[snotter]

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i dun agree with cristians but they could b right. im a wicca n worship the godess but i could b wrong. ur as closeminded as they r u kno n ignorant 2.

Your broken, childish english made my eyes hurt. Ignorant? Closeminded? Howso?

Because I refuse to live my life in fear? Because I dont try to force my beliefs onto other people? Because I dont say things like "thank god for ieds" or use the term "darkie" or exlcude someone because of who they love? Who are you people to tell someone who they can and cannot love?

[Remy Lebeau]

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I didn't come here to hate, bitch or argue with anyone. I came here to simple discuss religious views with a new set of people. Have I been rude so far? Sure. Have you too?

No, I have never been rude to you.

How about you type a relevant response to what Necro and I have to say instead of just immediately calling us perverted sinners and the such.

I never called you a "perverted sinner".

Oh, wait. It's because you're trying to argue that a man lives above the clouds and can hear you.

A man lives above the clouds? What?

Are you currently on any medications, son?

[TheMike]

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I'm not paranoid about the Hereafter. My Eternal Salvation has a money back guarantee. Does yours?

So, like if he really doesn't exist, you get your money back?

Friend, why are you intentionally making attempts to insult the Lord by not using correct capitalization? We show you nothing but love and you return the favor with nothing but guile.

Is that what my 1104 infraction points are? Love?
Tough love, I'd say.


Besides my mansion, 5 cars, private plane, private yacht, 3.8 billion dollar net worth, my beautiful blonde haired blue eyed gymnast wife, and guaranteed Salvation? Well, besides that I can't say off the top of my head... I guess you got me there.

3.8 billion, huh? Pics or shens on that one. There aren't too many billionaires around that stay hidden. If you're worth nearly 4 billion, then I'm sure you won't mind indulging a bit.


If True Christianity forced itself into you then you would be a True Christian. The choice has always been with the godless filth: Eternal Salvation or Eternal Torment. Jesus loves you so much He gave you options.

You're still missing the point. You're right, I was given a choice. I chose not to believe that Jesus was the son of God, or even that God exists. If he exists, let him know to feel free to let me know. He's been quiet all my life


You have not led a great life. If you did you would not be on the fast track to Hell. We love you and it is out of True Christians.

How are we on the fast track to Hell?! We don't agree with your beliefs so we're automatically damned? To me, you're all damned.

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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Your broken, childish english made my eyes hurt.

"English" is always written with a capital initial letter.

Who are you people to tell someone who they can and cannot love?

We are Landover Baptist Church. We learn and teach the unerring and constant Word of The Lord as revealed in King James V Bible 1611. We do not say anything to you - we tell you what God says - why do you hate Him so?

Were you denied the breast as a child?

[Fallen Angel]

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Your broken, childish english made my eyes hurt. Ignorant? Closeminded? Howso?

Because I refuse to live my life in fear? Because I dont try to force my beliefs onto other people? Because I dont say things like "thank god for ieds" or use the term "darkie" or exlcude someone because of who they love? Who are you people to tell someone who they can and cannot love?

if ur so stupid u cant c how ur just as bad as them thats ur problem. u dun have 2 b such a n00b. i try 2 b a good exampel when i come here u just make it worst when u try 2 antaganize them.

[snotter]

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Answer me this, are the tribes in the desert or the rain forest, that have never heard of jesus or god, are they condemned to hell? What about when you goto them, and preach to them, if they dont accept jesus or god, didnt you just condemn them to hell?

[Remy Lebeau]

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I'm a creation of Evolution.

Of course, we True Christians know for an undeniable fact that Jesus created men in one day out of wet clay and made the first woman out of that man's rib. But if you wish to credit Jesus with evilution as metaphorical training wheels in order to ease into True Christianity I won't come down on you too hard, for now. Evilution makes no sense without an intelligent designer anyway.

[TheMike]

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No, I have never been rude to you.

It was a broad statement..

I never called you a "perverted sinner".

Deep in your soul you KNOW that you are worthless scum, a perverted sinner who deserves to be tortured and killed in unspeakable ways, then sent down to an eternal lake of fire for more of the same....

The "Godly" pastor did.


A man lives above the clouds? What?

Are you currently on any medications, son?

Why? Have any oxy I can buy?

if ur so stupid u cant c how ur just as bad as them thats ur problem. u dun have 2 b such a n00b. i try 2 b a good exampel when i come here u just make it worst when u try 2 antaganize them.

Either you start typing in coherent English, or your opinion will become void to me. How hard is it to type the entire word?

Of course, we True Christians know for an undeniable fact that Jesus created men in one day out of wet clay and made the first woman out of that man's rib. But if you wish to credit Jesus with evilution as metaphorical training wheels in order to ease into True Christianity I won't come down on you too hard, for now. Evilution makes no sense without an intelligent designer anyway.

