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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Danika Pat-dyke is still damned to an eternity of HELL-FIRE and the constant cleansing of her rotten, mutant, vagina with molten sulper, Even if some of our so-called pastors are in favor of this woman who has made a career of driving and, dressing like a whore for those soul-corrupting cameras.

    My truth will not be silenced!

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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Metafool View Post
      Danika Pat-dyke is still damned to an eternity of HELL-FIRE and the constant cleansing of her rotten, mutant, cooter with molten sulper, Even if some of our so-called pastors are in favor of this woman who has made a career of driving and, dressing like a whore for those soul-corrupting cameras.

      My truth will not be silenced!


      You're a little late coming to this realization, metaflop. If you'd taken the trouble to use the "search" function on this, God's Favorite Forum™, you'd have found this from last year:

      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
      Thank you, Brothers, for your Godly thoughts on this subject. (I'm ignoring those other twinks who have no business crashing in on our Godly discussion.)

      Knowing only their names, I decided to do an Internet search for further identification purposes, and discovered these photos:

      (Since this is the Men's Only section, I am confident you will not be allowing your children or the women-folk to view these scandalous photos)




      The harlot on the left is one Danica Patrick. The little hussy is obviously not shy about showing her skinny little body to the public – a view only her Christian™ husband should be allowed to view.

      The tart in the middle is Milka Duno. Just look at the way she is showing off to the camera! I feel a little puke in the back of my throat just seeing this photo.

      The one on the right is Sarah Fisher. I’m just sickened by the fact she shares a common first name with our beloved Sister Sarah Palin – I’m sure Brother Todd Palin would be equally offended. There is no word on whether this Fisher trollop has birthed a retard like Sister Sarah – I mean, after all, I can’t imagine any Christian Gentleman™ would want carnal relations with this person.
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      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        Elizabeth the-purple-eyed whore is about to have her ticked punched
        Sister, this is the very event we've been Praying for in dozens of Prayer Groups for all of these many years!

        Who says Prayers are not answered?!

        Might I even allow myself a slight, unChristian-Lady-like WHOOPIE? I mean, yell YOWSAH!

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        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          After a lifetime canoodling with the well-known mobster Frank Sinatra, Betty Garrett, otherwise known from Laverne & Shirley as Edna Babish De Fazio – the multiple divorcee with a retard for a child - has at last bought her ticket
          Betty Garrett, best known for her TV roles in Laverne & Shirley and All in the Family, has died, according to The Associated Press. She was 91.

          Garrett died Saturday, probably from an aortic aneurysm, [Edit: Astonishment of the Heart*] at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center, her son, Garrett Parks, told the news agency. She had checked into the hospital the day before with heart trouble.


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          The actress started out on Broadway in the early '40s, appearing in musicals such as Something for the Boys and Call Me Mister. She transitioned into films, appearing in On the Town and Take Me Out to the Ball Game opposite Frank Sinatra.

          Garrett's film career was cut short after her husband, actor Larry Parks, testified to congressmen about his earlier membership in the Communist Party.

          Later on, Garrett starred on All in the Family from 1973 to 1975 as neighbor Ilene. She was then cast as landlady Edna Babish, who married Laverne's father, on Laverne & Shirley, for which she won a Golden Globe award as best supporting actress in a TV or miniseries.

          Garrett appeared on other series including The Golden Girls, Grey's Anatomy and Becker, which earned her an Emmy nomination for best guest actress in a comedy series.

          Garrett is survived by her sons, Garrett and Andrew Parks, and her granddaughter, Madison Claire Parks.
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          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            After a lifetime canoodling with the well-known mobster Frank Sinatra, Betty Garrett, otherwise known from Laverne & Shirley as Edna Babish De Fazio – the multiple divorcee with a retard for a child - has at last bought her ticket
            [Edit: Astonishment of the Heart*]
            *De:28:28: The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:
            It is good to see that the Lord sends us reminders that this is His handiwork. Shout Glory!
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            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              The actress started out on Broadway in the early '40s, appearing in musicals such as Call Me Mister.
              Well, it's pretty clear where the cross-dressing tramp went wrong! Shameful.

              That clipping says even an emergency visit to the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center couldn't save her...so you know she pissed off God™ pretty good.

