[Old Iron Crotch]

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She can't help but interpret every he says in sexual terms. She is clearly infatuated with dear brother Hatchet and has fallen under the Hatch Effect™.

Danceless in Bore is one messed up cookie who relishes in hatred. Being a no good Nazi she hates all non-white sub races, but insists on spreading her legs for all the tinted masses be they slants, spics, dots heads, sand coons, or nigra. Her hatred for Christianity is evident in her fulfillment of her sick depraved libidinous advances on Brother Hatchet. I have no doubt that she will be sending Brother Hatchet pictures of herself in lingerie or humping and caressing trees like she did with me.

Any images you have of me are strictly in your imagination.

[ChuckieGirl666]

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DON'T YOU ASSHATS EVEN THINK ABOUT PUTTIN' THE OLSEN TWINS ON THIS LIST !!!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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DON'T YOU ASSHATS EVEN THINK ABOUT PUTTIN' THE OLSEN TWINS ON THIS LIST !!!!

Okay, then how about you?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Very insightful, Brother Remy. You have a good, nappy head on your shoulders.

As for you, Dances--YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY TALLYWACKER, so quit trying to get in my vintage, polyester trousers.

Your penis - ick.

Polyester - double ick.

Your penis + polyester - triple ick.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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Now, Albert, let's not sink to their level. Since Vatican II, Holy Mother Rome teaches that while the churches of the heretic slime separated brethren are deficient, Our Lord can use them too to lead to salvation.

I remember having discussed this with you before, when you were young. Even though Sister Benigna Consolata said that you were as thick as a brick, the Lord put a special burden on my heart to ensure that you would learn our holy faith and grow up to be a good Catholic.

"Separated Brethren" would be the Orthodox, Lutherans, Presbyterians, Episcopalians, Congregationalists, Pentecostals, Old Catholics, Disciples of Christ, Church of God in Christ, and a few others, those who believe in Jesus' message of love for your fellow man.

This is a foreign concept to the fake "Christians" at LBC, so I've pretty much given up on reasoning (it's failed)

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Whooot Whoooot

ALL ABOARD!

Their HELL will be being force fed Ham Sammiches and high fat treats and not being able to throw them back up.

LMAOWJ! GLORY!

Enjoy HELL Bean Poles!

[Talitha]

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How about that Cripper Hawking?

Everyone knows he's just faking it

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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How about that Cripper Hawking?

Everyone knows he's just faking it

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LMAO! But I already had him a few pages back under "Cripples".

GLORY!

[ChuckieGirl666]

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Okay, then how about you?

Uuuuuhhh... Sorry, I don think so! God told me I bein' saved an goin Heaven!!! I gunna be an angle lik that Partik Swazee in Ghost, an goin to the pear gates! Halleluyarrr I a Christyun now!!!!

God appeared ta me in the form of a snake, an told me so!

[Nobar King]

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Too bad you didn't get to go to their dream party:

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Too bad you didn't get to go to their dream party:

Looks more like your dreams than mine.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Dances, DO NOT post pornographic material again, even if it is within a True Christian™ quote. You will not be warned again.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Dances, DO NOT post pornographic material again, even if it is within a True Christian™ quote. You will not be warned again.

It wasn't MY soft porn - it was Nobar's. Bitch at him.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Dances, DO NOT post pornographic material again, even if it is within a True Christian™ quote. You will not be warned again.

It wasn't MY soft porn - it was Nobar's. Bitch at him.

I stated, "DO NOT post pornographic material again, even if it is within a True Christian™ quote. By the way, I condemn, rebuke, and lambaste, but I don't "bitch."

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I stated, "DO NOT post pornographic material again, even if it is within a True Christian™ quote. By the way, I condemn, rebuke, and lambaste, but I don't "bitch."

I see. So it's ok for TC dirty old men to post such images, but no one else.