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  • Bill Tardy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 69
    #1

    I just want to say this.

    I saw that it was Sanz Solos' birthday today so i went on his public profile and saw that he said he believed in science (not creation science) and evolution, but if that is so how can he be a true christian, as it says on his profile, if everyone else who is a true christian does not and the bible says that god made everything and everyone. query yes, pizza yes, jellybeans no!

    ps happy birthday sanz solo.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22882
      #2
      Re: I just want to say this.

      Originally posted by Bill Pardy View Post
      I saw that it was Sanz Solos' birthday today so i went on his public profile and saw that he said he believed in science (not creation science) and evolution, but if that is so how can he be a true christian, as it says on his profile, if everyone else who is a true christian does not and the bible says that god made everything and everyone. query yes, pizza yes, jellybeans no!

      ps happy birthday sanz solo.
      The verb is "believed". i.e. "used to believe." Sanz Solo has seen the Light! Praise! Landover Baptist now has a fine True Christian in Brother Sanz, whose knowledge of sedmentary rocks (as laid down in the Great Flood) is second to none.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Dr. Santiago Solo
          On Permanent Assignment in Peru
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 860
          #3
          Re: I just want to say this.

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          The verb is "believed". i.e. "used to believe." Sanz Solo has seen the Light! Praise! Landover Baptist now has a fine True Christian in Brother Sanz, whose knowledge of sedmentary rocks (as laid down in the Great Flood) is second to none.
          That is very true, indeed, Brother. My current fields of research include the aerodynamic properties of rocks for stoning, the true, biblical origin of volcanoes, and Flood hydrodynamics, Praise Him!
          Bringing Geology back to Christ!

          I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: I just want to say this.

              Originally posted by Bill Pardy View Post
              I saw that it was Sanz Solos' birthday today so i went on his public profile and saw that he said he believed in science (not creation science) and evolution, but if that is so how can he be a true christian, as it says on his profile, if everyone else who is a true christian does not and the bible says that god made everything and everyone. query yes, pizza yes, jellybeans no!

              ps happy birthday sanz solo.
              How dare you use our Godly bandwidth to disseminate lies about one of our True Christian™ Brothers! I hope you choke on the 100 infraction points you'e just earned yourself.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Bill Tardy
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 69
                  #5
                  Re: I just want to say this.

                  Sorry.
                  I really am.

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