[Marshall]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

They're just dogs, get over it. There has got to be something else these mincing pansies can think about or do other than worrying about dog feelings. This is the sort of thing that makes America look weak to the Commies and the Muslims.
I have a dozen hunting dogs and I dont really care about any of them past their usefulness in chasing deer and pigs. When one turns up dead or missing I go buy another one just like it, same as tires on my truck. I have never seen such a deluge of homosexual sensitivity in my life. The idea that a dog cares about what happens to anything other than its food bucket is a joke.

[Creationist Ron]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

They're just dogs, get over it. There has got to be something else these mincing pansies can think about or do other than worrying about dog feelings. This is the sort of thing that makes America look weak to the Commies and the Muslims.
I have a dozen hunting dogs and I dont really care about any of them past their usefulness in chasing deer and pigs. When one turns up dead or missing I go buy another one just like it, same as tires on my truck. I have never seen such a deluge of homosexual sensitivity in my life. The idea that a dog cares about what happens to anything other than its food bucket is a joke.

I know Marshall you don't have to tell me, but yes them liberal demons will say the dog has feelings, and is hurt when they do that. I know it's insane the liberals find something new to complain about or some secular lie to make up each day. I pray they find Jesus or fry in hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

Remember that time Deaner took us fishing and we all used dogs as bait? That was hilarious!

[Bjorn Jensen]

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For some months ago the last La Pinta giant tortoise died, thats so sad, I always wanted to know how they taste like

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/903116-lonesome-george-the-last-la-pinta-giant-tortoise-dies

I wonder if they taste as good as mountain gorillas, when i was in Uganda promoting the Kill the Gays bill i ordered a mountain gorilla steak at a local Christian restaurant, it was totally delicious.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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For some months ago the last La Pinta giant tortoise died, thats so sad, I always wanted to know how they taste like

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/903116-lonesome-george-the-last-la-pinta-giant-tortoise-dies

I wonder if they taste as good as mountain gorillas, when i was in Uganda promoting the Kill the Gays bill i ordered a mountain gorilla steak at a local Christian restaurant, it was totally delicious.

I AM SO JEALOUS!!!!!

About 3 weeks ago, I had my johnboat out and was tearing it up in the intracoastal near Riviera Beach (caution: negroes on shore), and tagged a manatee. I stopped immediately and saw it floating up near the surface with some lacerations, so I reached over and grabbed her by the whiskers and carved a big piece right out of the top, mainly backstrap but also some more gristly parts that I threw back.

I ended up marinating that in some teriyaki sauce and then put it in the smoker for about 6 hours.

SWEET. JESUS.

That was easily the best marine mammal I have EVER tasted. Tender, juicy...awesome.

The downside is, that stupid cow bent my prop, and it took forever to get back to the dock. Stainless props don't grow on trees, either.



YiC,

Zech

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

I heard that North Atlantic Right Whale steaks and Maui dolphin burgers should be really tasty, and the good news is that you can legally hunt them by ship strikes and fishing nets! Can't wait to taste them, endangered animals always tastes better than non-endangered animals, for some reason.

[Pim Pendergast]

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Here in Australia the lie-berals are causing a stir over the export of live sheep and cattle to Islamic countries. They claim that the livestock endure squalid conditions being shipped in confined spaces and often suffer cruelty when they are being butchered at their destination. One of the few beliefs the muslims share with us is that animals don't have souls, so they don't take the "feelings" or the "wellbeing" of the livestock into consideration. But the muslims are very particular about their stupid halal laws, so if we don't ship live animals, they won't buy meat off us, which means more money in the hands of terrorists. I'm praying that our export laws won't have to change, and I ask that all True Christians(tm) would join with me on this. I think it's Australia's part in the war on terror to prevent the wealth of the oil-rich sheikhs from falling into the hands of jihadists. If we can continue the export of live animals to Islamic countries, there will be less money in the hands of the terrorists and more money in the hands of an ally of America (at least when we have a conservative government in power).

As I was reading the OP, I felt inspired to do some googling on the topic of animal cruelty. Did you know that lie-beral Christians use Mat 10:29-31 to support the belief that God cares about animal welfare?

Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows.

I am appalled at how this passage has been taken out of context and twisted to suit an ultra-leftist agenda. This passage is about the omniscience of God. This passage is about how one man, especially a disciple of Christ facing persecution (see verse 28), is worth more than many sparrows. If anything, this passage emphasises how worthless animals are. Two sparrows are worth only a farthing, or a quarter of a penny. When a sparrow has outlived its usefulness, God wills it to fall from the sky.

And while we're on the topic of Genesis 9, I'd like to look at the verses following the part where God gives Noah and his sons the right to eat meat.

Gen 9:4-6 But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat. And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the life of man. Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.

A few months back, unsaved trash meemie claimed that the fact that animals bled meant that they could suffer. As Pastor Peters pointed out, they have to bleed for us to be able to kill them. Verse 4 tells us that the life is in the blood, so take to take the life from an animal, we must take the blood from it. But we are not allowed to consume the blood. This is not just some Old Testament law that no longer applies. It was ratified in the New Testament (Acts 15:28-29). God enabled animals to bleed so that we could kill them and so that we could drain the blood from them.

But another thing this passage teaches is that we also have the right to kill animals that kill people.

And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the life of man. Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed

This passage is often used to support capital punishment, and rightly so. But this passage also says that God wants us to hold to account every beast that sheds man's blood. There are many animals that represent a danger to man: sharks, crocodiles, lions. The greenies have put most of these animals on the endangered species list, so that they cannot be killed. But that is contrary to God's law. Any animal that kills a man must be killed. It's part of our mandate to subdue the animal kingdom.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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I am disgusted by how liberals and fags are against the family friendly, fun, manly all-American tradition of rodeo







Everyone who wants to ban rodeo is commiting treason

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

Hard to say, I really don't care about acting talents of animals.

It's true caged chickens and minks and even puppies put on that sad, 'poor-little-me" look when they know the cameras are turning. They just want to save their own hides, though.

They think NOTHING about keeping this great country God™ created going. Where would we be without a chicken-fried steak? A fluffy warm winter coat?

Those animals are nothing short of g-damn DEFECTORS!

[FeministSocialistSlut]

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Just saying it would be hilarious if Pastor Ezikiel got maimed in a freak accident and then he was strung up and used as fishing bait.

[Didymus Much]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

Just saying it would be hilarious if Pastor Ezikiel got maimed in a freak accident and then he was strung up and used as fishing bait.

Hilarious? Really? You may have different opinions than him, but come on.

Why so angry and hateful?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

Just saying it would be hilarious if Pastor Ezikiel got maimed in a freak accident and then he was strung up and used as fishing bait.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[God Is Not Great Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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Any one can plainly see suffering, pain, love, loyalty, intelligence and joy in animals.

Anyone, that is, who is not shrouded by the opaque vail of ignorance, religion.

I would happily hang any of you for your cruelty while quoting some bible passage I could twist my way to justify it.

Choose compassion. Do not let your assuming arrogance cause any more harm.

You are the worst of existence personified.

[John Creeser]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

Any one can plainly see suffering, pain, love, loyalty, intelligence and joy in animals.

Anyone, that is, who is not shrouded by the opaque vail of ignorance, religion.

I would happily hang any of you for your cruelty while quoting some bible passage I could twist my way to justify it.

Choose compassion. Do not let your assuming arrogance cause any more harm.

You are the worst of existence personified.

Who is twisting scripture? Not us, that I can assure you. We are not false Christians (I.e. every other denomination besides Republican voting 100% Baptist who read from the King James version of the Bible). We follow the only accurate American translation of the Textus Receptus and we follow it TO THE LETTER!!

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

It is not us you have a problem with friend, it appears the bee in your bonnet is with God. Guess who is going to win that argument?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: There is no such thing as "ANIMAL ABUSE!!"

Just saying it would be hilarious if Pastor Ezikiel got maimed in a freak accident and then he was strung up and used as fishing bait.

How dare you say such a thing about a man of God? He is a human. You dont use humans as fishing bait. You use animals as fishing bait, everything from earthworms to dogs, preferably alive. Some prefer dogs, but i personally prefer cats