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  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #211
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Basketball seems to be one of the leading influences on the deterioration of morality of young men:

    They're all going.

    I realize that my question is politically incorrect but were any of those guys white?
    Come climb my mountains.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #212
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #213
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #214
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Roberta View Post
          I realize that my question is politically incorrect but were any of those guys white?
          I think it's fair to say that white guys are discriminated in the Nigra Basketball Association.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • WickedWitch
            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
            • Jan 2007
            • 1366

            #215
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            *GASPS* Now you take that back RIGHT NOW!!
            Originally posted by Nutty King
            And that too, smarty pants!
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #216
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
              *GASPS* Now you take that back RIGHT NOW!!

              And that too, smarty pants!
              Somebody needs a good spanking....
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #217
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Somebody needs a good spanking....
                *Grins* Why, Pastor Zeke, I never knew you felt that way about me! But do you really think you're up to the task?
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                • Remy Lebeau
                  LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                  President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                  Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2058

                  #218
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                  No, honestly, they're guys. They're a boy band. Lemme see if I can find some info for you...

                  Wikipedia Entry

                  Now, since Wikipedia isn't really the best of sources, there's also the Official Web Site.

                  Mmm, mmm, mmm, but they don't look like girls anymore! Them boys done growed up!
                  So those two girls were queer and got themselves sex changes? What kind of older brother just sits back and allows his two younger sisters to become rug munchers?
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                  • WickedWitch
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                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1366

                    #219
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                    So those two girls were queer and got themselves sex changes? What kind of older brother just sits back and allows his two younger sisters to become rug munchers?
                    Oh for heaven's sake, Remy, all three were all born boys, and have been boys all of their lives, and will probably remain boys for the remainder of their lives. The "girls" you had a crush on were, and are boys.
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                    • lilpentecostalgirl
                      Trailer "Christian"
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 279

                      #220
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                      Thumper says:

                      "Look Ma! I'm a hateful racist heretic bigot just like my father the devil! I think whites are the only race deserving to be alive, and I take God's Word out of context to try and justify these claims. Since I've said Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven! My fiancee believes the same things, even though he will never actually marry me (if he did, he would have announced a date by now). But you know what, that's OK, because I'm Miss Perfect, and God's laws don't apply to me!"

                      I wish I was here to pepper spray, mace, AND taser you into accepting the truth!
                      For someone who is supposed to put scum in jail your heading down the wrong road. We believe what we believe because its in the Bible if you were near hear you would have a whole case of Bibles thrown at you! You unsaved scum!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #221
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        How about these poofters?:
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #222
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          I know a cartoon can't go to hell, but the people who write and produce this trash sure will. Not to mention Fox broadcasting, and all their boob-tube-zombie-customers.


                          Family guy.

                          The Simpsons.

                          South Park.






                          be patient, Stewie, you'll be there soon. Tooot ToooT!
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #223
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            mmm, bop, for Jesus! already!
                            Good point. Jesus hates death metal.
                            Originally posted by Bill Pardy View Post
                            Can i have brownie point
                            No.

                            Also, choo-choo, time for a quick stop off at Joo York:


                            I pray all the misled Mary-Worshiping Popish schoolgirls will be in another compartment, or chaos will ensue.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Remy Lebeau
                              LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                              President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                              Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2058

                              #224
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              Oh for heaven's sake, Remy, all three were all born boys, and have been boys all of their lives, and will probably remain boys for the remainder of their lives. The "girls" you had a crush on were, and are boys.
                              I'm going to have to call BS on that one. Those were girls and if you are silly enough to believe that they were born males then you have to be the most simple minded woman I have ever met.
                              Master of Godly Debating

                              Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart

                              Debate Record
                              Currently Undefeated
                              Lastest Debates:
                              Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                              James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                              Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                              Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
                              86 Victories
                              0 Defeats

                              Past Victories (Archive):
                              Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                              Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                              Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #225
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                Also, choo-choo, time for a quick stop off at Joo York:
                                Oooh, that's the JOOO JOOO train!
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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