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Many members of this forum have asked me to be virtual minister of this site. With a simple show of hands who approves of this coup d'etat?
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Landover's Newest African American Minister. Worship an African Jesus!
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View PostMany members of this forum have asked me to be virtual minister of this site. With a simple show of hands who approves of this coup d'etat?
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
Can you name a few (hundred) please?Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View PostMany members of this forum have asked me to be virtual minister of this site. With a simple show of hands who approves of this coup d'etat?
Now don't you go telling lies, Jesus is watching you.
How much for a shoe-shine Boy?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
Talitha, perhaps it is not in your own best interests if you degrade your fellow human being. I do believe that our G'd created us all of the same man. In so being, all of us are brothers. The Zionist Reform Movement of Utica, NY fully supports Reverend Al."I don't believe in Jesus."Comment
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
Oh right!!Originally posted by Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein View Post
Some Jesus killing Joo comes waltzing in here jangling the loose change in his pocket and expects us to take notice?
I ought to Ban you right here and now
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
I am not attempting to offend in any way. I simply wish to inquire as to many people's beliefs, and have intelligent arguments."I don't believe in Jesus."Comment
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
You want to be a True Christian and live here in Freehold?Originally posted by Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein View Post
I don't think we've got an Ex-Joo Ministry yet.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
I second the motion for the Rev. Sharpton as virtual minister. He has shown me and many others the path to Jesus.Comment
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
What's the need for arguments when you have 30 pieces of Silver?Originally posted by Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Thank you for the offer, but I have my own religion at present. I don't quite understand the words "True Christian", because to me a Christian is a believer in Jesus, living life as he did. I am neither a True Christian, nor a False one. I do respect your religion, but I am not on the market for conversion at the moment.Originally posted by Talitha View PostYou want to be a True Christian and live here in Freehold?
I don't think we've got an Ex-Joo Ministry yet."I don't believe in Jesus."Comment
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
I'm sure someone can make it financially worth your while to be "on the market" - how about trying a mormon - they've got a line in undergarments at discount prices.Originally posted by Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
Talitha, my dear sister. It would not be my place to exposed my people to your hatred. Lets be nice to each other! I am a very powerful man. I am also very intelligent. Please follow me and accept Jesus.Landover's Newest African American Minister. Worship an African Jesus!
"O lord, why is thy heaven so bright? and the lord returned: If it was dark, you would not be able to see my form for I am a man like you, only with the color of the night"Comment
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
However insulting this last post is, I would like to inform you that I would not be swayed with such a superficial prize. Also, I do not wear undergarments.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post"I don't believe in Jesus."Comment
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
FOLLOW YOU?Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
Yeah right, back to your New Yor Ghetto where I'll probably Raped by a whole gang of negra brothers over and over again and if I'm really lucky you'd murder me after several weeks.
I already have jesus, friend. I seriously doubt you.
EewwwwOriginally posted by Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein View Post
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!
It was my understanding that Jesus preached acceptance of other religions, and love for even your enemy. It is to my outrage that the majority of the people I have encountered on this site have been very Anti-Semitic and deliberately offensive. I am not attempting to convert you, and I wish simply to coexist in a peaceful, respectful forum of religious and topical discussion."I don't believe in Jesus."Comment
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