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  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366

    #1

    265 Popes can't be wrong!

    I am sure that many here are as excited as I am with the upcoming visit by His Holiness as he prepares to be greeted by President Bush when he lands in Washington. There will be a White House meeting and ceremony on the south lawn as part of the build-up towards a Mass at the new ballpark in the U.S. capitol.


    Needless to say, this is going to be a wonderful chance for Catholics and potential Catholics to get to know a veritable saint in the flesh and I, for one, am very excited.

    (I note with some interest that the 'Pastors' from Landover have never been welcomed to the White House, let alone given the chance to hold worship services in the grandest of public gathering places... Maybe next time.)


    I have the honour of being invited to join the festivities as Benedict (we call him Fritz informally) says Mass in NYC at St. Patrick's the day after he addresses the United Nations. If anyone wants an autograph or two let me know... he usually does a twenty minute private signing session when on tour.


    Many of our first Popes were martyred for their beliefs but two thousand years later we Catholics are still here, stronger than ever and only too happy to be the home of Christianity as Jesus planned when he called upon Peter to be the rock his Church be built on. This is more proof that the will of our heavenly Father is the guiding principle and key to the success of The Holy Roman Church.


    How else does one explain the universal love and affection so many have for his Holiness and how else do you explain the honour your President considers this visit to be!



    Bless you, my court-ordered counseling curmudgeons,
    Father Mo




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    A Cardinal in the making.

  • Bill Tardy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 69

    #2
    Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

    Praise to you mate.

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    • Offcr. Albert Martin
      Unsaved Meter Maid
      • Feb 2008
      • 250

      #3
      Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

      Father Mo speaks the truth! He's actually an even better defender of the Faith than my brother is (don't get mad Tom)
      Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

        I see there's a new club opened up for you guys.

        The Cathaholic Semen's Club

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        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

          I'm amazed they won't just arrest what war criminal as soon as he sets foot on US soil.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Bill Tardy
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2008
            • 69

            #6
            Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

            You guys are just sour because your leader isn't meeting the President which is a great honour to all American Catholics. Well hahaha to you.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

              Originally posted by Bill Tardy View Post
              You guys are just sour because your leader isn't meeting the President which is a great honour to all American Catholics. Well hahaha to you.
              Oh Looky here, just what the world needs.
              Yet another Ring Kisser invading our peaceful Forum.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                Oh Looky here, just what the world needs.
                Yet another Ring Kisser invading our peaceful Forum.
                He was asking for an infraction, and he got one dear Sister.

                And in the mean time he's trying to learn how to spell "scienctologist" it seems.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Father Maurice Lester
                  Ring-kissing Papist dog
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3366

                  #9
                  Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  I'm amazed they won't just arrest what war criminal as soon as he sets foot on US soil.

                  I don't understand. I thought Mr. Bush lived on American soil!



                  Bless you, my Belgium Luftwaffler,
                  Father Mo





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                  A Cardinal in the making.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

                    "Father" Lester! How DARE you! Hinting that GWB would be a criminal, even worse, a WAR criminal!

                    I would infract your cathlyck hiny to bits, but there seems to be a technical problem with the infraction system right now.

                    You are lucky pal!
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Offcr. Albert Martin
                      Unsaved Meter Maid
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 250

                      #11
                      Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

                      I hear President Bush is giving the Pope a big White House welcome right now...Do you still think he's your "Godly" President Bush by your definition? (He certainly is godly to me)
                      Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

                        Of course he is still Godly! Don't be silly.

                        You don't know what he is saying to Fritz behind closed doors now do you?

                        My guess is he will announce an ultimatum before invading the Vatican. Let's see how tough those Swiss soldiers really are.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

                          Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                          I don't understand. I thought Mr. Bush lived on American soil!
                          .
                          Are you aware of the John Woo memo Father Mo? It clearly explains that since Presidential authority comes from Jesus Christ Himself it perfectly legal and moral for the President to order testicles to be crushed. It’s not a crime when God tells you to do it. I would think a Catholic would understand that argument.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Father Maurice Lester
                            Ring-kissing Papist dog
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3366

                            #14
                            Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

                            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                            I see there's a new club opened up for you guys.

                            The Cathaholic Semen's Club

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                            I consider this to be internet bunk... but you seem to swallow it with no effort!




                            Bless you, my capo de capistrano,
                            Father Mo







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                            A Cardinal in the making.

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                            • Father Maurice Lester
                              Ring-kissing Papist dog
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3366

                              #15
                              Re: 265 Popes can't be wrong!

                              I note that the American war criminal in waiting President has ordered flags to half mast to celebrate the Papal visit. I also note a distinct lack of Baptwits anywhere near the true levers of power in Washington these days.


                              Hmmmmm.


                              Can't wait for His Holiness to say Mass at Yankee Stadium. I did send him a memo explaining that it was a different 'Ruth' that built the house as the Pope is more of a hockey guy than a fan of the turgid American version of cricket. He is hoping to sneak a visit to Montreal to catch a game and see God's Team!® in person!



                              Bless you all, my envious ectomorphs,
                              Father Mo





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                              A Cardinal in the making.

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