full of Satan's traps. Having a True Christian safe browser is useful. Whenever videos don't load, I always know that I shouldn't watch them.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22929
              #4
              Re: For True Christian™ Business MEN Only! Glory!

              Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
              Dear Brothers, I've found a Godly gentleman who owns an advertising agency that he operates in accordance with Christian principles! His beautifully-designed website is very multimedia-rich, so I'm not able to post actual pages from it . However, here is the link:

              http://www.christvertising.com/who.html


              Jesus has surely been watching over Landover Baptist Church in these times of economic collapse challenge! Praise!

              A brilliant find Sister Justina! This man has found and plugged a gaping hole in the Faith-Profit paradigm, which will allow us to interactively leverage existing principle-centred synergy capture and thus seamlessly facilitate economically sound life drivers within the Unsaved™ demographic.


              I'm sure the Pastors will wish to examine this opportunity.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: For True Christian™ Business MEN Only! Glory!

                  Originally posted by Prenuncius View Post
                  Quiktime doesn't load on my computer. Clearly this is a sign from God that this is a Satanist site in the guise of a respectable Christian™ enterprise!

                  That's because you aren't using our JesOS™ operating system. Download it today!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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