[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Mike,

You obviously disapprove of religion because you think it brainwashes people into believing things that are not true, correct?

I could't help but notice that you have a quote by Marylin Manson on you profile. I find this extremely ironic.

Marylin Manson is a minion of Satan whose sole purpose in this world is to brainwash as many loser Goths as possible to go out and perform hate crimes against God's children in the name of Lucifer.

If you don't believe me, examine the situation. You are familiar with Manson enough to have a quote by him. Mr. Manson tricks you into hating God. Then, you show up on God's favorite forum bashing Christ.

You are on the expressway to Hell my friend. There is only one way to get off and it is Jesus. We are here to help you, but you have to make the first step.

[TheMike]

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Welcome to religion, Mike.

[snotter]

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I literally lol'd incredibly hard at this post.

So what you're saying is.. That a crazy bearded man snapped his magical fingers and some friggin' clay turned into another man? Then he blows it and its living? Yet somehow, that makes more sense than a slow, deliberate adaptation? There's evidence of evolution throughout the entire world. It's undeniable evidence, even to the most religious. To deny such powerful evidence is to admit ignorance. In your site rules, you say upfront that you will denounce any scientific evidence right away. You may as well change it to
"This is a site filled with the worlds most ignorant people and we really don't care what you have to say if it's opposite of ours so don't try."

Welcome to religion, Mike.

[TheMike]

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No, it makes more sense that Jesus snapped His holy fingers and the clay formed into the shape of a man. Then He blew into it and it transformed into a fully functioning biological entity. Evilution is certainly within the power and ability of Jesus, but He has told us in the KJV 1611 that He did things more efficiently.

I respect women who respect themselves. If they keep to God's commands and serve their husband or fathers faithfully then they will receive the respect they deserve. I love my wife dearly and we plan to live together into all eternity in blissful matrimony. I have the utmost respect for her.

I literally lol'd incredibly hard at this post.

So what you're saying is.. That a crazy bearded man snapped his magical fingers and some friggin' clay turned into another man? Then he blows it and its living? Yet somehow, that makes more sense than a slow, deliberate adaptation? There's evidence of evolution throughout the entire world. It's undeniable evidence, even to the most religious. To deny such powerful evidence is to admit ignorance. In your site rules, you say upfront that you will denounce any scientific evidence right away. You may as well change it to
"This is a site filled with the worlds most ignorant people and we really don't care what you have to say if it's opposite of ours so don't try."

[juckfesus]

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Ok


How can life after death be more serene that life itself


Why trust a man made bible, especially when it is just that, man made.


If god hates gays so much, why are they born that way with no choice on their sexuality?


Why do you hate gays, when it is the old testemant that states to lay with another man is a sin? Yet, you would have no problem eating shellfish, which is clearly illustrated in leviticus that those animals are abominations and cannot be eaten? Why do you pick and choose, so you can make what sounds best to your hateful, prejudiced, sexist, gay bashing self?

[Remy Lebeau]

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So the slow adaptation from a single celled organism makes more sense than clay randomly turning into a crazy bearded man who claimed to be the son of God and then using a rib to create women who no one respects anyway?

No, it makes more sense that Jesus snapped His holy fingers and the clay formed into the shape of a man. Then He blew into it and it transformed into a fully functioning biological entity. Evilution is certainly within the power and ability of Jesus, but He has told us in the KJV 1611 that He did things more efficiently.

I respect women who respect themselves. If they keep to God's commands and serve their husband or fathers faithfully then they will receive the respect they deserve. I love my wife dearly and we plan to live together into all eternity in blissful matrimony. I have the utmost respect for her.


Something isn't right there. So dinosaurs were just a test of God's faith, right? So me believing that they ever existed is just God testing me.. I guess I've failed yet again.

No, behemoths and leviathans did exist.

"Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down? Canst thou put an hook into his nose? or bore his jaw through with a thorn?[...]Canst thou fill his skin with barbed iron? or his head with fish spears? Lay thine hand upon him, remember the battle, do no more. Behold, the hope of him is in vain: shall not one be cast down even at the sight of him? None is so fierce that dare stir him up: who then is able to stand before me?" - Job 40

"Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron." - Job 40

[TheMike]

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What do you not understand about a money back guarantee?

Why should I have to pay to be saved?


Yes, it is tough love, but love nonetheless. You are running head first into the Pits of Hell. We are doing everything we can to Save you. We love you that much.

How can I run head first into an imaginary place that is "below" me?

