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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1861
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Valerie Harper just purchased her ticket for HELL Train.


    Valerie Harper, actress on ‘Mary Tyler Moore’ and 'Rhoda,' diagnosed with terminal brain cancer
    The 73-year-old actress, who played the iconic Rhoda Morgenstern on TV, says she may have as little as three months to live.





    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...#ixzz2MpCBL2ed

    CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOO!
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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309
        #1862
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        It's about time that Hugo Chavez kicked the bucket. I guess our Godly Lord wanted him to suffer for years with cancer. He truly was a SOCIALIST, with him leading all those migrant workers to demand free entitlements. Hell, they even named a street in Los Angeles after him.
        Was he the grape boycott guy or was he that beaner boxer?
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        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78551
            #1863
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
            Valerie Harper just purchased her ticket for HELL Train.






            CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOO!
            That's a foul jewess right there. She was bound for hell from the day she sprang forth from satan's cesspool.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78551
                #1864
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Praise Jesus! Another punk-rocker has been sent down into the pits of hell. Just listen to this hot mess! If this boy wasn't possessed by demons then my name isn't Pastor Ezekiel Flint!

                Enjoy hell, Alvin Lee!

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708
                    #1865
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                    I heard a rumor that Hugo Chavez died 1/1/13.

                    Here is some leaked footage of his body.




                    HOPE YOU ENJOY HELL HUGO!


                    NEXT STOP....... DORIS DAY!

                    CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOO!


                    SEE!!! I told you he was DEAD!
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                      • Paragon of virtue
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2013
                        • 547
                        #1866
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        I thought Doris Day was on the train a long time ago. This singing, sinful siren has been leading men to cheat on their wives since the early 1940s...she also runs an animal worshiping cult of some kind.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22826
                            #1867
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            US music producer and CD pioneer Phil Ramone dies
                            A native of South Africa, Ramone learnt the violin at the age of three
                            The US music producer and pioneer of digital recording, Phil Ramone, has died aged 79.


                            Ramone is regarded as one of the most successful producers in history, winning 14 Grammy awards and working with stars such as Ray Charles, Bob Dylan, Elton John and Paul McCartney.
                            So, his success was on the backs of a blind nigra, a Jooish communist, a queer and bucktoothed vegetarian.

                            Fame indeed.

                            I wonder if he ever produced any of the following?

                            "Sympathy for the Devil" - Rolling Stones; "Highway to Hell" - AC/DC; "Number of the Beast" - Iron Maiden; "Running with the Devil" - Van Halen

                            At least then he would have some idea where the smell of seared human flesh is coming from.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Jedediah
                                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                Fisher of Men
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 6824
                                #1868
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Just wanted to check...

                                Dick Clark is already in hell, correct? Just wanted to know how to allocate my time in the prayer closet this Easter Sunday. Thanks.
                                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                  • Zechariah Smyth
                                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2011
                                    • 15251
                                    #1869
                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                    Some fat guy named Richard Griffiths died the other day. Apparently he was in the pro-Satan Harry Potter movies, but he was such a nobody that they aren't even reporting his death.

                                    Looks like Proverbs 23:21 means nothing to these Hellyweird liberals:

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                                      • Godfly
                                        Descended from Rapes
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 1552
                                        #1870
                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                        Some fat guy named Richard Griffiths died the other day. Apparently he was in the pro-Satan Harry Potter movies, but he was such a nobody that they aren't even reporting his death.

                                        Looks like Proverbs 23:21 means nothing to these Hellyweird liberals:

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                                        I can hear the devil yawning now.
                                        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15708
                                            #1871
                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                            Some fat guy named Richard Griffiths died the other day. Apparently he was in the pro-Satan Harry Potter movies, but he was such a nobody that they aren't even reporting his death.

                                            Looks like Proverbs 23:21 means nothing to these Hellyweird liberals:

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                                            Opie died? LOL! Satan and Andy Griffith who is now a powerful demon will have fun tag-teaming him in HELL.
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                                              • Ramona_Griffith
                                                Unsaved trash, reovering feminazi whore
                                                Under Investigation
                                                • Mar 2013
                                                • 4
                                                #1872
                                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                                Some fat guy named Richard Griffiths died the other day. Apparently he was in the pro-Satan Harry Potter movies, but he was such a nobody that they aren't even reporting his death.

                                                Looks like Proverbs 23:21 means nothing to these Hellyweird liberals:

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                                                I think I just might tell my daughter to make her sad, its disgusting how much she enjoyed those movies.
                                                1 Corinthians 11:3
                                                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                                                  • ]Hate[
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    • Apr 2013
                                                    • 1
                                                    #1873
                                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                    Wow. Just WOW.Who in the name of God do you think you are?!! Is this wbebsite some kind of joke? Why would you SAY that? Are you the Devil? You need to rot in hell! Follow the lords word, dont say that STARVING piffleING BLACK KIDS should go to hell! Go rape yourself six feet up your sorry ass, you waste of Gods kingdom.

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                                                      • Redeemed Papist
                                                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jul 2011
                                                        • 10409
                                                        #1874
                                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                        Originally posted by ]Hate[ View Post
                                                        Wow. Just WOW.Who in the name of God do you think you are?!! Is this wbebsite some kind of joke? Why would you SAY that? Are you the Devil? You need to rot in hell! Follow the lords word, dont say that STARVING piffleING BLACK KIDS should go to hell! Go rape yourself six feet up your sorry ass, you waste of Gods kingdom.
                                                        Which bit of the Lord's word? Why shouldn't starving kids go to Hell if they hate Jesus and don't follow Him?

                                                        Are you saying they should get a free pass to Heaven without worshipping our Lord?
                                                        John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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                                                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                                        The truth about volcanos
                                                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2011
                                                            • 23765
                                                            #1875
                                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                                            Which bit of the Lord's word? Why shouldn't starving kids go to Hell if they hate Jesus and don't follow Him?

                                                            Are you saying they should get a free pass to Heaven without worshipping our Lord?
                                                            John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
                                                            Good question, RP! Why should God be so callously ignored by children who refuse to fear and obey Him as is their sole duty on earth (Ecclesiastes 12:13)? I mean, here He went to all the trouble to offer up His Only Begotten Son to pay a debt no human can pay (1 Timothy 2:5-6), a debt the LORD demands anyway (Hebrews 9:22), and this is the gratitude they show Him? By ignoring Him? By worshiping false gods?

                                                            The very fact that they aren't all smote off the face of the earth now is simply a testament to our LORD's Mercy and Goodness.

                                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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