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  • #2266
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    They have no right to publish their hate cartoons. Proverbs 18:21. Everyone says the Muslims did this because they are violent and evil. But I think it is the loving hand of Jesus.
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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    • #2267
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      If Hell exists, then most certainly Anita Ekberg has joined their hosts, for forcing so many good, wholesome young men to commit the deadly sin detailed in Matthew 5:28, "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."



      And oh, boy, did I ever.

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      • #2268
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. Mudslime.

        Wouldn't meet with President Bush in 2001, but was happy to meet with the pope in 2007, and John Kerry in 2014.
        He is survived by 4 wives, 7 sons and 15 daughters. Plus many more wives and daughters he has divorced or disowned.
        He was a pig to his wives and daughters, even making them prisoners in his palace
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        • #2269
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          King Abdullah contributed to lots of Godly things for mankind, such as executing witches and queers just as it says you should do in the Bible. But he was not without flaws, he was a Muslim and therefore a terrorist supporting Godless heathen unless he accepted Jesus as his Lord and Saviour before he died (Pastor Zeke may have more information regarding this), he is in Hell now. But if not, then I certainly look forward the most to meet him in Heaven.

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          • #2270
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            RIP King Abdullah.

            The thing I never understood about the King and President W. Bush is that they never got together. Bush has two perfectly good daughters the King could have added to his four other wives.

            Just think what diplomacy could have resulted from a marriage like that.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • #2271
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              RIP
              Rest in Peace? It's not very restful in Hell. And don't forget, he was a muslim, so that's where he is.
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              • #2272
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                We tried.

                The good Lord knows we tried.


                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #2273
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  We tried.

                  The good Lord knows we tried.


                  He's a homer as well! Trying to hold hands with GWB?
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                  • #2274
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Obese cross-dressing Greek warbler Demis Roussos is even now raising his skirts so as to give Satan easier access.
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • #2275
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Demis Roussos has a ride to



                      This egyptian made horrible porn cult recordings with his sinful band "Aphrodites Child". They openly served the beast!

                      And well, if that is not bad enough, here he is attending to some mystical grease ritual ceremony!!!



                      There is going to be a great barbecue.
                      PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                      Revelation 21:8

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                      • #2276
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        The famed hippie poet Rod Mckuen was sent down into hell today by Jesus. He was almost solely responsible for the nightmare that was the 1960's.

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #2277
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          You monster disgust me. Sending children to hell. Sending genetic freaks. Alright then I have scoliosis dose that's right the same thing as the hunchback of Notradam. So I'm on that train too?

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                          • #2278
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            We don't send people to Hell! God does.
                            If you would read you would see that it's God who has condemned these people. Which one bothers you? We will be more than glad to point out where in the Bible God has condemned that person.
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                            • #2279
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                              You monster disgust me. Sending children to hell. Sending genetic freaks. Alright then I have scoliosis dose that's right the same thing as the hunchback of Notradam. So I'm on that train too?
                              Mr. Burp,

                              GOD sends unrepenting children to Hell. And yes, He does not endorse paralytic lifestyles. Unfortunately He does include you.

                              Leviticus 21:20
                              Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

                              But He gives hope, as well. You or your forefathers have chosen the crookback lifestyle but it CAN BE HEALED!



                              By prayer.

                              Luke 3:5
                              Every valley shall be filled, and every mountain and hill shall be brought low; and the crooked shall be made straight, and the rough ways shall be made smooth;

                              You must trust Jesus to help you.




                              Yours in Christ,

                              Elmer
                              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                              • #2280
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                So I'm going to hell?

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