[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Everytime I see a new post has been made in this thread, I always think "Is it Liz Taylor? Is it Zsa Zsa?"...but I always come out disappointed.

Me too Brother, me too....

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Kennedy brother-in-law Sargent Shriver dies

Holy crap! Skeletor ..... in a wig!

Maria looks just like her Mom.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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God sent a notorious joo to hell today. Don Kirshner was responsible for covering this land with rock and roll filth for far too many years!

Don Kirshner, Shaper of Hit Records, Dies at 76

Don Kirshner, the music publisher of Brill Building hits like “Will You Love Me Tomorrow” and “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin,’ ” who later served as a deadpan Ed Sullivan for Kiss, the Ramones and others with his 1970s television show, “Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert,” died on Monday in Boca Raton, Fla., where he lived. He was 76.

The cause was heart failure, his family said.

The Brill Building age of pop, named after the Manhattan building where many of its songwriters labored, lasted from the mid-1950s to the mid-’60s and is celebrated for the people behind its innocently aching music: producers like Phil Spector, writing teams like Carole King and Gerry Goffin (“The Loco-Motion”).

But the guiding force behind many of those people was Mr. Kirshner, whose hustle, hit-trained ear and good timing helped shape pop in the days when Tin Pan Alley’s song-craft traditions were being mingled with the rhythms of rock.

As a pioneering musical matchmaker, Mr. Kirshner discovered many of the era’s best songwriters, prodded them for hits and shopped the results to top artists. Later in the 1960s he married bubblegum to television with two manufactured, semifictitious bands: the Monkees and the cartoon Archies.

“He had a great sense of commerciality and song, the ability to hear a song and know it’s a hit,” said Charles Koppelman, a veteran music executive who began his career in Mr. Kirshner’s company, Aldon.

Yet to music fans who came of age in the 1970s and ’80s, Mr. Kirshner is best known as the leisure-suited, monotonous host of the syndicated “Rock Concert,” which from 1973 to 1982 presented live performances by Lynyrd Skynyrd, the Sex Pistols, David Bowie and Ted Nugent, among many others.

Unlike “American Bandstand” and other early TV rock shows, on which performers lip-synched their music or played a song or two in a sterile studio, “Rock Concert” featured full, loud performances in an arena or club setting. In his spoken introductions, however, Mr. Kirshner often seemed strangely out of place, as if he barely knew the acts he was introducing — which was sometimes the case.

“Someone once told me I had to put on Alice Cooper,” he recalled in a 2004 interview with The Washington Post. “I said, ‘Well, is she any good?’ ”

Donald Kirshner was born in the Bronx on April 17, 1934, the son of a tailor. He had hopes of being a songwriter, and got his start in the music business when he met a brash young singer named Robert Cassotto at a candy store in Washington Heights. They became partners, working on jingles and pop ditties (their first: “Bubblegum Pop”), but their collaboration ended after Mr. Cassotto — under his new stage name, Bobby Darin — scored a hit in 1958 with “Splish Splash,” which he wrote without Mr. Kirshner.

That year Mr. Kirshner founded Aldon with Al Nevins, who had played in a successful instrumental group, the Three Suns. Mr. Kirshner and Mr. Nevins opened an office at 1650 Broadway — a block away from 1619 Broadway, the Brill Building — and soon signed two struggling songwriters, Neil Sedaka and Howard Greenfield. By 1962 they had 18 writers on staff.

The list of Aldon alumni includes Barry Mann, Cynthia Weil, Neil Diamond, Doc Pomus, Mort Shuman, Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart. To some degree the company operated as an assembly line: teams of writers in piano cubicles churned out songs that would be recorded immediately, as demos or sometimes as finished productions.

In 1963 Mr. Kirshner and Mr. Nevins sold Aldon to Screen Gems, a Columbia Pictures subsidiary, for more than $2 million, and moved to a luxe new office on Fifth Avenue. Meanwhile, with the arrival of the Beatles, the American pop landscape was shifting toward bands that wrote their own material. Mr. Nevins died in 1965.

Yet one of Mr. Kirshner’s biggest achievements was in some ways an adaptation to the Beatles era. In 1966 he was hired to put together the music for the Monkees, a Beatles-y group assembled by television executives. Mr. Kirshner commissioned songs from many of the best Aldon songwriters, like Mr. Diamond (“I’m a Believer”) and the Goffin-King team (“Pleasant Valley Sunday”).

When tensions arose with the band, Mr. Kirshner moved on to the Archies, an animated version of the clean-cut comic strip. “I want a band that won’t talk back,” Mr. Kirshner later said.

The Archies’ music, performed by uncredited studio musicians, brought bubblegum to the pinnacle of its success: its still-ubiquitous “Sugar, Sugar” was the best-selling song of 1969.

In 1972 Mr. Kirshner began to work with ABC on a live performance show, “In Concert”; he left that show the next year to begin “Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert,” which had its premiere in September 1973 with the Rolling Stones. In the 1970s Mr. Kirshner also continued his work as a music executive, signing the band Kansas (“Carry On Wayward Son,” “Dust in the Wind”) to his CBS-affiliated Kirshner label, but by the early 1980s he had retired.

He is survived by his wife, Sheila; his son, Ricky Kirshner, a producer of the Tony Awards show; his daughter, Daryn Lewis; and five grandchildren.

Though he began his career as a songwriter, Mr. Kirshner said he realized early that he was better at recognizing talent in others than at creating the work itself.

