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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    The author of the million-plus bestseller A People's History of the United States, which gave a leftist view of American history, died of a heart attack in Santa Monica, California

    Another notorious America hater and commit pinko headed to HELL!!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      A filthy rodent just boarded the Hell Train.

      A loving mother (undoubtedly a God fearing woman of True Christian caliber) sent her son on a mission to kill one of those little pests closely related to rats. The woman tried to reward her son for a bad report card from a public school thus proving the failures of the public school system (by demonstrating how bad that school system is, she can be fully justified in home schooling the little tyke).

      And the police got involved! What a tragedy!






      Police: Mom Forces Son To Kill Pet Hamster

      Posted: 4:23 pm EST January 21, 2010Updated: 6:28 am EST January 22, 2010

      MERIWETHER COUNTY, Ga. -- A Georgia mother is accused of forcing her 12-year-old son to kill his pet hamster because of a bad report card.
      It happened last Thursday at the family’s home, said Meriwether County Sheriff Steve Witlock.
      Investigators said Lynn Geter made her son use a hammer to kill the hamster.
      Geter was arrested Friday following an interview with investigators.
      She is charged with battery, cruelty to children and cruelty to animals.
      Investigators said Geter also violated probation and remains in jail.
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        The idea of an entire thread celebrating people dieing and saying that they're all going to hell is truly disgusting. What is wrong with you maniacs?

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          I'd rather be "disgusting" in the eyes of some lezbanian than disgusting in God's eyes.
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            Oh drats, it's just that perverted Lezbean persecuting us. I was hoping Dennis Hopper or that disgusting whore Elizabeth Taylor had finally climbed aboard the HELL train.
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              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Oh drats, it's just that perverted Lezbean persecuting us. I was hoping Dennis Hopper or that disgusting whore Elizabeth Taylor had finally climbed aboard the HELL train.
              La Liz can't have that long to go, can she? Though she's practically had every organ and joint replaced by now.

              They're bound to soon be making her watch arch-rival Marilyn Monroe's movies in hell, on an endless loop.

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                Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
                The idea of an entire thread celebrating people dieing and saying that they're all going to hell is truly disgusting. What is wrong with you maniacs?
                Nothing. We hope that by warning people they will change their ways and go to Heaven instead of burn for all eternity in hell . You are a tough case though. Not only are you a sinner, you even seem to be proud of that. Satan seems to have a tight grip on you.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  J.D. Salinger Dies at 91
                  BY: Actress Archives |
                  The incomparable J.D. Salinger died on THursday at the age of 91. The author was as famous for his influential works, which seemed to reach the hearts and minds of loners everywhere, as he was for his reclusive tendencies. Salinger spent most of his adult life in solitude, living in Cornish, New Hampshire.

                  Salinger was born Jerome David Salinger on January 1st, 1919. He had a privileged childhood, attending private as a teenager, and then a string of universities as a young man.

                  Salinger was of course most well known for his book, "The Catcher in the Rye." Published in 1951, the book told the story of Holden Caulfield, a 16-year-old boy recently expelled from prep who is trying to navigate his way through a world that he's keenly aware is brimming with phoniness. The character spoke to a generation - and to generations to come.



                  Yet another Godless sinner off to the bowels of hell

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                    Praise Jesus, for He leaves no stone unturned when hunting demons. I want to weep with joy when I read stories like THIS. He is squishing and squashing every heathen who speaks gibberish, no matter where they hide.

                    When we shout "GLORY!", God wants to hear it in His favorite language (American!)!

                    Ancient dialect extinct after last speaker dies

                    PORT BLAIR, India (Reuters) – One of the world's oldest dialects, which traces its origins to tens of thousands of years ago, has become extinct after the last person to speak it died on a remote Indian island.

                    Boa Sr, the 85-year-old last speaker of "Bo," was the oldest member of the Great Andamanese tribe, R.C. Kar, deputy director of Tribal Health in Andaman, told Reuters on Friday.

                    She died last week in Port Blair, the capital of Andaman and Nicobar Islands, which were hit by a devastating tsunami in 2004.

                    "With the death of Boa Sr and the extinction of the Bo language, a unique part of human society is now just a memory," said Stephen Corry, director of Survival International, an organization that supports tribes worldwide.

                    "Boa's loss is a bleak reminder that we must not allow this to happen to the other tribes of the Andaman Islands," he said in a statement.

                    Kar said Bo was one of the ten dialects used by the Great Andamanese tribe.

                    According to Survival International, there are now only 52 members surviving members of the tribe, which is thought to have lived on the Andaman Islands for as many as 65,000 years, making them descendants of one of the oldest cultures in the world.

                    The Great Andamanese had the biggest population of all the island tribes until the early 20th century.

                    Originally 10 distinct tribes, the Great Andamanese were 5,000-strong when the British colonized the Andaman Islands in 1858. Most were killed or died of diseases brought by the colonizers, Surival International said.

                    The surviving Great Andamanese depend largely on the Indian government for handouts and alcohol abuse is rife.

                    The cluster of more than 550 Andaman and Nicobar islands, of which only about three dozen are inhabited, are home to six tribes of Mongoloid and African origin, who have lived there for thousands of years.

                    The current home of the Great Andamanese is Strait Island, a small island of Middle Andaman Region.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      You have to assume that guy was pretty lonely, being the only one to speak a defunct language. I bet he'd jabber on and on and no one could understand him. At least that will not happen anymore. Praise Jesus!
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        If he was the "last" speaker of a language, how would anyone know what he was speaking?
                        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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                          The Holy Spirit is obviously softening their hearts toward the Gospel. As long as people in the Andamnedanese Islands insisted on "speaking" in Bo, how were they supposed to be able to read the King James Bible?
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                            I am sad to report here Charlie Sheen's Mercedes was discovered crumpled and smashed at the bottom of a ravine, without Charlie's lifeless body inside.
                            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                              Perhaps it was a shot across the bow from our merciful Lord.
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                                Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                                I am sad to report here Charlie Sheen's Mercedes was discovered crumpled and smashed at the bottom of a ravine, without Charlie's lifeless body inside.
                                I am praying he was thrown from the vehicle and his lifeless body is laying in the brush somewhere.


                                Leviticus 26:27-29

                                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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