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                Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                Well, it's pretty clear where the cross-dressing tramp went wrong! Shameful.

                That clipping says even an emergency visit to the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center couldn't save her...so you know she pissed off God™ pretty good.
                And her husband was one of the commies in the film industry that the great man, President Ronald Reagan, personally hunted down and ran them out of town. I still say Senator McCarthy was nothing without the groundwork done by The Future President. Hopefully Ronnie got this commie sympathiser sitting their in Heaven
                From The San Jose Mercury Nov 2010
                As the Reagan centennial approaches, and as every candidate for the GOP presidential nomination scrambles to assert that he or she is the true and rightful heir of Reagan ( Sarah Palin invokes him more than 30 times in her latest book), it's a good idea to look at a complete picture of what Reagan did with the FBI — and why.

                Reagan's relationship with the FBI started when he was about 32, and it had nothing to do with communists. It wasn't unusual or at all nefarious. According to a memo in the file, the bureau was on the trail of domestic Nazis, and Reagan reported that he almost punched a man for making hateful comments about Jews at a Hollywood cocktail party.

                The bureau initiated contact with many stars and other prominent figures in Hollywood because of the industry's global influence. Reagan responded without moral anguish or soul-searching. A Screen Actors Guild officer during that era told me, "If an FBI agent appeared at your door, you met with him."

                Like most FBI files on famous people, Reagan's is mostly filled with press clippings and public information available to anyone. An entry from 1946 describes a Reagan radio broadcast against the Ku Klux Klan. He talked about an incident in Tennessee in which police officers "had beaten a Negro while in a soldier's uniform and had gouged his eyes out with a billy club." He said: "A community that is aware of the threat to its people and security by bigoted terroristic groups will be protected from such acts. It is important that every citizen of Southern California be ready to assist all public officials who are attempting to check any further occurrences of this kind and to join with those civic organizations which are laboring to bring better understanding and unity among the different elements of our society without regard to race or creed or color."

                Communism later emerged as the driving force behind the bureau's interest in Reagan, but not for the reason you'd think. In 1946, Reagan, then a SAG officer, vocally resisted communists as they tried to sway the guild and destroy the stagehands union. (SAG and the stagehands had been bulwarks against party infiltrators.) For this, Reagan became a marked man, and the FBI knew it. In an incident that probably appears in redacted sections of his file — but which he disclosed in his memoir — FBI agents appeared at his house on Cordell Drive, informing him of a secret Communist Party meeting where the keynote was "what to do about that son-of-a-bitching bastard Reagan."

                As an "informant," Reagan couldn't add much to the bureau's existing intelligence because he wasn't a Communist Party insider. It operated covertly, holding its meetings in secret. Communists used aliases and code numbers. They shielded themselves behind fronts. And in truth, the FBI's strongest information came from whistle-blowers among party factions, and from undercover FBI agents and operatives.

                But if Reagan wasn't providing the bureau with juicy details about communists, what is in the file? And what about the charge of "naming names"?

                In one session in April 1947, Reagan and his then-wife, actress Jane Wyman, did describe two groups in the SAG leadership that consistently pushed the Communist Party line, regardless of the issue. But this wasn't clandestine information delivered by a secret snitch; Reagan was telling this to anyone who would listen.

                His colleagues in the guild and in the wider Hollywood labor movement told me that Reagan often argued that communists had a legal right to champion the communist philosophy, but, as his hero, President Franklin D. Roosevelt, put it, they had "no American right, by act or deed of any kind, to subvert the government and Constitution of this nation."

                The brand of communism Reagan encountered was responsible for, in his words, some "strange and awful things" that began happening in certain Hollywood unions and civic organizations. At one union local meeting when a man opposed the leadership, henchmen dragged him out by his arms as the chairman asked, "Does anybody else want to comment?" Of course, no one else did.

                In other meetings, Reagan witnessed so-called leaders who wouldn't permit the organization's full membership to vote on key policy issues and instead made decisions behind closed doors. When votes did go to the floor, key leaders and their cronies would filibuster until most of the membership was exhausted and went home, allowing the vote to proceed with the few who remained. After one such episode, the full membership awoke in the morning to learn that it had "voted" to approve a vitriolic attack on President Harry Truman's Cold War policy — an attack few of the predominantly Democratic members would have endorsed if present.

