[Diesel Stanford]

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Anti-Christian singer Spencer Davis who sang the new age hippie tune Gimme Some Lovin' finally died at age 81 to drop into the pits of hell. Good riddance Spencer... also, doesn't he look pretty Jewish?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Mister Prove Me Wrong has found out the hard way. It's always easier to mock than to learn for yourself. Obviously occultists have swallowed so much muck they can neither learn nor mock but anyone pretending to be a wizard (still alive) needs to take note of God's opinion:

Psalm 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.

Don't listen to crystal gurus, turn to Christ Jesus today.

[Martha Chump]

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James "The Amazing" Randi, a Christ-hater and in-your-face militant sodomite who said that belief in God "is one of the most damaging things that infests humanity at this particular moment in history," has boarded the train to spend eternity with the psychics and astrologers whom he loved to ridicule. I wonder how amazing he'll find sharing the lake of fire with them.

I'm sure he will be like the marshmallow between two graham crackers. S'more smiting for him!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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James "The Amazing" Randi, a Christ-hater and in-your-face militant sodomite who said that belief in God "is one of the most damaging things that infests humanity at this particular moment in history," has boarded the train to spend eternity with the psychics and astrologers whom he loved to ridicule. I wonder how amazing he'll find sharing the lake of fire with them.

[Martha Chump]

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Golly, you're right Mr.Lukes! Hilary Clinton is uglier than a thousand she-asses!

[Dennis Lukes]

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I thought my brother's mother-in-law was the ugliest woman I have ever seen, but this picture proofs me wrong.

Rest assured, your mother-in-law is only the third ugliest woman in the world, at most.

[Diesel Stanford]

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Two-and-a-Half Men star Concheta Farrell aka "Crotch-Feta Farewell" has died, apparently. Not that I knew who she was. I hardly watch much television, except for some tastefully selected programs on Vision TV, which I've never seen her on. I avoid watching uncouth, obese laugh-riots. Talking of obese, it's unsurprising what she must have died of. She would have done better to have heed the Biblical advice on her sin.

Philippians 3:19

“Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)”

I thought my brother's mother-in-law was the ugliest woman I have ever seen, but this picture proofs me wrong.

[Martha Chump]

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Glory glory hallelujah! Just a shame that coke-fueled maniac Carlos "Charlie Sheen" Estevez didn't accompany her into the fiery pit. That program was so filthy and vile that it actually got the half man, Angus T. Jones, to accept Jesus as his savior and become a True Christian.





Finally, a child star who turned out normal. Now he can join us in our mirth as Berta the Behemoth broils in Hell.

Glory!

He looks more Christ-like with the beard!


And yeah! Death to all fatties!

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Two-and-a-Half Men star Concheta Farrell aka "Crotch-Feta Farewell" has died, apparently.

Glory glory hallelujah! Just a shame that coke-fueled maniac Carlos "Charlie Sheen" Estevez didn't accompany her into the fiery pit. That program was so filthy and vile that it actually got the half man, Angus T. Jones, to accept Jesus as his savior and become a True Christian.





Finally, a child star who turned out normal. Now he can join us in our mirth as Berta the Behemoth broils in Hell.

[Martha Chump]

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I avoid watching channels owned by Canuckistani joos from Tajikistan.

Is it really? I never knew. Peter got it in a discount cable package, he didn't want to waste too much good money on my TV consumption. I only watch it for the musical selections, like the The Gaither Gospel Hour.

But Mrs Farrell was certainly a large woman. Do we know if she exploded to death?

Most likely, I can practically hear her lard sizzling like bacon in Hell right now.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I hardly watch much television, except for some tastefully selected programs on Vision TV

I avoid watching channels owned by Canuckistani joos from Tajikistan. But Mrs Farrell was certainly a large woman. Do we know if she exploded to death?

[Martha Chump]

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Two-and-a-Half Men star Concheta Farrell aka "Crotch-Feta Farewell" has died, apparently. Not that I knew who she was. I hardly watch much television, except for some tastefully selected programs on Vision TV, which I've never seen her on. I avoid watching uncouth, obese laugh-riots. Talking of obese, it's unsurprising what she must have died of. She would have done better to have heed the Biblical advice on her sin.

Philippians 3:19

“Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)”

[Diesel Stanford]

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And with Johnny Nash (NOT Johnny Cash) the next satanic singer died. Yes, he can see clearly now that he is in the flames of hell.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I guess he decided he might as well jump - go ahead and jump. In his case, he chose the downward direction.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Didn't he write "Run, run, run away
"Like a train runnin' off the track,
"Got the truth bein' left behind
"Fall between the cracks
"Standin' on broken dreams" which pretty much spells it out. Once you glorify leaving The Truth behind the train hardly needs tracks. There's only one place it can go.

The rock & roll has nothing to do with Jesus.