Couple of points

[Heroine]

Jesus was a Jew, the Bible says so, we all know this, so why do you say the Jewish are going to hell for worshipping Satan? Poor Jesus, hell must be crap after he was crucified.

Secondly, the Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal and I lost my soul to him because I bet him I would beat him in a violin contest. HELP!"

[Bobby-Joe]

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Jesus was a Jew, the Bible says so, we all know this, so why do you say the Jewish are going to hell for worshipping Satan? Poor Jesus, hell must be crap after he was crucified.

Jesus is not a Jew friend. Jesus father is God, that makes Jesus “Godish” by the definition of the ethnicity used in the time He did His earthly ministry.

Secondly, the Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal and I lost my soul to him because I bet him I would beat him in a violin contest. HELP!"

Cut it out. This forum is not some humor site you can make lame jokes at.

[Justina Thyme]

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We really do not need posts from people who insist on running with the devil.

[JennyD]

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Jesus was a Jew, the Bible says so, we all know this, so why do you say the Jewish are going to hell for worshipping Satan? Poor Jesus, hell must be crap after he was crucified.

Oh, my little opiate, could you point out to us exactly where the Bible says Jesus is a Jew?

Since I know you won't read it to find what's not there, allow me to explain something for you:

Jews worship God. They do not believe that Jesus is the Divine Offspring of God (and actually God Himself).

Jesus IS God, and therefore does not worship Himself. He also knows full well that He is God and that He is the Son.

[Heroine]

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So if he's God, how is he his own Son? The Bible is so flawed it isn't funny, do you guys like Metal Music

[Deaner]

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So if he's God, how is he his own Son?

Because He's God, He can do anything.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The Bible is so flawed it isn't funny....

Dear friend:

You're right about one thing. The Bible isn't funny. It is deadly serious, and it provides you the only escape from eternal damnation.

Now, watching unsaved trash like you bob up and down in the lake of fire for all eternity ... that will be funny.

[Heroine]

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I agree, it sounds like a merry laugh, why do you blindly follow a book?

[Deaner]

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why do you blindly follow a book?

Because that's the way the book says to do it you idiot.

[Heroine]

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Idiot? Why are you insulting me? The 'book' you worship means you should all be nice, and also, do you only follow the new testament? The Old Testament is followed by Judaism and Islam, so that's a bit odd eh?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Idiot? Why are you insulting me? The 'book' you worship means you should all be nice,

Chapter and verse, please.

[Heroine]

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Nah, but where does it say you can insult whoever you want? I mean I came here looking for answers and get the piss taken out of me and you call me an idiot? That's not how I'd convert people to my True Faith?

[Deaner]

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Nah, but where does it say you can insult whoever you want? I mean I came here looking for answers and get the piss taken out of me and you call me an idiot? That's not how I'd convert people to my True Faith?

Here's some of your insults hurled at True Christians. Seems you're a bit of a hypocrite. And a racist.

LERN TWO REID

There is a God indeed, his name is Dave Mustaine

Big black gangmember? When does the Bible say 'Thou shalt be a racist cooter'

why do you blindly follow a book?

The Bible is so flawed it isn't funny

Poor Jesus, hell must be crap after he was crucified.

[Heroine]

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Well, Deaner. I Shall quote you back not racist or insulting I hope

it could also be a simple message from Our Saviour that even if you're in a coma; a big black gangmember could come sneaking up and steal something from you.

[Deaner]

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Well, Deaner. I Shall quote you back not racist or insulting I hope

it could also be a simple message from Our Saviour that even if you're in a coma; a big black gangmember could come sneaking up and steal something from you.

And you don't think that could happen? Why don't you take off those rose coloured glasses you're wearing and take a look at the real world.

You don't think I can find a report where a black man raped and robbed a person in a coma? You racist piece of trash; why are you here bothering us?