                Reagan's suspicions that these organizations had come under control of communists would be confirmed in court decisions in the mid-1950s that found particular Hollywood unions and organizations to have been "dominated and controlled" by party operatives during that era.

                Reagan had long since quit the groups. To hear the media tell it, he did that because the FBI had — correctly — singled them out as communist fronts. But he and other liberals, such as actress Olivia de Havilland and writer-producer Dore Schary, realized that their efforts to champion honest liberalism within such organizations were in vain. Their celebrity and participation provided cover for the Communist Party's true tactical intent within the motion picture industry. "We were the last front of respectability behind which they'd been hiding," Reagan said in an unpublished interview.

                It's easy to read that the FBI listed Reagan as a "confidential informant" in Hollywood and jump to the conclusion that he was "a trusted supplier of tips to J. Edgar Hoover and company," as the Mercury News put it. But in truth, Reagan did not add much to Hoover's war against communism.

                And Reagan's choice to stand against communism was not inspired by an FBI witch-hunt. Rather, once Reagan saw the insidious nature of the party with his own eyes, he went from being a noncommunist liberal to an anti-communist liberal in a matter of weeks. "It isn't a thing that we all got hysterical and dreamed up the Cold War," Reagan said. "It was there."

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                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  I heard that Elizabeth Taylor ( The purple eyed whore) is suffering from congestive heart failure. How can that be, does she even have a heart?

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                  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    I heard that Elizabeth Taylor ( The purple eyed whore) is suffering from congestive heart failure. How can that be, does she even have a heart?
                    She does. But it's as hard as a diamond and blacker than a tarbaby.

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                    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Jew York actor dies, finally:





                      Veteran actor Len Lesser died in his sleep Wednesday morning in Burbank, California, of complications from pneumonia. He was 88. "It was very peaceful," his daughter, Michele Lesser, told CNN, saying the family had hoped for a quick and painless death. "He was a great grandpa, and an amazing father. He had a heart of gold -- and a sense of humor of platinum."


                      Best known as Jerry Seinfeld's Uncle Leo on TV's "Seinfeld," Lesser made more than 500 film, television and stage appearances. His TV roles ranged from "Studio One in Hollywood" in 1949 to a 2009 role on "Castle."
                      In addition to "Seinfeld," he had a recurring role as Garvin on "Everybody Loves Raymond."



                      He also appeared on "ER," "Mad About You," "Thirtysomething," "Falcon Crest," "Quincy M.E.," "The Rockford Files," "Kojak," "The Bob Newhart Show," "The Mod Squad," "Green Acres," "All In The Family," "The Monkees," "Get Smart," "My Favorite Martian," "Ben Casey" and "The Untouchables." Lesser's films included "Gallipoli," "The Outlaw Josey Wales" and "Kelly's Heroes." Lesser also served in the Army during World War II.


                      In addition to his daughter Michelle, Lesser is survived by a son, David, David's wife Julie and the couple's three children.
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                      • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Oh, just Uncle Leo.


                        I was hoping it was Liz or Zsa Zsa. Preferably both.
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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Jesus sent a few more Amish hippie children to hell. I'll bet satan is sodomising them even now.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Jesus sent a few more Amish hippie children to hell. I'll bet satan is sodomising them even now.
                            What were they doing using a public telephone anyway? Being Amish,and fluffy bunny Christians, must have been enough to upset the Lord.
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                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                            • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Every time I see a new post to this thread I think "YES! I hope it's Elizabeth Taylor, Doris Day or Zsa Zsa!"

                              I always feel a slight pang of disappointment when it is not.
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                              • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                Every time I see a new post to this thread I think "YES! I hope it's Elizabeth Taylor, Doris Day or Zsa Zsa!"
                                Amen, Sister, we can only hope.

                                I'm much more interested in "Liz" and that Hungarian harlot.

                                Less so with Doris Day. She seemed so "pure" when doing her early films. She seemed so much "the girl next door." I confess I had impure thoughts about her.

                                It seems so exhilarating to cleanse my soul about those carnal thoughts.

                                Now that I've purged myself of those unclean ideas, I can safely say: "Doris, you are doomed to having Satan probe your secret orifices with his Flaming Tallywacker even though I always wanted to do that myself."

                                - Jesus save me from these unclean lusts.
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