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What say ye, fellow Christians? Do we want this nigra interloper to attempt to preach the Holy Word to us, or should we tell him to go away forever?
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25No. End of discussion.0%17Yes. We should let him preach to the tin-level tithers, at least.0%3On a tryout basis. It would give us a chance to boo, heckle, and throw things at him.0%5The poll is expired.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
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Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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What does he even know about the Bible or leaving pies alone? NOTHING! If he's looking for a job I do know of a shoeshine stand in downtown Freehold that's hiring, but he'll have to commute from Des Moines every day.Posted via Prayer
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Re: Al Sharpton: Yea or Nay?
The boy doesn't know his place. We don't need any mouthy coons chasing after the White ladies. He should stick to his own kind, as the Bible demands.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Al Sharpton: Yea or Nay?
No No No No NOOoooo
I don't even know why we are having this Poll.
look, I'm not a racist, you all know that. However, the thought of sitting in Church listening to that big Old Uncle Tom Preaching to me about some imaginary, invisible BLACK Jesus makes me want to puke.
It's not even like he's an Ex-Nigra!
We already have some perfectly decent Ex-Nigras in our church who are far from being uppitty. I'd even stay in the same room as our dear Remy
He'll expect us to supply a house for him and his 12 wives and 50 or so Niglets and the next thing will be a KFC on every street corner
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Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Al Sharpton: Yea or Nay?
Sister T, since Mr. Sharpton's attitude is so smug and overconfident, I thought I'd make a poll to show him our feelings regarding the idea of his acting as a minister here at LBC. This way it will be spelled out to him once and for all, and perhaps he'll get the message.
Of course, with his being a nigra and all, it may take stronger measures... but we'll let Bobby-Joe and the other fine gentlemen here handle it if it should come to that.Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Re: Al Sharpton: Yea or Nay?
No, he's a liar and a racist uppity coon. He waltzed in here like he owned the place. Non ex-negro's can't be ministers. Let him tap dance and play harmonica outside the main gates for pieces of apple. That boy needs to learn humility.Comment
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Re: Al Sharpton: Yea or Nay?
If Sharpton wants to harangue our congregation, I think he needs to show his background as radical radio talk-show mouth, Bill O'Reilly's back-soaper, Christian minister to a flock of 'fros and hos, and -- in a word -- get real.
His radio show is / was called "Keepin' it Real", so Sharpton needs to keep it real when he's on Landover.
As far as preaching to the Inner Sanctum, well, he can preach the Gospel of the Toilet Brush to the convenience station just outside the Main Gate if he wants.
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Re: Al Sharpton: Yea or Nay?
Hallelujah Brother Deaner, indeed the boy gives new meaning to the word “Uppity.” He’s full of himself and nothing else – an empty vessel.Originally posted by Deaner View Post
This man does not know God: Psalms:14:4: Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the LORD.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Re: Al Sharpton: Yea or Nay?
No way, no how.
I know that I, for one, would never be comfortable having that uppity, loud mouth, libidinous, no-lye relaxer using, chicken'n'waffles eating, crack smoking, ungrateful buck nigra who has the nerve to keep that Sharpton name when he knows good and well that his real name is Thurmond. He associates with franken-nigra Don King, pedophile Micheal Jackson, and eye-talian wop gangster Michael Franzese for Christ's sake.
As platinum tithers, my wife and I sit toward the front rows near the pulpit. I would not want to place by blonde haired, blue eyed, gymnast wife in range of Al Thurmond's eyesight least he commit adultery with her in his heart (matthew 5:28). Does anyone really think this boy can control his buck beastial lust? Could you just imagine some nigra boy preaching to the congregation with a fully engorged throbbing congoid tallywhacker the whole time while he oogles our women? He has already made it perfectly clear that he wishes to rape Sister Talitha!!! I say we make him a enuch for Christ if he ever sets foot in Freehold and hire him as head shoe shiner for church parking lots Z-A thru Z-H. He can preach to the nigra and mexicant ballets while he shines their shoes if he'd like.Master of Godly Debating
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Re: Al Sharpton: Yea or Nay?
The only thing I'd let that depraved tar baby do is shine my shoes.
He can open a shoe shining stand outside the Freehold Gates and that is all as far as I'm concerned. But be a part of our congregation? NO WAY!
I haven't put one pie on my windowsill to cool since he's been here.
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Re: Al Sharpton: Yea or Nay?
So that he can look up your dress? No, sister, you don't want this hooligan anywhere near you. No doubt he'll want to give you foot massages and other deviant acts. Some nigra and all negroidials are aroused by feet. That's why they haven't invented footwear in Africa and they are always dancing and stomping their feet (sickening!!). That and they lack the necessary intellect to invent shoes.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
With all the work I put into Project Negroidial Removal I will not have this buck replenishing the remnant population. I did not selflessly take on the ensuing legal burdens associated with such a godly endeavor just to have it go up in smoke. There has been only one instance of pie thievery since I shipped those negroidial remnants back to the Dark Continent and that one instance was perpetrated by some confused wigger trying to be "hip".He can open a shoe shining stand outside the Freehold Gates and that is all as far as I'm concerned. But be a part of our congregation? NO WAY!
I haven't put one pie on my windowsill to cool since he's been here.
Master of Godly Debating
Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart
Debate RecordCurrently Undefeated
Lastest Debates:
Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
86 Victories
0 Defeats
Past Victories (Archive):
Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debateComment
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Re: Al Sharpton: Yea or Nay?
I promise free Ice Cream to all of Gods lambs if you vote for me.Landover's Newest African American Minister. Worship an African Jesus!
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Re: Al Sharpton: Yea or Nay?
You'd need to get a job first to pay for it.Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
Or are you going to steal it from some unsuspecting 24/7 owner in your next drive-by?
I'll need a new driver soon, but you'll have to give up the Booze and the Drugs first. Pay and conditions aren't great but most of my Nigras are happy to work for me free of charge anyway.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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"O lord, why is thy heaven so bright? and the lord returned: If it was dark, you would not be able to see my form for I am a man like you, only with the color of the night"Comment
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