[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Do you feel some kind of pleasure by insulting dead people? Do you think making fun of another human beings is ok? This forum is so evil, is just for morbid curiosity I'm still here

[Jim Farmer]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Do you feel some kind of pleasure by insulting dead people? Do you think making fun of another human beings is ok? This forum is so evil, is just for morbid curiosity I'm still here

I'm sure they'd much prefer being insulted here, that what is happening to them at present - enduring those eternal flames of Hell while skewered on the end of Satan's tallywhacker.

[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

I'm sure they'd much prefer being insulted here, that what is happening to them at present - enduring those eternal flames of Hell while skewered on the end of Satan's tallywhacker.

When you and the rest of this wicked and evil cult die and go to hell, please let me know somehow if they're "enduring those eternal flames of hell"

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

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When you and the rest of this wicked and evil cult die and go to hell

How do you know they will? According to their belief system, they're going to Heaven. For evidence, they can point to the Bible. Your evidence is, um, what exactly — your own subjective feelings?

[ExGay Alex]

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Can their be any doubt about where this little fruit has ended up? A fornicator, a gaysexual, rude to his parents. I cannot imagine Jesus had any positive attributes for this little queer in the Book of Life. Revelation 13:8: And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Can their be any doubt about where this little fruit has ended up?

What? Justine Bieber is dead?

[Jim Farmer]

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It looks like Bieber, doesn't it, but I think it's about this abomination.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Romanist lie-beral Mario Cuomo will get to run for office in hell.

From the JYT:

In an era when liberal thought was increasingly discredited, Mr. Cuomo, a man of large intellect and often unrestrained personality, celebrated it, challenging Ronald Reagan at the height of his presidency with an expansive and affirmative view of government and a message of compassion, tinged by the Roman Catholicism that was central to Mr. Cuomo’s identity.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Little Jimmy Dickens avoided the HELL TRAIN for 94 years. He tried to pretend God's wrath against freaks did not apply to midgets.

Nothing is more ugly than a country western singer who is smaller than his guitar. Take a Tater and Wait, midget Jimmy Dickens. It'll be a long time in hell.

http://www.tennessean.com/story/entertainment/2015/01/02/little-jimmy-dickens-opry-star-dies-obit/21210809/

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Little Jimmy Dickens avoided the HELL TRAIN for 94 years. He tried to pretend God's wrath against freaks did not apply to midgets.

Nothing is more ugly than a country western singer who is smaller than his guitar. Take a Tater and Wait, midget Jimmy Dickens. It'll be a long time in hell.

http://www.tennessean.com/story/ente...obit/21210809/

That is a long time to mock our Lord and Redeemer. I pray his suffering is great.

[Wandering Minstrel]

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Come an' listen to my story 'bout a harlot who's dead
She worked in Hollywood an' ignored the One who bled
Instead of accepting Him she spat upon his face
an' today she woke up screamin' in her final restin' place

Hell that is...Hades...the Lake of Fire...

Well, the first thing she saw was lots of sinners there
Wishin' very much that they had made a simple prayer
but now they spend eternity where the worm never dies
and were deceived in what they believed by the father of all lies

Satan that is...Lucifer...the Prince of Darkness...

Now it's time to say good-bye to poor ol' Ellie Mae
Remember y'all to answer the call of Salvation today
When your livin' you can be forgiven and avoid her fate
Just get on your knees and trust in the Lord before it is too late

To be saved that is....live with Him in Heaven...avoid Hell...Y'all get saved now y'hear!

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/02/showbiz/tv/feat-donna-douglas-beverly-hillbillies-elly-may-dead/index.html

OOC: In reality I think she was a pretty good lady. A little weird though, but she really cared for kids and animals.

[ExGay Alex]

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She was several times divorced and wore pants on the show, in direct violation of Deuteronomy 22:5.

But I wonder if we might see her in Heaven. She did find Jesus in the end, and made Bible coloring books. http://rumorfix.com/2015/01/donna-do...ing-wholesome/

I'd be interested when I get to Heaven to see if she is swimming with Jesus in the cement pond or doing the backstroke in the Lake of Fire.

You're right, though. Probably Hell. She was not a member of Landover and, therefore, not a real True Christian. Narrow is the gate, Donna. Very narrow. Matthew 7:13-14.

[Jim Farmer]

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10 people shot dead in the left-wing atheist office of the satirical French newspaper Charlie Hebdo.

Had they just kept to satirising joos and mooselimbs, God may have forgiven them for their left-wing tendencies. But they satirised God and Jesus too. I would not be surprised if it wasn't Jesus himself who shot them dead with the Kalashnikov that he borrowed from Brother Putin.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hey, at least the french police officer died doing what he loved...surrendering.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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That magazine was also notorious for its fag-enabling, as we read here (JesOS™ may block you from accessing the link, depending on what permissions the pastors have set for you):

And that is exactly why Charlie Hebdo's "Love is stronger than hate" cover so well captures the magazine's oft-misunderstood mission and message. Yes, the slobbery kiss between two men is surely meant to get under the skin of any conservative Muslims who are also homophobic, but so too is it an attack on the idea that Muslims or Islam are the enemy, rather than extremism and intolerance.

Laurent Léger, a Charlie Hebdo staffer who survived the attack, told CNN in 2012, "The aim is to laugh. ... We want to laugh at the extremists — every extremist. They can be Muslim, Jewish, Catholic. Everyone can be religious, but extremist thoughts and acts we cannot accept."

If not sharing their fanatical hatred of heterosexuality makes one an extremist, sign me up.