“My idols were people like Walt Disney, and I feel that what he did with Pinocchio and Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse I had the ability to do in my own right — build the stars as a star maker,” he told The New Yorker in 1993. “And maybe it’s because, you know, I don’t read or write music — and I guess I live vicariously through these people, ’cause I don’t have the talent myself — but, you know, I’m the man with the golden ear.”

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Thanks for posting that, pastor Zeke.

I admit to being staggered by the thought of how many MILLIONS of souls were condemned to HELL because of Don Kirschner and his spreading the filth of rock and roll music around the world!

I hope Kirschner finds the wails of agony and anguish from the condemned he sent there especially tormenting.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Thanks for posting that, pastor Zeke.

I admit to being staggered by the thought of how many MILLIONS of souls were condemned to HELL because of Don Kirschner and his spreading the filth of rock and roll music around the world!

I hope Kirschner finds the wails of agony and anguish from the condemned he sent there especially tormenting.

The Archies, singing Sugar Sugar, on a loop track for eternity. Who would not call that HELL!

[SUV]

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The Archies, singing Sugar Sugar, on a loop track for eternity. Who would not call that HELL!

Especially if they left out the "Oh, honey honey" part

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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The Archies, singing Sugar Sugar, on a loop track for eternity. Who would not call that HELL!

{shudder}

[James Dewitt]

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This afternoon Janine Walker was taken to Hell by Satan himself. She passed on due to complications from the application of makeup. She was known to wear way to much mascara. Janine contracted staff infection in her eyes that travelled down the optic nerve into her brain.

Ezekiel 23:40

“And furthermore, that ye have sent for men to come
from far, unto whom a messenger was sent; and, lo, they came: for whom thou didst wash thyself, paintedst thy eyes, and deckedst thyself with ornaments,”


Kings 2:30

“And when Jehu was come to Jezreel, Jezebel heard of it; and she painted her face, and tired her head, and looked out at a window.”

Its a shame that she turned her back to Jesus.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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This afternoon Janine Walker was taken to Hell by Satan himself. She passed on due to complications from the application of makeup. She was known to wear way to much mascara. Janine contracted staff infection in her eyes that travelled down the optic nerve into her brain.

Ezekiel 23:40

“And furthermore, that ye have sent for men to come
from far, unto whom a messenger was sent; and, lo, they came: for whom thou didst wash thyself, paintedst thy eyes, and deckedst thyself with ornaments,”


Kings 2:30

“And when Jehu was come to Jezreel, Jezebel heard of it; and she painted her face, and tired her head, and looked out at a window.”

Its a shame that she turned her back to Jesus.

I hope her father is proud of himself now!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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This afternoon Janine Walker was taken to Hell by Satan himself. She passed on due to complications from the application of makeup. She was known to wear way to much mascara. Janine contracted staff infection in her eyes that travelled down the optic nerve into her brain.

Ezekiel 23:40

“And furthermore, that ye have sent for men to come
from far, unto whom a messenger was sent; and, lo, they came: for whom thou didst wash thyself, paintedst thy eyes, and deckedst thyself with ornaments,”


Kings 2:30

“And when Jehu was come to Jezreel, Jezebel heard of it; and she painted her face, and tired her head, and looked out at a window.”

Its a shame that she turned her back to Jesus.

TOOT TOOT!!!!!!

NEXT STOP

ELIZABETH (the purple eyed whore) TAYLOR

Choooo chuga lugga

[SUV]

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TOOT TOOT!!!!!!

NEXT STOP

ELIZABETH (the purple eyed whore) TAYLOR

Choooo chuga lugga

Spped the Train, Sister. Speed the Train.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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This afternoon Janine Walker was taken to Hell by Satan himself. She passed on due to complications from the application of makeup. She was known to wear way to much mascara. Janine contracted staff infection in her eyes that travelled down the optic nerve into her brain.

Its a shame that she turned her back to Jesus.

Indeed James, but once a Saved individual breaks from Jesus, calamity is guaranteed to befall the sinner! As we see in Peter;

2 Peter 2:20-22

For if after they have escaped the pollution of the world through the knowledge of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, they are again entangled therein, and overcome, the latter end is worse with them than the beginning. 21 For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known it, to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them. 22 But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.



Janine is ESPECIALLY damned. Peter tells us so. For someone to have attained Salvation and then to have rebuked Jesus, is almost incomprehensible to me. That there would be an enhanced penalty in Hell is therefore no particular surprise.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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It occurred to me as I posted the above, that perhaps Peter is also giving as a clue as to Janine's (and the other fallen) torment in Hell. In addition to the flaming agony, I can't help but think sows and dog vomit are also incorporated into her punishment.

Shocking, but probably true.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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The Man who sent millions women to HELL dies.

Jack Lalanne - Dead at 96

Jack Lalanne was responsible for starring in many women's sexshual fantasies back in the 50's, 60's and 70's. He ruined many marriages by telling them to exercise and jiggle their bodies in a sinful manner.

Jack Lalanne will join all the ladies who are now burning in HELL for mentally fornicating with him.

Enjoy HELL Jack!

http://health.usnews.com/health-news/diet-fitness/fitness/articles/2011/01/24/health-buzz-fitness-guru-jack-lalanne-dies

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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http://health.usnews.com/health-news/diet-fitness/fitness/articles/2011/01/24/health-buzz-fitness-guru-jack-lalanne-dies

As he was OBVIOUSLY a homer (I mean COME ON, look at the PICTURE!), I'm pretty shocked that God let him live as long as he did! Disgusting!