today is a good day

[isn't god great]

i've been looking around this site and found that there is alot of haters and provokers.

i want to start a thread that doesn't spiral down in to a endless argument, who cares who wins the debate or what ever i say people can believe what they want and if they want to be saved then more power to them.

well today i woke up at around half one in the morning to go to my local Synagogue to talk to the Rabbi and we were talking for at least an hour before a man entered and fell on one of the pews. well myself and the Rabbi helped this poor chap up into one of the chairs. We found out that he was being hunted by a gang of hoodies and he told us they were going to kill him. The Rabbi went into the back, made a few phone calls and told the man to follow him. I came with them naturally out of interest. on the way i thought i reckonised where we were going and then it hit me, we were at the Rabbi's house and the phone call he had made was to tell his family that a homeless man would live with them for a bit.

today will be a good day.

[juckfesus]

Re: today is a good day

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

[isn't god great]

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i do not see the relevance of the prince or bel air theme song.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: today is a good day

i do not see the relevance of the prince or bel air theme song.

I think he's trying to draw a parallel between the song and your little story.

[isn't god great]

Re: today is a good day

well i doubt an 80 year old jewish, pro jazz bass player would make up a story the like of which resemble the prince of bel air.

[juckfesus]

Re: today is a good day

No, fresh prince rapes any religion any day

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: today is a good day

I think he's trying to draw a parallel between the song and your little story.

I think you give him too much credit, Brother.

No, fresh prince rapes any religion any day

This isn't 4chan. We are here to worship God. Obviously that's not what you're here for. What part of "unsaved unwelcome" do you not understand?

[isn't god great]

Re: today is a good day

indeed.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: today is a good day

indeed.

Quiet, sinner.

[isn't god great]

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what ho? have i done offence to you my brother?

[TheMike]

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This isn't 4chan. We are here to worship God. Obviously that's not what you're here for. What part of "unsaved unwelcome" do you not understand?

But are we 4chan?!

That's the question.

[JennyD]

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what ho? have i done offence to you my brother?

There's the whole "hating Jesus" thing.

And please don't speak to our ex-Satanist Mr. Marx in Jive, Ghetto, or Niglish, whatever you people call it these days. He is not a "ho"!

[isn't god great]

Re: today is a good day

what ho is not an offensive word.
its like saying land ho.

[isn't god great]

Re: today is a good day

im an 80 year old man i doubt i would talk to any one in jive or niglish as you say and i'm not quite sure what those words mean.