[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

All you're showing here is my response to your obsession with cobwebs on your nether bits. It's your obsession, not mine.

Please quit lying. This is a Christian forum, after all!

Careful you don't trip over your nose, Pinnochio.

[KJV4me]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Careful you don't trip over your nose, Pinnochio.

Only Jooz and lezbians wearing cobweb panties have big noses. I imagine that your nose is almost as long as your garden-hose clitoris!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Only Jooz and lezbians wearing cobweb panties have big noses. I imagine that your nose is almost as long as your garden-hose clitoris!

You are familiar with the story of Pinnochio, are you not? The wooden puppet whose nose grew longer every time he told a lie? That's what I was alluding to.
And I suggest that you keep your nose out of my clitoris as well.

[KJV4me]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

You are familiar with the story of Pinnochio, are you not? The wooden puppet whose nose grew longer every time he told a lie? That's what I was alluding to.
And I suggest that you keep your nose out of my clitoris as well.

Unlike you, I don't read Satanic literature. Pinnochio? I can't even pronounce that blasphemous Pagan word, nor would I want to! I only pronounce Godly words like repent, and sinner, and blasphemy, and righteous, and Hell!

[Deaner]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Pinnochio? I can't even pronounce that blasphemous Pagan word, nor would I want to!

It's not really pagan but it may as well be.

Pinnochio was an Italian puppet made by Gepetto; a slovenly guinea wop.

Pinnochio's nose would grow everytime he told a lie and he wanted to be a real person; not a puppet. Gepetto the dago couldn't seem to achieve this for him. That's really all I know. But lies, puppets and wops can't be a good thing when thrown together.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

What is a clitoris?

[Larry Lee]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

What is a clitoris?

According to Dick Cheney, the clitoris is a source of conductive fibers that Halliburton should acquire before another company starts harnessing them for electricity ... Or something even more threatening to Republican one-party governance.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

I have not desire to grasp anything that perv has. And keep your nose out of my clitoris.

And I suggest that you keep your nose out of my clitoris as well.

You have a strange obsession with noses going in and out of your clitoris. Now I am by no means an expert, but I'm pretty sure a normal clitoris is convex, meaning it curves outward. Meaning it can go into things, but things can't go into it. At least that's how it's supposed to be. Do you see what I'm getting at?

...As you people on the street might say, what's goin' on down there, girl?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

What is a clitoris?

I thought she was talking about Brother Worthington's wife.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

I thought she was talking about Brother Worthington's wife.

Uhm, she called "Doris Worthington" Brother William. "Clitoris" is just Brother Worthington's wacky nickname for her.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Uhm, she called "Doris Worthington" Brother William. "Clitoris" is just Brother Worthington's wacky nickname for her.

Thanks Brother BJ. Dances with Sex Toys has been derailing so many threads recently with sexual innuendo it seemed likely she was trying some kind of lezbean thing with Brother Worthington's wife. Given that liebral girlie men husbands can't take care of their wives, it would be no surprise to me if she made such an attempt.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

Uhm, she called "Doris Worthington" Brother William. "Clitoris" is just Brother Worthington's wacky nickname for her.

I think it's Deloris.

She hasn't been to Bible Study in so long I have forgotten.

Gosh, I hope all is well. Did Brother Monty rent a wood chipper lately?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

This is all rather shocking.

Is this where the phrase "I want DW for my bunghole" comes from?

PS: what BTB said!???

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

What is a clitoris?

Sister, I tried to find something family-friendly to link to, but the closest that I could find was a clitoria, which looks like this:



You can read more about the plants here.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only?

What is a clitoris?

It's the **** from which much of a woman's ****** ******** is derived - it's that little ********* just above your *****.