[MatthiasMorgan]

It seems like this "HELL Train" is all about reckless fun, but definitely a reminder about the dangers of distracted driving!

Distracted while driving? Excuse me, but what exactly were you doing behind the wheel if not silently repenting for your sins and meditating on the fiery justice of our Lord?

Were you focused on the road instead of eternity? That’s how Satan gets you. Through traffic safety.

Every commute is a chance to prepare your soul for judgment. If you’re not white-knuckling the steering wheel while reciting Leviticus, you’re already on the HELL Train, friend.

[handmaiden]

Something called "Ozzy Osbourne" died. I don't spend much time engaged with the Lie-bral Media so the details are confusing to me. Assuming that this fuzzy individual was a person I'm going to also assume that he or she (NO OTHER OPTIONS AVAILABLE!) is headed to Hell.

[Basilissa]

Something called "Ozzy Osbourne" died. I don't spend much time engaged with the Lie-bral Media so the details are confusing to me. Assuming that this fuzzy individual was a person I'm going to also assume that he or she (NO OTHER OPTIONS AVAILABLE!) is headed to Hell.

I've never heard the name either, but judging from the photos shown in the news it was a very ugly woman wearing way too much makeup. Definitely burning in Hell.

[Elmer G. White]

Something called "Ozzy Osbourne" died. I don't spend much time engaged with the Lie-bral Media so the details are confusing to me. Assuming that this fuzzy individual was a person I'm going to also assume that he or she (NO OTHER OPTIONS AVAILABLE!) is headed to Hell.

Reliable sources tell me that they (please note how elegantly I am able to use the latest teenage fad, the "singular they" when discussing eunuchs, castrated ex-males or other sinful abominations) once consumed a bat, one of the creatures that are unclean. This alone would place this never-heard-of-person into Hell. Probably some bats or pterodactyls are at this very moment biting of their (sic!) head again and again for eternity!




Leviticus 11:19
And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Deuteronomy 14:18
And the stork, and the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[handmaiden]

I am happy to report someone NOT on the Hell Train. This person is on a luxury private jet to Heaven; but we don't have a thread for that.

Hulk Hogan was a man's man and a supporter of our Beloved True President^tm, Donald J. Trump. This man loved Donald Trump so much that he rent his clothes on Trump's behalf on more than one occasion. Hogan's passing is proof of God's Grace and Goodness.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Man, the beloved Hulk Hogan gone. I have a hard time dealing with that. Devoted to the President. Hated Kamala Harris. Very masculine. A loss to the Christian mission.

I've sent a message to my contact in the White House to fly flags at half-mast coast to coast.

[MitzaLizalor]

Man, the beloved Hulk Hogan gone. I have a hard time dealing with that. Devoted to the President. Hated Kamala Harris. Very masculine. A loss to the Christian mission.

I've sent a message to my contact in the White House to fly flags at half-mast coast to coast.

God said it straight out, in the beautiful 90th Psalm

Psalm 90:10a The days of our years are threescore years and ten

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3 × 20 = 60 + 10 = 70

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There are certain creatures out there who say: “seventy shmeventy I'll live to 1-0-0 --- 0 - g -- gh --- ghh” conking out more or less on the spot: falling well short. What does God say?

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Psalm 90:10b . . and if by reason of strength they [Ozzy's] be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.

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4 × 20 = 80 – 76 = 4

Osborne cut off in his strength and sorrow, four years short, where has he flown to now?



Hogan lived in Jesus, just as promised, all those years ago.