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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #241
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Bill Tardy View Post
    Oh come on all thread eventually spiral down to just arguing.
    look as much as you want to deny it most men have homoerotic urges some time in their life, it doesn't matter if they are christian or muslim and it sounds like you had a little crush on a boy when you were young even if you didn't know it. i think you know this so are just trying to steer the conversation away from you admitting you had a gay crush.
    Derail this speeding HELL Train ONE MORE TIME will get you thrown in QUARANTINE!



    GOT IT
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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639
        #242
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        What does the Bible say again about women's role in church? Tickets, please!



        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449
            #243
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            Derail this speeding HELL Train ONE MORE TIME will get you thrown in QUARANTINE!



            GOT IT
            Amen Sister! He's been spamming our Godly forum for hours now. Perhaps he doesn't realise he's already on the train.

            Tardy, one more false note and you get banned (again). Believe you me.

            Choo choo!
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Dr. Santiago Solo
                On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 860
                #244
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                There's a man I love, JESUS! And I love Him because He's sending this brat to the fiery bowls of Hell, think you can sing songs by heathens and look like a girl? Think again!
                Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708
                    #245
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Make Room for this little Hellbound WHORE!

                    Choo-Chug-a-lugga!!
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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414
                        #246
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        This buck was doing fine, even seemed like he could have gone through Landover's ex-negro course one day, but then he had to go and turn his back on our Godly President!
                        Guess what, boy? That earned you a one-way ticket on the train! CHOOO CHOOOO! CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOOOO!

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                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027
                            #247
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Satan's Own Cabana Boy - and I do not mean Master Bartholomew Simpson:



                            Oh God, wait - wait....he's already there, in Hell.

                            Well, can't someone as sinful as Charles "Apeman" Darwin be thrown TWICE into the flaming pit?!

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                              • Offcr. Albert Martin
                                Unsaved Meter Maid
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 250
                                #248
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                The man on the left has been telling numerous hateful lies about the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church through his numerous tracts (hint: his last name is what you call poultry's whelp), and the one on the right is probably talking about moving with him to Massachussetts because it's the only state they can legally do their business.




                                That's a first-class one-way express ticket on board the Hell Train for the two of ya!
                                Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78551
                                    #249
                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                    Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                                    The man on the left has been telling numerous hateful lies about the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church through his numerous tracts (hint: his last name is what you call poultry's whelp), and the one on the right is probably talking about moving with him to Massachussetts because it's the only state they can legally do their business.




                                    That's a first-class one-way express ticket on board the Hell Train for the two of ya!
                                    You filthy lying papist dog! Brother Jack Chick has assured his place near the right hand of Jesus up in heaven. His "Chick Tracts" are mandatory reading for all True Christians™! Any further attempts to sneak your anti-Christian claptrap into this Godly thread will be met with large wads of infraction points, Rita!

                                    THIS one is one of my personal favorites!
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Wide-Open
                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 18449
                                        #250
                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                        Stand up for the elderly!

                                        Tut tut!
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                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                          • revrggreen
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Aug 2007
                                            • 822
                                            #251
                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                            Toot Toot! ... Ding Ding Ding ...

                                            Someone show this filthy Witch and her Hell-spawn brats to their seats! Glory!

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                                              • revrggreen
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 822
                                                #252
                                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                Almost forgot this 'Dumblegay' queer! Toot toot toot! Chug-chug-chugga-chuuggg!!

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                                                And off we go again! Beeeeep! Beeeeep!

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                                                  • eliot mayfield
                                                    God Squad
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 9324
                                                    #253
                                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                    Driving the train is the falsest christian of them all!
                                                    Matthew:
                                                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                      • Wide-Open
                                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Nov 2007
                                                        • 18449
                                                        #254
                                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                                        Stand up for the elderly!

                                                        Tut tut!
                                                        Hold on, I have to chuck her out again, I was duly informed that she already was on the train. Twice.

                                                        Can a person be double or triple hellbound?
                                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                                            Senior Pastor
                                                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                                            Always Biblically correct
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 10639
                                                            #255
                                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                                            Hold on, I have to chuck her out again, I was duly informed that she already was on the train. Twice.

                                                            Can a person be double or triple hellbound?
                                                            Never underestimate the power of the Roman institution to lead people to damnation.
                                                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                                            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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