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  • #751
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Wait, RuPaul is dead?

    I had no idea!
    If only that were true Sister. That enormous, crossdressing, nigra homer is still befouling our world wife his homerness. No, it is Les Paul, the man responsible for rock and roll who the Lord finally decided to send to Hell.

    If it weren't for him, Pat Boone would have been the biggest thing in music up until present day. Elvis, his fault. The Beatles, his fault. W.A.S.P., The Cowsills, Poison, Devo, Tracy Chapman, The Edgar Winter Group, Aha, all his fault!
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    • #752
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      I read the obits daily gleefully looking for the HELLBOUND. I don't know who this loser is, but he is on his way to HELL for being a rock and roller. I'm sure he was a drug abusing, fornicating man-whore as well. Satan will enjoy playing "tallywhaker tunes" with him.

      Allen Shellenberger dies at 39; drummer for Orange County band Lit
      http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-allen-shellenberger15-2009aug15,0,6837773.story
      The musician, who set the beat for several top-10 Lit hits, succumbs to brain cancer 15 months after being diagnosed.


      Allen Shellenberger dies at 39; drummer for the Orange County band Lit

      Shellenberger, who set the beat for several top-10 Lit hits, succumbs to brain cancer 15 months after being diagnosed.

      Allen Shellenberger, second from right, appears with his band in 2004 at a Fullerton nightclub. (Glenn Koenig / Los Angeles Times / June 11, 2004)



      Allen Shellenberger, the drummer for the multiplatinum-selling Orange County rock band Lit, has died. He was 39.

      Shellenberger died of brain cancer Thursday at his mother's home in Artesia, said Ken Phillips, the band's publicist. Shellenberger was diagnosed with malignant glioma in May 2008 and began undergoing treatment; he performed with the band until last fall.

      "To know Al was to know laughter," band members Kevin Baldes, Jeremy Popoff and A. Jay Popoff said in a joint statement. "He had a heart of gold and would do anything for anyone. Words cannot begin to express how much he will be missed."

      A graduate of Kennedy High School in La Palma, Shellenberger and his bandmates began performing together in 1989.

      They went through different style changes and names -- Razzle and Stain -- before becoming Lit in the mid-`90s.

      Lit recorded one album, "Tripping the Light Fantastic," in 1997 for an independent label, before its breakout major-label album debut in 1999 with "A Place in the Sun."

      The album, released by RCA Records, went platinum, meaning it sold over a million copies. It included the hit single “My Own Worst Enemy,” which held the No. 1 spot on Billboard's Modern Rock list for three months and, according to Billboard, was the No. 1 Modern Rock single of 1999.

      The other top-10 hit singles off "A Place in the Sun" were "Miserable" and "Ziplock," and the band has since released two other albums that have spawned other top-10 hits.

      Shellenberger, who was born Sept. 15, 1969, in Long Beach, brought humor and "a certain calm to the band," said Baldes, the band's bass player.

      "He was a very peaceful guy," Baldes said Friday. "He didn't like arguing, didn't like confrontation; he just liked to have a good time."

      Even after Shellenberger was no longer able to play drums with the band, Baldes said, "he'd be in the garage with his drum pads trying to keep it up.

      "Allen, I don't think ever really knew that he was as sick as he was. To him, it was like, 'When I get better . . . .' And that's what we promoted to Allen -- when you get better."

      Shellenberger is survived by his daughter, Giovanna Mackey; his mother, Connie James; and his father, Paul Shellenberger.

      Funeral services will be private for family members only. A memorial event is pending.
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      • #753
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

        (where is Patrick Swayze?)
        Amen!! And where is Teddy Kennedy? His retard-loving sister must be reaching up from hell, ready to drag him down with her to the eternal lake of fire. Shout GLORY!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #754
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Amen!! And where is Teddy Kennedy? His retard-loving sister must be reaching up from hell, ready to drag him down with her to the eternal lake of fire. Shout GLORY!!

          The DEMONcrats have Ted on one of those life support machines (the kind that goes "beep-klop…beep-klop"….). They plan on unplugging him in September when congress reconvenes.


          Limbaugh: Kennedy Will Be Dead By The Time Health Care Bill Passes

          On his radio show Friday, Rush Limbaugh suggested that Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) would be dead by the time health care reform legislation passes. "Before it's all over, it'll be called the Ted Kennedy memorial health care bill," the talk show host says.

          Limbaugh: Kennedy Will Be Dead By The Time Health Care Bill Passes
          http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/06/limbaugh-kennedy-will-be_n_172595.html
          Limbaugh: Kennedy Will Be Dead By The Time Health Care Bill Passes

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          • #755
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Joo-turned-Romanist Robert Novak has been called home to hell. The fact that he will spend eternity with the lie-berals whom he loved to skewer shows that the Lord has a keen sense of irony.
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            • #756
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              We may anticipate the authorities will have to implement special measures in containing Ted's engorged and angry mutant liver when he does die.

              Unless Satan needs it for special torments . . .
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              • #757
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                All the addle brained senior citizen demoncrap voters who elected Hardline Islamist Fundamentalist Hussein the Kenyan Indonesian and will now be put to death by his health care system's death squads.
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                • #758
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



                  Aha, so it was Teddy Kennedy, the homer! who stole my nice Bundt Cake. I should have expected as much

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                  • #759
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Ted Kennedy died. Who won the bet?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #760
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Brother Nobar is right! TED KENNEDY IS DEAD!

                      What a generous summer our Lord has given us. Weren't we jumpin' for joy when we heard that Michael Jackson got sent to be molested in Hell back in June? What a way to kick off the summer. And as a little treat, just before Labor Day, the Lord smites Ted Kennedy.

                      I think this calls for...a CELEBRATION!!!!


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                      • #761
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Praise the sweet Name of the Baby Jesus. Mary Jo is celebrating in heaven right now while looking down on Ted writhing in agony.
                        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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                        • #762
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                          Praise the sweet Name of the Baby Jesus. Mary Jo is celebrating in heaven right now while looking down on Ted writhing in agony.
                          Amen!! I just KNOW that Jesus has that corrupt old papist in the "special reserved section" of hell, the one He keeps especially for the degenerate Kennedy clan.

                          Shout Glory!!

                          The Democrats are on the run now!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #763
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Shout Glory!!
                            Glory! That's for Eunice. Glory! That's for Ted.
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                            • #764
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              As we are expected to speak well of the Dead, at least I can say this about that "Drunken Walrus, Poised on the Edge of Armageddon":

                              UNLIKE PATRICK SWAYZE, HE AT LEAST DIDN'T THINK HE WAS BETTER THAN JESUS AND THEREFORE, JUST TOO *SPECIAL* TO DIE!!!

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                              • #765
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Final Score: Jesus 1, Kennedy 0.

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