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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #1

    America's most ignoble day ever

    I can't bear to write this out, so I'll just steal the words off some secular site and be done with it -- as, surely, after acting like this, God will soon be done with America. Oh LORD forgive us, for we know not what we do.

    "President Bush delivered the first pitch tonight at the new Nationals Park in Washington, D.C. to a resounding chorus of boos. After being announced, Bush was showered by boos as he strode to the mound. Even after Bush delivered the pitch, the jeering did not let up until the President disappeared from the field."

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22892

    #2
    Re: America's most ignoble day ever

    As William Shakespeare (who was prevented by the British from becoming American) said,
    " Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
    Thou art not so unkind
    As man's ingratitude;"
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Justina Thyme
      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2007
      • 1718

      #3
      Re: America's most ignoble day ever

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      As William Shakespeare (who was prevented by the British from becoming American) said,
      " Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
      Thou art not so unkind
      As man's ingratitude;"
      This is horrifying, Brother Larry Lee!

      I suggest that we True Christians(tm) pray harder than we ever have in our lives. We need to band together and shout to the Lord to hear us and beseech Him not to turn His back on us in our hour of need!

      We also should increase our tithing by at least 15% so that our Pastors will have the funds they require to continue their Godly work of saving sould for Jesus, so that such an abomination can never happen again!
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
      Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: America's most ignoble day ever

        We can't let this keep up. If we do, the terrorists will have won.

        We need as many prayer warriors as possible in their prayer closets over this matter. Also, I second Sister Thyme's call to increase our tithing, even if it does come from a mere female. I often lend one of my Hummers to the senior pastors to do necessary church work, so I expect even tin-level tithers to give sacrificially as well.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Professor_of_Trout
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2008
          • 14

          #5
          Re: America's most ignoble day ever

          You will rot in hell for quoting such filth as Shakespeare, who wrote of horrid sexual acts and athiestic views.

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          • Justina Thyme
            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2007
            • 1718

            #6
            Re: America's most ignoble day ever

            Originally posted by Professor_of_Trout View Post
            You will rot in hell for quoting such filth as Shakespeare, who wrote of horrid sexual acts and athiestic views.
            I do beg your pardon, but you will notice that your status here is that of Unsaved Trash(tm) while Brother Ezekiel Bathfire's is that of True Christian(tm).

            It is not your place to rebuke such a man as Brother EB. An apology from you should be forthcoming.
            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
            Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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            • Dr. Santiago Solo
              On Permanent Assignment in Peru
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 860

              #7
              Re: America's most ignoble day ever

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              We can't let this keep up. If we do, the terrorists will have won.

              We need as many prayer warriors as possible in their prayer closets over this matter. Also, I second Sister Thyme's call to increase our tithing, even if it does come from a mere female. I often lend one of my Hummers to the senior pastors to do necessary church work, so I expect even tin-level tithers to give sacrificially as well.
              I am in the closet, and will remain on the closet until this changes... also, I will send a couple of barrels of cocaine money from Colombia, just to help dear GWB...
              Bringing Geology back to Christ!

              I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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              • Wash O'Hanley
                Debate Moderator (and participant)
                Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                Louder Than Reason
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2126

                #8
                Re: America's most ignoble day ever

                What a shameful display-- our president needs all the support he can get right now, which is why I rerouted all of the (albeit minuscule) donations that my show makes to the Red Cross and local orphanages to the White House.
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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: America's most ignoble day ever

                  BOO!

                  To the booing bourgoisie boors who booed Bush

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