Not everyone runs around shouting at the top of their lungs that they own 3.8 billion in assets. My money is spread out in many places and it's none of your business.

In other words:
Shenanigans. Don't make a claim like that without being ready to back it up 100%.

If you are determined to burn in Hell then why are you here? Clearly, Jesus has led you here to find your Salvation. Hit the Paypal button and give Jesus a love offering.

Again, why should I have to pay to find this Salvation you speak of? If Jesus loves me as much as you say, I shouldn't need to give him a love offering of money to be Saved.

Like snoller says, stop living in fear and by a book that has most likely been misinterpreted hundreds of times by thousands of people.

[juckfesus]

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JESUS ROCKS DUDES!!!

[snotter]

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You are damned to live a life full of fear, based on nothing more than pages in a book that a bunch of faggets wrote.

[Remy Lebeau]

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So, like if he really doesn't exist, you get your money back?

What do you not understand about a money back guarantee?

Is that what my 1104 infraction points are? Love?
Tough love, I'd say.

Yes, it is tough love, but love nonetheless. You are running head first into the Pits of Hell. We are doing everything we can to Save you. We love you that much.

3.8 billion, huh? Pics or shens on that one. There aren't too many billionaires around that stay hidden. If you're worth nearly 4 billion, then I'm sure you won't mind indulging a bit.

Not everyone runs around shouting at the top of their lungs that they own 3.8 billion in assets. My money is spread out in many places and it's none of your business.

You're still missing the point. You're right, I was given a choice. I chose not to believe that Jesus was the son of God, or even that God exists. If he exists, let him know to feel free to let me know. He's been quiet all my life

If you are determined to burn in Hell then why are you here? Clearly, Jesus has led you here to find your Salvation. Hit the Paypal button and give Jesus a love offering.

How are we on the fast track to Hell?! We don't agree with your beliefs so we're automatically damned? To me, you're all damned.

I'm damned? What godlessly false cult are you a part of that would give you such an insane notion?

[TheMike]

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That's why you should click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send Jesus a robust love offering. We spend a portion of that money on doing missionary work, and that ain't cheap. Dropping hundreds of thousands of KJV Bibles across Iraquistan runs into some pretty serious dosh, I can tell you!

Once offered, Salvation is yours to reject or accept. That's called freewill. If you reject Christ (as you and your fag buddies have done), then you are condemning yourself to an eternity in hellfire. If you are stupid enough to be born in some Godforsaken corner of the world where Christ's loving message hasn't been heard, well then you deserve hell.

You might try reading the Bible, pal. All of these questions are answered right there in black and white.

Wow. Most narrow minded, ignorant post I have ever seen on an online forum. I would rather post with caraboose some more than read another post as horrible as that.

Deuteronomy 29

[19] And it come to pass, when he heareth the words of this curse, that he bless himself in his heart, saying, I shall have peace, though I walk in the imagination of mine heart, to add drunkenness to thirst:
[20] The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven.

Don't give our Loving Lord any excuse to toss your immortal soul into the Fire where you will writhe in agony forever. It would be very unwise for you to deliver yourself to eternal flesh burning, flesh ripping, anal sodomizing, acid bathing, sulfur inhaling torture for the finite actions of our limited time here on God's green earth. The only logical choice is to accept Jesus. It's a win-win situation.

He can try to do whatever he wants with my soul when I die. Good luck to Him, seeing as I don't buy into your little money scam and my soul won't wait in line to be judged by Him. If it does, I'd be more than happy to give him the goat, kick him in the ass and call him a fag :tup:

[snotter]

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https://www.jewsnip.com

[Remy Lebeau]

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Because I dont say things like "thank god for ieds" or use the term "darkie" or exlcude someone because of who they love?

What's wrong with the word "darkie"?

[Remy Lebeau]

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... like little boys, sorry honey.

"sorry, honey"?

Definitely a homer. That's how they talk, you know?

[Remy Lebeau]

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living life by my own judgment yielded far greater benefits

Deuteronomy 29

[19] And it come to pass, when he heareth the words of this curse, that he bless himself in his heart, saying, I shall have peace, though I walk in the imagination of mine heart, to add drunkenness to thirst:
[20] The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven.

Don't give our Loving Lord any excuse to toss your immortal soul into the Fire where you will writhe in agony forever. It would be very unwise for you to deliver yourself to eternal flesh burning, flesh ripping, anal sodomizing, acid bathing, sulfur inhaling torture for the finite actions of our limited time here on God's green earth. The only logical choice is to accept Jesus. It's a win-win situation.