So the slow adaptation from a single celled organism makes more sense than clay randomly turning into a crazy bearded man who claimed to be the son of God and then using a rib to create women who no one respects anyway?
Something isn't right there. So dinosaurs were just a test of God's faith, right? So me believing that they ever existed is just God testing me.. I guess I've failed yet again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Answer me this, are the tribes in the desert or the rain forest, that have never heard of jesus or god, are they condemned to hell? What about when you goto them, and preach to them, if they dont accept jesus or god, didnt you just condemn them to hell?

That's why you should click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send Jesus a robust love offering. We spend a portion of that money on doing missionary work, and that ain't cheap. Dropping hundreds of thousands of KJV Bibles across Iraquistan runs into some pretty serious dosh, I can tell you!

Once offered, Salvation is yours to reject or accept. That's called freewill. If you reject Christ (as you and your fag buddies have done), then you are condemning yourself to an eternity in hellfire. If you are stupid enough to be born in some Godforsaken corner of the world where Christ's loving message hasn't been heard, well then you deserve hell.

You might try reading the Bible, pal. All of these questions are answered right there in black and white.

[snotter]

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That's why you should click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send Jesus a robust love offering. We spend a portion of that money on doing missionary work, and that ain't cheap. Dropping hundreds of thousands of KJV Bibles across Iraquistan runs into some pretty serious dosh, I can tell you!

I guess the rest of it goes to buying anal lube? I dont remember them asking you to go down there and spread your filth.

Once offered, Salvation is yours to reject or accept. That's called freewill. If you reject Christ (as you and your fag buddies have done), then you are condemning yourself to an eternity in hellfire. If you are stupid enough to be born in some Godforsaken corner of the world where Christ's loving message hasn't been heard, well then you deserve hell.

Did you choose the hospital you were born in? Or the state you were born in? I dont think so. Someone doesnt deserve hell because of where they are born, and that is probably the most ignorant fvcked up post I have ever seen.


You might try reading the Bible, pal. All of these questions are answered right there in black and white.

It tells you to cast out people because of where they are born? Where?

[Remy Lebeau]

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living life by my own judgment yielded far greater benefits

Deuteronomy 29

[19] And it come to pass, when he heareth the words of this curse, that he bless himself in his heart, saying, I shall have peace, though I walk in the imagination of mine heart, to add drunkenness to thirst:
[20] The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven.

Don't give our Loving Lord any excuse to toss your immortal soul into the Fire where you will writhe in agony forever. It would be very unwise for you to deliver yourself to eternal flesh burning, flesh ripping, anal sodomizing, acid bathing, sulfur inhaling torture for the finite actions of our limited time here on God's green earth. The only logical choice is to accept Jesus. It's a win-win situation.

[Remy Lebeau]

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... like little boys, sorry honey.

"sorry, honey"?

Definitely a homer. That's how they talk, you know?

[Remy Lebeau]

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Because I dont say things like "thank god for ieds" or use the term "darkie" or exlcude someone because of who they love?

What's wrong with the word "darkie"?

[snotter]

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https://www.jewsnip.com

[TheMike]

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That's why you should click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send Jesus a robust love offering. We spend a portion of that money on doing missionary work, and that ain't cheap. Dropping hundreds of thousands of KJV Bibles across Iraquistan runs into some pretty serious dosh, I can tell you!

Once offered, Salvation is yours to reject or accept. That's called freewill. If you reject Christ (as you and your fag buddies have done), then you are condemning yourself to an eternity in hellfire. If you are stupid enough to be born in some Godforsaken corner of the world where Christ's loving message hasn't been heard, well then you deserve hell.

You might try reading the Bible, pal. All of these questions are answered right there in black and white.

Wow. Most narrow minded, ignorant post I have ever seen on an online forum. I would rather post with caraboose some more than read another post as horrible as that.

Deuteronomy 29

[19] And it come to pass, when he heareth the words of this curse, that he bless himself in his heart, saying, I shall have peace, though I walk in the imagination of mine heart, to add drunkenness to thirst:
[20] The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven.

Don't give our Loving Lord any excuse to toss your immortal soul into the Fire where you will writhe in agony forever. It would be very unwise for you to deliver yourself to eternal flesh burning, flesh ripping, anal sodomizing, acid bathing, sulfur inhaling torture for the finite actions of our limited time here on God's green earth. The only logical choice is to accept Jesus. It's a win-win situation.

He can try to do whatever he wants with my soul when I die. Good luck to Him, seeing as I don't buy into your little money scam and my soul won't wait in line to be judged by Him. If it does, I'd be more than happy to give him the goat, kick him in the ass and call him a fag :tup: