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  • Brother Lindh
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 130
    #1

    sister mary maria

    Dear Brother Lindh,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

    Reason: Making unwelcome advances on a married woman
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    I'm a married True Christian™ lady. Your psychotic, delusional attempts at "seduction" aren't welcome.
    Sister Mary Maria
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    Now one might wonder what "advances" were made. Yes indeed, and further, one might well wonder what attempts at "seduction" were made. Do you often frequent the crypts looking for adventure? Being a former Mackerel Snapper, does it tit ill late you pondering what goose shivers a good bite in the neck might produce? I think you need further vetting, you nun in Baptist clothing. Simply pressing the PayPal button doesn't fool anyone. Fe fi fo fum, I smell the blood of a Paptist.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22932
      #2
      Re: sister mary maria

      Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
      Dear Brother Lindh,

      You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

      Reason: Making unwelcome advances on a married woman
      -------
      I'm a married True Christian™ lady. Your psychotic, delusional attempts at "seduction" aren't welcome.
      Sister Mary Maria
      -----------------------------------------------------------------

      Now one might wonder what "advances" were made. Yes indeed, and further, one might well wonder what attempts at "seduction" were made. Do you often frequent the crypts looking for adventure? Being a former Mackerel Snapper, does it tit ill late you pondering what goose shivers a good bite in the neck might produce? I think you need further vetting, you nun in Baptist clothing. Simply pressing the PayPal button doesn't fool anyone. Fe fi fo fum, I smell the blood of a Paptist.
      Not funny fiend! The matter of Sister M&M's whereabouts are of great concern to us all.

      The only useful bit is that were you foresee an infraction.

      PS I have smeared this message in garlic.
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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: sister mary maria

          But you didn't tell us why you tried to seduce her, Brother Lindy. And she such a Godly woman, too.

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            • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
              Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2008
              • 177
              #4
              Re: sister mary maria

              Who do you think we're gonna believe. Some psycho piece of unsaved trash, or a woman?

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                • Sister Noddy
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1843
                  #5
                  Re: sister mary maria

                  Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post

                  ... Being a former Mackerel Snapper, does it tit ill late you pondering what goose shivers a good bite in the neck might produce?

                  I think you need further vetting, you nun in Baptist clothing ...

                  ... Fe fi fo fum, I smell the blood of a Paptist ...
                  Fiddle de de, you grave creeper and basement sleeper in vampire's clothing, brother!
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • KJV4me
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 80
                      #6
                      Re: sister mary maria

                      Originally posted by Dr. Otto Bond Sr. View Post
                      Who do you think we're gonna believe. Some psycho piece of unsaved trash, or a woman?
                      Hmmm, that is a difficult call, surely. But assuming that the woman is not also unsaved trash, I would, reluctantly, believe the woman.

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                        • Pastor Rune Enoe
                          Apostle of the North
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11680
                          #7
                          Re: sister mary maria

                          Originally posted by Dr. Otto Bond Sr. View Post
                          Who do you think we're gonna believe. Some psycho piece of unsaved trash, or a woman?
                          Considering that Lindh received his infraction 8 days ago on April 1st, you may draw your own conclusions.
                          A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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