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When I saw the burning cross at the start, I thought that it would be something about Brother Bobby-Joe’s southern states outreach program, and immediately perked up.Originally posted by Mad European View Post
Then there was the chocolate starfish with its allusion to anal rape, which I found strange in such a documentary.
Then there came 3 tar babies rising from the pits of Hell, The colors were garish and I had no idea where the lynch party would appear from.
And then there came a satanic homer chant.
And at the end they were all still alive!
Is there some point to their doing this – are they looking for the black-pink dollar? If so, I would warn them not to build up riches on earth… in fact I would advise them to prepare for the flesh stripping demons of the Pits of Eternal boiling brimstone.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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This is the most DEMON-INFESTED THREAD to plague this Godly forum in a very long time! Thus, I have brought out the most powerfully-worded exorcism extant:
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Ancient Christian Exorcism: Fourth c. AD, Greek Text
Preparations:
Use seven olive branches.
Tie the ends of six of them together [into loops?]
Use the remaining one as a whip during the procedure.
This procedure is known to be effective, and should not be made public.
Words to be recited over [the possessed person]:
Put the branches in front of him and, standing behind him, recite:Hail God of Abraham!
Hail God of Isaac!
Hail God of Jacob!
Jesus the righteous
Holy Spirit
Son of the Father,
below the seven
within the seven
Come Yao Sabaoth!
Direct your power to [Patient's Name]
Drive Satan, this unclean demon within him, away
I command you, demon, whoever you may be, by the power of
Sabarbarbathioth
Sabarbarbathiouth
Sabarbarbathioneth
Sabarbarbaphai
Come out, demon, whoever you may be
Stay away from [Patient's Name]
Quickly! Now! Come out, demon!
I bind you with unbreakable chains of adamantine!
I cast you into the abyss of Hell!Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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i believe that video shows the truth about how americans really think and what americans are really like
i also believe one day most americans will be atheist and worship charles darwin as the hero of the worldPsalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Comment
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You're a Darwinist? I do belive that your signature says otherwise, or you may be one or the other.Originally posted by St James of England View Post
Matthew 24:51, anyone?Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?Comment
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