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  • Madame Frottage
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    The owner of OnlyFans has died at 43. Clearly Jesus was no fan to send him to Hell early.

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  • Romeo Rovagnati
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    Today died an actor from Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. I don't know what he did because I've never cared about it, the only good Vampire Slayer is Van Hellsing after all.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Originally posted by Q.Ponce Frottage View Post
    Chuck Norris is dead. He could beat many things, but he couldn't beat Jesus, could he?
    Good question, Mr. Frottage. Norris talked the good talk, but he was Hollywood. I checked and he did not contribute to Pastor Zeke's Airbus.

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  • Madame Frottage
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    Chuck Norris is dead. He could beat many things, but he couldn't beat Jesus, could he?

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Which introduces an interesting question. Do demon-possessed persons necessarily go to Hell upon death. And what happens to the demons? Popes and Ayatollahs are one thing – but this case, reported a day or so ago, is a little different and worth considering.

    Phil Campbell
    He was an accomplished guitar player, at any rate from the point of view of Satan, accompanying other demon-possessed persons on stage. The aim of any performance, common enough in "rock" music, is to get as many attendees occupied by devils as possible. Manic drums introduce African spirits to the venue, some of which migrated to America and developed the electric guitar, with other ghoulies provided by low frequencies and contorted voices – themselves products of demonism well established.

    There would be certain dance "moves" among the audience to facilitate easy access, also invented by Satan and promoted by his creatures, however for that to work his targets need to be alive. Demons get busy ASAP but is it the demoniac at work or the demon? And if it's the demon, what happens when the possessed person dies? Because then he's not possessed by anything.

    Now obviously a pope goes directly to perdition, having blasphemed The Holy Ghost so thoroughly as described in Scripture, regardless of what I may think. I suppose a papal cadaver could be reanimated at The Resurrection but the case has already be resolved with prejudice so any further hearing would be pointless. Non-popes, OTOH, because of the possessing spirit, may have less direct involvement in spawning Godlessness. Here is an example of our guitarist doing just that (accompanying some appalling vocal work clearly done by demons) he starts up at 2:14.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Catholics have never been so magnanimous towards Christians as that!

    What they called "Heretics" (us) were not tolerated at all, not even at the ratio of

    22,000 ÷ 92,000,000 = 0.000239130434783:1

    At least the Ayatollah had his fiefdom returned. Popes never returned anything to anyone.



    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    There are 22,000 Catholics in Iran.
    Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 03-02-2026, 12:27 AM. Reason: add quote

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    What do you mean by "A Christian Country?"
    I've always suspected there was an unstated reason for bombing Iran. I looked it up. There are 22,000 Catholics in Iran. Getting rid of the Mooselims will not solve all the problems there.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    What do you mean by "A Christian Country?"

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  • Romeo Rovagnati
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    Kamehamenei, the wicked Ayatollah of the Iranian regime who dared to persecute its own Christians, is finally in with both Muhammad and his cousin Ali ibn Ali ibn Talib ibn wathever. Let's hope that Iran becomes a Christian Country.

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  • Madame Frottage
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    I wish to decanter on this rash dismissal of Rev Jackson..apparently he is endorsed by Trump. Rev. Jackson could not stand Obama. Sorry I don't really pay attention to trivial things like black history, but sounds like he can't be too bad.

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  • Madame Frottage
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    Rev Jesse Jackson has died. He will burn in Hell of course for putting the welfare of Negros back 1000 years for meddling in so called civil rights nonsense.

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  • Madame Frottage
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    Perhaps Satan shall put Diane Keaton and Robert Duvall on a stick and call it the Kabab-Father. Mmmmm

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  • handmaiden
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    Originally posted by Q.Ponce Frottage View Post
    So-called legendary actor Robert Duvall has died
    Duvall, Pacino, and De Niro are all pretty much interchangeable. Are the doctors absolutely sure which one is dead?

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    I vaguely recalled the head.

    Looked him up.

    Apparently he did "martial arts" aka Oriental demonism.

    Christians do not need flailing ヌンチャク because Christians have Jesus.

    Psalm 23:4
    Yea,
    though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil:
    for thou art with me;

    thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

    . . . . . .

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  • Madame Frottage
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    So-called legendary actor Robert Duvall has died. At first, my response was, whose that? And then I remember he was in a bunch of forgettable two-bit "classics" from the so-called New Hollywood era, when bleeding heart neo-liberals ruled the big screen. His apocalypse is happening...NOW!

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