[In_God_We_Thrust]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Damn, I'd love to join this train.. but I don't believe in hell.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Darn! Every time this thread gets bumped I keep hoping to open it and see that hip swiveling manwhore-faggot Patrick Swayze is finally dead and dirty dancing in HELL.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Damn, I'd love to join this train.. but I don't believe in hell.

That's OK. I don't believe in you.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

That's OK. I don't believe in you.

And Jesus doesn't know you (Judging from your face, you look like you've already been dead and burning a LOOOONG time, you just refuse to accept it!)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

And Jesus doesn't know you (Judging from your face, you look like you've already been dead and burning a LOOOONG time, you just refuse to accept it!)

Listen, papist. Jesus knows those who do His Father's will (Matt. 7:23), and that means True Christians™ like Pastor Al, whose boots you are unworthy to remove with your bead-counting, censor-swinging, death-cookie-distributing, boy-fondling paws.

[Nobar King]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Michael Landon: "I killed my son!"

Michael Landon's oldest son found dead
updated 11:09 p.m. EDT, Mon May 11, 2009
By Alan Duke
LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- The son of actor Michael Landon was found dead in his West Hollywood, California, home Monday afternoon, according to investigators. There was "no indication of foul play" in the death of Mark Landon, 60, according to the report from the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

Mark Landon was the son of Dodie Frasier, who married Michael Landon in 1956. The actor adopted the child and his younger brother. Mark Landon had a few acting credits, playing small roles in three movies, according to the Internet Movie Database.

He played a cab driver in "Us," a film his father directed and starred in just before his death from cancer in 1991. Michael Landon was once one of Hollywood's biggest TV stars. He is best known for his 14 years as "Little Joe" Cartwright in TV's long-running "Bonanza," and later as Charles Ingalls in nine seasons of "Little House on the Prairie."

Landon: "We should have been vegetarians!"

[SUV]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Darn! Every time this thread gets bumped I keep hoping to open it and see that hip swiveling manwhore-faggot Patrick Swayze is finally dead and dirty dancing in HELL.

NO! He's still Alive?!

JESUS give us all strength

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Michael Landon: "I killed my son!"

Landon: "We should have been vegetarians!"

Michael Landon though he was getting way with portraying that homosexual bottom in that gay cowboy flick Bonanza, well it looks like Jesus has the last laugh here.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY!

I think it's finally happened

Patrick Swayze BURNING in HELL

http://buzznewsroom.com/entertainment/patrick-swayze-is-dead-at-57/

CHOO CHUGGA LUGGA!!! Next stop that WHORE Farrah Fawcet!

************************************************** ****
EDIT: It turns out this was a rumor. But don't worry he will be on HELL Train very soon.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Another rapper capped in da azz

Atlanta rapper Dolla shot and killed in LA




Tue May 19, 3:33 pm ET
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Up and coming rap artist Dolla was shot in the head and killed outside a Los Angeles shopping mall in a crime with no immediate motive, police said.
Dolla, 21, whose song "Feelin' Myself" was featured in the 2006 dance movie "Step Up", was shot on Monday while standing with another recording artist, D.J. Shabbazz, after a shopping trip, said publicist, Sue Vannasing.
The gunman drove away and police later arrested a 23 year-old man at Los Angeles International Airport.
Vannasing said Dolla, an Atlanta rapper whose real name is Roderick Anthony Burton II, had earlier been involved in an argument with a passenger on a flight from Atlanta to Los Angeles.
Los Angeles police had no immediate motive for the killing, one of several gun crimes a day in the United States' second largest city.
(Reporting by Jill Serjeant; Editing by Alex Dobuzinskis)

[crazy avocado]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Did you save me a seat?

[Nobar King]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

There are a lot of seats. The line might be long, but everyone gets in. Do you want to go early?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Did you save me a seat?

On this train you punch your own ticket.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[SUV]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

A whore until the very End, too. Why just look at that.....nipple.....

Satan's gonna be saying: Where's the Beef? WHERE'S THE BEEF?!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

He better get used to hearing Satan say, "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

Disgusting.