[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus! THIS towel head is about to join his terrorist pals down in hell, where satan will give him a job serving pig entrails to rich joos. Shout Glory!!

Rumors Say Ayatollah Khamenei in Coma

Today's Jerusalem Post reports Ayatollah Ali Khamenei may be in a coma. The JP reports that this information is according to Michael Ledeen who received his information from a third party who allegedly "is in a position to know such things." According to that "excellent source" Khamenei collapsed on Monday, 12 October.

These reports (rumors) are also being carried today by the Tellegraph.co.uk, Arutz Sheva among others.

This demon is the president of Iraquistan! Kill him now, sweet Jesus! Make it hurt!

[blueddha]

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so i don't have to worry about seeing anyone from LBC when i get there, since retards aren't allowed. i was worried there for a sec.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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so i don't have to worry about seeing anyone from LBC when i get there, since retards aren't allowed. i was worried there for a sec.

Dear friend:

You don't need to worry about what you'll see in Heaven at all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Shout GLORY! One of the most offensive sinners ever has been sent to his firey reward by Jesus! Who has the last laugh? Jesus!!

Pie-splattered comedian Soupy Sales dies at 83

DETROIT -- Soupy Sales, the rubber-faced comedian whose anything-for-a-chuckle career was built on 20,000 pies to the face and 5,000 live TV appearances across a half-century of laughs, has died. He was 83.

Sales died at Thursday night at Calvary Hospice in the Bronx, New York, said his former manager and longtime friend, Dave Usher. Sales had many health problems and entered the hospice last week, Usher said.

At the peak of his fame in the 1950s and '60s, Sales was one of the best-known faces in the nation, Usher said.

"If President Eisenhower would have walked down the street, no one would have recognized him as much as Soupy," said Usher.

At the same time, Sales retained an openness to fans that turned every restaurant meal into an endless autograph-signing session, Usher said.

"He was just good to people," said Usher, a former jazz music producer who managed Sales in the 1950s and now owns Detroit-based Marine Pollution Control.

[Levi Jones]

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According to this Liz Taylor may finally be punching her ticket to join Michael Jackson as twin meat puppets on Satan's pointy steeple sized horns.

Elizabeth Taylor 'Close to Death'

HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood legend Elizabeth Taylor is reportedly on the brink of death after her heart began to fail.

Sources say the Oscar winner, 74, is bedridden in her Bel Air, California, home.

After learning her health is deteriorating, Taylor reportedly canceled her annual Easter party and has begun planning her funeral--she is expected to be buried next to her former husband Richard Burton in Switzerland.

A friend says, "Liz is inching closer to death every day and she knows it. It is not a pretty picture.

"She's not leaving a lot of money to her children. She wants the bulk of her fortune to go to AIDS research."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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According to this Liz Taylor may finally be punching her ticket to join Michael Jackson as twin meat puppets on Satan's pointy steeple sized horns.

How many times have we heard THAT before? She's been "about to die" for 30 years! I swear Jesus loves playing that old whore like a yo-yo.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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How many times have we heard THAT before? She's been "about to die" for 30 years! I swear Jesus loves playing that old whore like a yo-yo.

I think she is a drama queen who "almost dies" for the attention.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It looks like a certain Britsh papist has made his reservation on the hell train. Shout Glory!

Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber diagnosed with cancer

LONDON – Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, his spokeswoman said Sunday. The 61-year-old Lloyd Webber's condition is in its early stages, a statement from his publicists said. "Andrew is now undergoing treatment and expects to be fully back at work before the end of the year," the statement said.

Lloyd Webber recently announced plans for a sequel to his phenomenally successful musical "Phantom of the Opera." Called "Love Never Dies," it is scheduled to open in London in March and follow on Broadway in November. Rehearsals begin in the new year.

At a media event for the new musical earlier this month, Lloyd Webber said that while the story picks up where "Phantom" left off, he doesn't regard it as a sequel — "it's a standalone piece."

But Lloyd Webber said he was inspired to write the musical because "there's unfinished business."

This foreigner has been mocking Jesus with Broadway Musicals celebrating monsters and South American female communists for years, and there are questions about whether he plagarized material from others, but in any event Jesus has seen fit to smite him with butt cancer, so that's good enough for me.

Watch these pages for the final details!

[Meek and Humble]

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This foreigner has been mocking Jesus with Broadway Musicals celebrating monsters and South American female communists for years, and there are questions about whether he plagarized material from others, but in any event Jesus has seen fit to smite him with butt cancer, so that's good enough for me.

Don't forget his horribly blasphemous work, Jesus Christ Superstar! (Though I did enjoy the part when Jesus tears through the Temple...)

[Silly Sam]

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Its about darn time these people get what they deserve for the horrible things they have done against us.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus, another infamous evolutionist has been sent to his just desserts.

Aside from being a high priest of monkey worship, he was a damned joo and a Frenchie.

French anthropologist Claude Levi-Strauss dies

PARIS – Claude Levi-Strauss, widely considered the father of modern anthropology for work that included theories about commonalities between tribal and industrial societies, has died. He was 100.

