[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Right, i"ll behave this time Pastor, you have my word.

You better Buster or YOU"LL be the next passenger on HELL Train!!!

Chooo-Choooo!

[Bill Tardy]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Yes ma'am.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

If anyone then this guy is going to get rape forever in Hell.


I F***ing HATE this guy.

You have the right idea, and yes, he is on the fast track to Hell, but that picture you had was way too big so I replaced it with a more appropriate size. Some of our Tin Tithers are still on dial-up or older computers, so you need to consider them when posting images.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

You have the right idea, and yes, he is on the fast track to Hell, but that picture you had was way too big so I replaced it with a more appropriate size. Some of our Tin Tithers are still on dial-up or older computers, so you need to consider them when posting images.

THANK YOU Sister. That other one was sooo big and in my face I actually threw up at his over-sized image.

[Bill Tardy]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Sure thing. When i post images i'll try and get smaller versions.

[Nobar King]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Is this supposed to be that "Steven Ray Vaughan" Brother Nobar King?

He looks a little bit Kerouacky to me

That was Bill Graham, local rock impresario. He died in the helicopter with SRV.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

If anyone then this guy is going to get rape forever in Hell.


I F***ing HATE this guy.

Yes, scientologist, and all other believers and proponents of secular science will be heading straight to Hell, but on the Hell Mothership. Tom Cruise is the most wretched of them all second only to L. Ron Hubbard. Let's look at Mr. Cruise for a moment. He loves his wife, loves his kid, is living happily, doesn't cheat on her, doesn't beat her, supports a number of charity organizations... I mean, come on, he's such a horrible person because no matter what other qualities he has he believes in outrageous concepts like alien intergalactic federations, body thetans, equal rights for all mankind, and alien psychology. If he would just believe in more rational ideas like a man that resurrects, walks on water, turns water into wine, ascends physically into heaven, cures the sick with his touch, and cures mental problems(i.e demon possession) with a mere command then he would be taken alot more seriously.

[Bill Tardy]

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I know i mean come on, who are they kidding right, Aliens souls, ha i mean at least christianity is feasible to a point, so much more than scientology.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

These body thetans, Bill Pardy, that Scientologists believe in, are nothing more than DEMONS that, according to their "liturgy," infest the bodies of humans.

Their founder, Lafayette (and if that is not a homer name, I've never heard one before) Ron Hubbard, is responsible for thousands of people's downfalls into sin, debauchery, and thus to HELL. He deserves to occupy a seat as co-engineer on the Hell Train.

[Bill Tardy]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Hell i'll bet that those deamons are why humanity was so sinful before the rise of Jesus.

[SUV]

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How could we ever have forgotten?!

"There's Room for One More" Patrick! You'll be Breaking Wind as the Train picks up speed to pass Mach I when you climb aboard!:



Just look at the sinner run to catch it! Got his bags all packed already! All full of Marshmallows to toast at Satan's Place!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Tony B.Liar, ex PM UK now servant of the antichrist the vicar of Rome. He's already on the Train. Praise!

[Harvest]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

I know this forum is supposed to be "funny" and that but this thread is just way too far.

Really, how can you guys laugh at this? You people have extremely sick senses of humour.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

I know this forum is supposed to be "funny" and that but this thread is just way too far.

Really, how can you guys laugh at this? You people have extremely sick senses of humour.

Because God does too:
Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

[Harvest]

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Then that makes me very sad.