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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22929

    #16
    Re: Couple of points

    Originally posted by Heroine View Post
    Idiot? Why are you insulting me? The 'book' you worship means you should all be nice, and also, do you only follow the new testament? The Old Testament is followed by Judaism and Islam, so that's a bit odd eh?
    You are an idiot because (i) you use the Bible in your first quote but then ask a stupid question, the answer to which is in the bible. Duh!

    “Why are you insulting me?” Brother Deaner’s approach is firm but fair as you see above, he was being accurate and knows that is what everyone else calls you.

    We do not worship a book – we worship God. Idiot!

    We should not all be “nice” we should follow God’s Word. Idiot.

    We do not “only follow the New Testament” (notice the capitalization) we follow ALL of God’s Words, Old Testament as well as The New Testament. These are to be found in King James V Bible only.

    Judaism preceded (that means “came before”) the Bible. Islam followed it after about 600 years. Why should that be odd? Other than that Arabs are weird and godless.

    I have this feeling you know absolutely nothing about Christianity or how to be a True Christian™.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Heroine
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      • Apr 2008
      • 32

      #17
      Re: Couple of points

      Can you show me the full Trademark information for true Christian please?
      I want to make it with chu

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #18
        Re: Couple of points

        Originally posted by Heroine View Post
        Can you show me the full Trademark information for true Christian please?
        Sure, let me run down to the lawyers and I'll get you a copy. Be right back.

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        • Heroine
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          • Apr 2008
          • 32

          #19
          Re: Couple of points

          I'll be right here waiting
          I want to make it with chu

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #20
            Re: Couple of points

            Originally posted by Heroine View Post
            I'll be right here waiting
            Friend,

            Why do you hate THE TRUTH(tm)?

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #21
              Re: Couple of points

              Originally posted by Heroine View Post
              Nah, but where does it say you can insult whoever you want? I mean I came here looking for answers and get the piss taken out of me and you call me an idiot? That's not how I'd convert people to my True Faith?
              We are not the least bit interested in your Aussie watersports fetish.

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              • Heroine
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                • Apr 2008
                • 32

                #22
                Re: Couple of points

                Apparently I'm now black, a drug taker AND Australian, this forum has no clue. Hell,this religion has no clue. NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNI GGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGG ERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
                I want to make it with chu

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22929

                  #23
                  Re: Couple of points

                  Originally posted by Heroine View Post
                  Apparently I'm now black, a drug taker AND Australian, this forum has no clue. Hell,this religion has no clue. NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNI GGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGG ERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
                  Drug takin', Australien, no-good nigras ain't welcome boy. and all those capitaized letters have done you no good whatsoever.

                  Start your prayin' now son! There's a lot for Jesus to forgive in you.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Couple of points

                    Originally posted by Heroine View Post
                    Apparently I'm now black, a drug taker AND Australian, this forum has no clue. Hell,this religion has no clue. NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNI GGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGG ERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
                    With a racist tirade like that, no wonder you got put on moderation. We don't tolerate haters areound here, boy.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Heroine
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 32

                      #25
                      Re: Couple of points

                      Jesus was black though, why do you refute this fact?
                      I want to make it with chu

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: Couple of points

                        Originally posted by Heroine View Post
                        Jesus was black though, why do you refute this fact?
                        Prove it. You can't just come in here and toss out wild statements like that.

                        I can show you why I KNOW that Jesus wasn't a coon. We can be sure that He was not a nigra because of His lineage shown in the Bible – a descendant of David! And David was not a son of Ham, believe you me!

                        Not only that, but ask yourself this: Who is Jesus' father? God Almighty, that's who! Are you accusing God of being a porch monkey? Because I'll go ahead and ban you right now if that's the tune you're trying to whistle, pal.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Heroine
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 32

                          #27
                          Re: Couple of points

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Prove it. You can't just come in here and toss out wild statements like that.

                          I can show you why I KNOW that Jesus wasn't a coon. We can be sure that He was not a nigra because of His lineage shown in the Bible – a descendant of David! And David was not a son of Ham, believe you me!

                          Not only that, but ask yourself this: Who is Jesus' father? God Almighty, that's who! Are you accusing God of being a porch monkey? Because I'll go ahead and ban you right now if that's the tune you're trying to whistle, pal.
                          Ban me? You just used 'Porch Monkey' and 'Coon', go say them in the Bronx and you'll get a knife through you. And you have the nerve to call other people racist?
                          I want to make it with chu

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                          • One-eyed Jack
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 1092

                            #28
                            Re: Couple of points

                            Pastor Ezekiel is able to use such terms righteously because he has Christ's love in his heart.

                            And, frankly, anyone stupid to post the same word over and over in all caps is, most likely, too stupid for Landover.

                            I'm not sure why you're still here. You're posts are not entertaining, not interesting, and not intelligent.

                            As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him. Psalm 109:17

                            I would guess that you're heading for a cursing, and not a blessing.

                            ~~ OEJ

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #29
                              Re: Couple of points

                              Originally posted by Heroine View Post
                              You just used 'Porch Monkey' and 'Coon', go say them in the Bronx and you'll get a knife through you.
                              Walking your sick mother to the hospital will get you knifed in the Bronx. There's nothing racist about it, that's why white people don't go there.

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