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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    With any hope, all you FALSE CHRISTIANS will be on your way there with them.

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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Dia Rhea View Post
      With any hope, all you FALSE CHRISTIANS will be on your way there with them.
      Blah blah blah, Scripture or StFU, thanks.

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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        From an only somewhat liberal-biased source:
        Miss Cleo, the TV psychic who became famous in the late ‘90s for her catchy commercials, has died, FOX411 has confirmed.
        I've already heard the woo believers' answer to whether she foresaw that, which is "Psychic powers don't work that way." Given psychics' not exactly stellar success rate at predicting the future, when their predictions are couched in falsifiable terms at all, psychic powers obviously don't work in any way that the woo believers claim. True Christianity™ wins again.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          You've probably never heard of Belgian jazz harmonica player 'Toots' Thielemans, because if you're not a disgusting pervert, you certainly haven't seen the 1969 film "Midnight Cowboy." Toots Thielemans was the enabler, the abettor, the facilitator of the soundtrack of one of the most disgusting films ever made. He was the amoral musician who expertly blew the harmonica on the Midnight Cowboy theme like he was getting busy with Satan's tallywacker.



          Or maybe you know him from his whistling on the Eurotrash elevator music (to the gallows) classic, "Bluesette":



          Well now, "Toots" was cut down yesterday and summarily smited by God at the age of 94. "Toots" is tooting on Satan's throbbing, massive, barbed tallywacker on his knees in Hell.

          Blow, Toots, Blow!! FOREVER!!! IN HELL!!!!!

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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Gene Wilder, model for the "Condescending Wonka" meme, boot-kicked right into the arms of Satan and his minions today! He had his chance. He was born to Jewish parents but lived in America. How can you not hear about the Christ Baby Child while living in America? He had no excuse.






            Apparently he played in a few movies, too:
            “The Producers,” “Blazing Saddles,” “Young Frankenstein,” “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” and “Stir Crazy.”
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Gene Wilder, model for the "Condescending Wonka" meme, boot-kicked right into the arms of Satan and his minions today! He had his chance. He was born to Jewish parents but lived in America. How can you not hear about the Christ Baby Child while living in America? He had no excuse.






              Apparently he played in a few movies, too:
              “The Producers,” “Blazing Saddles,” “Young Frankenstein,” “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” and “Stir Crazy.”
              Well, now he can join his late wife, Gilda Radner, in eternal suffering. I'm sure the only reason that Hollywood marriage didn't end in divorce is that she died first.


              Have you noticed how few comedians are Godly? Why is that, you suppose?


              Ponderingly Yours,


              Handmaiden
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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                Phyllis Schlafly, who died today, shows that in terms of being saved, you can be, as the song goes, so close, so close and yet so far. She undeniably hated many of the same people whom God hates (Psalm 139:21-22), including feminazis, sodomites, and liberals, but since she was a Catholic, she will spend eternity bobbing up and down in the lake of fire unless she repented of her Roman paganism and embraced True Christianity™ in time.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  Phyllis Schlafly, who died today, shows that in terms of being saved, you can be, as the song goes, so close, so close and yet so far. She undeniably hated many of the same people whom God hates (Psalm 139:21-22), including feminazis, sodomites, and liberals, but since she was a Catholic, she will spend eternity bobbing up and down in the lake of fire unless she repented of her Roman paganism and embraced True Christianity™ in time.

                  A sad reminder Pastor, a good Republican should be going to Heaven. Other prominent Republicans come to mind that have been tempted by the Roman Papists - like Newt Gingrich, but Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Rudy Giuliani, Bobby Jindal, Martin O'Malley, George Pataki, Marco Rubio and Rick Santorum all have time to repent.

                  Of the Democrats, Nancy Pelosi stands out, as does Joe Biden, and the notorious Kennedys. All Democrats are going to wind up in the Lake of Fire for their baby killing - whether they're papists or not. Your average Democrat would kill Baby Jesus if given the chance.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                    A sad reminder Pastor, a good Republican should be going to Heaven. Other prominent Republicans come to mind that have been tempted by the Roman Papists - like Newt Gingrich, but Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Rudy Giuliani, Bobby Jindal, Martin O'Malley, George Pataki, Marco Rubio and Rick Santorum all have time to repent.

                    Of the Democrats, Nancy Pelosi stands out, as does Joe Biden, and the notorious Kennedys. All Democrats are going to wind up in the Lake of Fire for their baby killing - whether they're papists or not. Your average Democrat would kill Baby Jesus if given the chance.
                    Oh, dear Brother WJB, please forgive me for holding forth on this subject, but Martin O'Malley is a demoncrat. Happily, his former lieutenant governor was defeated by the Republican Larry Hogan. Furthermore, O'Malley has a certain reputation for being a bit of a canine concerning the distaff element. He has also been described as "telegenic", which sounds very, very unseemly indeed.


