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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790
    #2206
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
    Joan Rivers was rushed to Mount Sinai Hospital in New York on Thursday after she reportedly stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal chords at a nearby clinic...
    OMG...did America take up a petition to have them REMOVED??

    Maybe there's hope for this country yet!

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      • Benedict A. Davis
        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 3900
        #2207
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
        Satan is getting very excited over the prospect of Joan Rivers
        So, Satan has called his favorite sapphist home. The she devils will be howling in joy and welcome with the news!
        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639
            #2208
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            The Elect of God will get to watch her try unsuccessfully to nip and tuck her way out of the lake of fire.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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              • Jim C. Lombardo
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2014
                • 565
                #2209
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Hopefully she'll suffocate under all that plastic surgery.

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708
                    #2210
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Jimi Jamisom, demonized 80's rock singer dead at 63.




                    If you go to 1:26 you can clearly see his man bits in his tight red leather pants.





                    http://loudwire.com/survivor-singer-jimi-jamison-dead-63/



                    ENJOY , Jimi! Satan and his demons will like your man bits and your red leather pants.
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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639
                        #2211
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Despite whatever lies may be circulating on Facebook, fag-enabling, New-Agey uppity female Betty White is not dead yet. Let's be in agreement that it will be soon, though.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                          • Attila's Wife
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2013
                            • 1941
                            #2212
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            It just got a whole lot noisier down there.
                            2 Timothy 3:16

                            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                              • Benedict A. Davis
                                Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 3900
                                #2213
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                How many times is Joan Rivers going to die before she stays dead? This has to be demon possession plain and simple!
                                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 18405
                                    #2214
                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                    Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
                                    It just got a whole lot noisier down there.
                                    Praise Jesus our loving savior finally sanctioned the kill on Rivers! Eighty one years that horrible woman has mocked god with her little comedy skits in such abominations as the Tonight Show, the Hellywood Squares and the Carol Burnet show. Christ does not like gravely voiced women! F

                                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                        Senior Pastor
                                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                        Always Biblically correct
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 10639
                                        #2215
                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                        Now the plastic-faced entertaineress will get to end her routine with "Thank you. I'll be here all week — all eternity, actually."
                                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                          • Benedict A. Davis
                                            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                                            True Christian™
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 3900
                                            #2216
                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                            Now the plastic-faced entertaineress will get to end her routine with "Thank you. I'll be here all week — all eternity, actually."
                                            Is this the joos idea of Hell? Bad comedians at a cheap dinner theater?
                                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                                              • John Creeser
                                                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                                                 
                                                • Aug 2009
                                                • 7248
                                                #2217
                                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                Thanks baby JESUS!!!! Finally that collagen injected freak jew BITCH is burning in
                                                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                                                  • Attila's Wife
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jul 2013
                                                    • 1941
                                                    #2218
                                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                                                    Thanks baby JESUS!!!! Finally that collagen injected freak jew BITCH is burning in
                                                    With all that plastic, she's probably just melting.

                                                    2 Timothy 3:16

                                                    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                                                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                                        Senior Pastor
                                                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                                        Always Biblically correct
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 10639
                                                        #2219
                                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

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                                                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                                          • Jim C. Lombardo
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Aug 2014
                                                            • 565
                                                            #2220
                                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                            Dear Lord Pastor Peters! What IS that thing? Is she being reused for foreskin restoration?

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