The French intellectual was regarded as having reshaped the field of anthropology, introducing structuralism — concepts about common patterns of behavior and thought, especially myths, in a wide range of human societies. Defined as the search for the underlying patterns of thought in all forms of human activity, structuralism compared the formal relationships among elements in any given system.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Praise Jesus, another infamous evolutionist has been sent to his just desserts.

Aside from being a high priest of monkey worship, he was a damned joo and a Frenchie.

Aw crap, I was hoping it would be someone fun like Elizabeth Taylor or Mick Jagger.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Let him think his deep thoughts about the formal relationships among the various forms of torment that he'll experience eternally.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I thought Levi Strauss invented jeans? Since when is he an anthropologist?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Shout GLORY everyone! Jesus has sent another FALSE PROPHETESS straight to HELL!!

Its 'Mother' dead, doomsday sect's future in doubt

BOZEMAN, Mont. – Members of a Montana-based sect whose influence expanded as it prepared for a nuclear holocaust that never came, now search for new directions after the death of Elizabeth Clare Prophet — "Mother" to her thousands of followers.

The Church Universal and Triumphant still keeps its 750-person underground shelters stocked with food — "insurance," its leaders say, against possible dark days ahead.

Yet with Prophet gone, it's uncertain the spiritual movement she embodied will prove as lasting as all the concrete and steel hidden beneath a Montana mountainside north of Yellowstone National Park.

"You had a clear figurehead that became the focus of the organization, the object of adoration. When that's suddenly removed it throws people into a tailspin," said Robert Balch, a University of Montana sociologist specializing in cults and unconventional religions.

In the waning days of Prophet's reign as the church's divinely chosen messenger, its focus shifted from civilization's end to the development of a New Age publishing juggernaut, producing hundreds of books and recordings drawn from Prophet's mystical declarations.

After a decade-long decline caused by Alzheimer's disease, Prophet died last month at age 70 — setting off what Balch called a "crisis of succession" over who will take her place.

As her followers convene at the church's sprawling Corwin Springs compound this weekend for a three-day memorial gathering, the struggle to lay claim to Prophet's legacy already has begun.

Within days of her death, former church member David Lewis announced he had channeled Prophet's spirit.

Like Prophet, Lewis claims the ability to channel Jesus, Buddha and more obscure spiritual figures such as St. Germain and El Morya.

Church leaders have denounced him.

Since Prophet fell ill, at least 15 people have stepped forward claiming to be the next messenger, said Neroli Duffy, who sits on the church's 24-member council of elders. None has met with council approval.

"We're moving ahead," Duffy said Thursday. "She didn't necessarily think there would be another messenger."

Prophet led the church since the 1973 death of her second husband, Mark Prophet, who founded the church's parent organization, The Summit Lighthouse, in 1958.

The couple preached that one's soul progresses through a series of earthly incarnations. His past lives were said to have included Aesop, Lancelot and Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Hers included Nefertiti, Queen Guinevere of Camelot and Marie Antoinette.

Soon after her husband died and became an "ascended master," Elizabeth Prophet began to channel his holy dictations. Over the next two decades she attracted an estimated 50,000 followers around the world.

Melding mysticism, Christianity and Eastern religions with strong doses of patriotism and self-sufficiency, she promised adherents a newfound path toward personal enlightenment.

Yet long before Elizabeth Prophet's death, Balch and others who tracked her career saw her power base beginning to crumble.

The grip she held over her followers first began to loosen after her doomsday predictions went unrealized in 1990.

As the church's membership dwindled, she cut back its staff from an estimated 700 workers to fewer than 100. Thousands of acres of church property in Montana's Paradise Valley were sold to bring in extra income.

Prophet's five children — including two daughters once groomed as heirs — have since abandoned the church. Others who claim to be the next messenger, including Lewis, are regarded as charlatans by her more fervent followers.

Church leaders contend that Prophet — the tie that binds the faith's disparate religious and historical elements — lives on through 22,000 hours of video and audio recordings of her teachings.

The tapes and other material are stacked on pallets inside the bomb shelters on the grounds of the Royal Teton Ranch, the church's 7,000-acre Montana compound. Less than half has been transcribed or edited. Church leaders said it will be released gradually in coming years.

Church president Valerie McBride would not reveal the size of the church's membership except to say it was in "the thousands" and has spread recently across parts of South America and Russia.

Prophet's oldest daughter, Erin, said her mother's power and influence peaked in the late 1980s during the "shelter cycle," when preparations for the coming Armageddon were at their height.

Members of the church today appear chagrined by those events, which sparked a federal investigation into weapons amassed by Prophet's followers. They contend Prophet's warnings never carried a fixed date.

At a family memorial service for Prophet, her daughters described their mother as a commanding presence consumed by her role as spiritual leader. She once told her children that if they wanted to spend time with her, they would have to watch her work.

"I think what my mom did on balance was positive for the world," said daughter Tatiana Prophet, an office manager and aspiring musician in Los Angeles. "But people who still believe she's a perfected being, that's really hard for me."