                    It's worth pointing out that the one decent thing that Nancy Pelosi did for the people of Baltimore (where she was born), was to move to San Francisco, which was just sordid enough to serve her purposes. With that godless woman gone, and a Republican governor in place, Maryland might just stand a chance of being redeemed from its unfortunate creation as a Catholic colony named for the so-called "Queen of Heaven." (Oh, why couldn't it have been named "Jesus-land"?)


                    Hesitantly Yours,


                    Handmaiden
                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                      Oh, dear Brother WJB, please forgive me for holding forth on this subject, but Martin O'Malley is a demoncrat. Happily, his former lieutenant governor was defeated by the Republican Larry Hogan. Furthermore, O'Malley has a certain reputation for being a bit of a canine concerning the distaff element. He has also been described as "telegenic", which sounds very, very unseemly indeed.


                      It's worth pointing out that the one decent thing that Nancy Pelosi did for the people of Baltimore (where she was born), was to move to San Francisco, which was just sordid enough to serve her purposes. With that godless woman gone, and a Republican governor in place, Maryland might just stand a chance of being redeemed from its unfortunate creation as a Catholic colony named for the so-called "Queen of Heaven." (Oh, why couldn't it have been named "Jesus-land"?)


                      Hesitantly Yours,


                      Handmaiden
                      Maryland may be in safe Republican hands for the time being, but that won't save Baltimore, which has been continuously under DEMONcrat since 1967. That's right, with the election of Thomas D'Alesandro III in 1967, Baltimore began its tragic slide into crime, drug culture, sin, decay, the mongrelization of the races, and eventually outright rule by the Negro. THIS is the Mayor of Baltimore today, a Negress known by the name Stephanie Rawlings-Blake:



                      Yes, that's right. The City of Baltimore is run by a Negro Demoncrat, and yet the murder rate is higher than at some point in the past. The city has been run by DEMONcrats since 1967, and the population of the city has gotten BLACKER and smaller every time the Census is taken.

                      So although the state of Maryland has come to its senses and elected a Godly Republican to rule over the state, Republican state executives have no power, control or ability to influence anything in cities that have Democratic mayors-- hence the decay and crime and carnage and rivers of blood flowing through the gutters of our crumbling, rusting, and violent inner cities. It's too bad these inner city residents don't vote Republican, so they can share in the wealth and prosperity and peaceful scenes of bucolic rolling lawns and singing birds in lush shade trees in the Republican governed state territory that surround these Demoncrat hell-hole inner cities.

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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Vaguely Jewish looking, goody goody butthead Hugh O'Brian who starred as Wyatt Earp, and in Agatha Christie's Ten Little Indians is dead. He might have escaped the killer, but you can't hide from the Devil. ... and then there are none.


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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                          Maryland may be in safe Republican hands for the time being, but that won't save Baltimore, which has been continuously under DEMONcrat since 1967.
                          All you need to know is that Maryland has a Republican governor right now. Don't let the teahadists distract you with non-issues like the composition of the General Assembly, the party affiliations of previous governors, or who the mayors and local councils are.
                          The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/t...ards-1.3750456Another sodomite was "dragged" to Hell!
                            And they entered into a covenant to seek the Lord God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
                            That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
                            2 Chronicles 15:12-13

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                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Leroy Llewelyn View Post
                              http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/t...ards-1.3750456Another sodomite was "dragged" to Hell!
                              It says in that link that it was one of Toronto premiere entertainers! You have my utmost sympathy, Mr Llewelyn, that you are forced to live in a country so debauched in its tastes.
                              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Leroy Llewelyn View Post
                                http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/t...ards-1.3750456Another sodomite was "dragged" to Hell!
                                Oh GLORY!


                                Another cross-dressing, transgender sodomite was also kick dropped into this week.









                                Alexis Arquette died Sunday morning surrounded by family and friends ... the family confirms to TMZ.
                                Alexis' brother, Richmond Arquette says Alexis died at 12:32 AM while listening to David Bowie's, "Starman."
                                Besides being the sibling of David and Patricia Arquette -- Alexis was known for her roles in "Pulp Fiction" and "The Wedding Singer," as well as being a champion for trans rights.
                                We last ran into Alexis earlier this year -- when she talked to us about Caitlyn Jenner.
                                David released a statement about Alexis' death, saying, "Never have I had the honor of knowing and loving a funnier more beautiful soul then my brother/sister Alexis."
                                We're told she'd been battling an illness.





                                Alexis Arquette died Sunday morning surrounded by family and friends ... the family confirms to TMZ.







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