[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pagans and Christains

Heheh, well it would seem my predictions of your standard biblical brainwashed responses to us heathens sure seem to come true. (Not that that's hard to do, mind you!)

A pity suspected Satanic plaything; you clearly are learing The TRUTH yet you will come to Jesus. Your suffering in Hell will be made all the worse knowing you had the tools in your grasp to escape it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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A pity suspected Satanic plaything; you clearly are learing The TRUTH yet you will come to Jesus. Your suffering in Hell will be made all the worse knowing you had the tools in your grasp to escape it.

I've heard all that before. But, until your sky king opens up a hole in the clouds, and announces himself to the world, which has not and I'm quite certain will never happen, forgive me for having doubts about the whole hell thing.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Of course it has happened!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Of course it has happened!

When? Have you any evidence besides the testimony of the town rummy?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I saw it chronicled in a British religious movie once. Something about a search for the Holy Grail. Anyway, the clouds parted and the LORD appeared.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I saw it chronicled in a British religious movie once. Something about a search for the Holy Grail. Anyway, the clouds parted and the LORD appeared.

And I saw Godzilla eating his way through Tokyo in a movie, as well as battling it out with other monsters while both ate their way through Tokyo, that doesn't mean that it really happened.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pagans and Christains

And I saw Godzilla eating his way through Tokyo in a movie, as well as battling it out with other monsters while both ate their way through Tokyo, that doesn't mean that it really happened.

Please don't be impertinent by comparing GOD to Godzilla. Godzilla is a monster who terrorizes people and destroys cities without regard. God is our loving Father who allowed His only begotten Son to be crucified for our sins.

[Enobarbus]

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What if hundreds of them have come true?

Since most dreams are about everyday events, and we never really remember our dreams very well, in a sense they will. Let's take an extreme example: You have a dream in which you see a dog, then next day you see a dog down the street. "Hey!" you think to yourself, that is just like my dream (your memory adapts the vague memory of your dream to fit the image in front of you as you think this) -- "Gee whiz, my dream has come true!". Coincidence, old chum, coincidence.

Did you know that if you want to quote a part of a message you can do it like this:

[ quote]messages bit here[ /quote]

Just leave out the spaces and remember the / before the last 'quote'.

[Enobarbus]

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I believe you, Ixi, but to these people, they only believe that such things are the work of 'Satan' trying to trick you. They will not believe otherwise because they CANNOT believe otherwise. Their bible and their religion has brainwashed them to the point where they can no longer think for themselves.
You, I, and the others here who they call 'heathens', are able to think for ourselves, and they can't get their heads around that, nor why we would want to.
Don't let them get to you, they're just meanies.

We are meanies? Did you see what her little sister said about us? She was going to get local gang onto us, and that was just for starters!

Meanies, if trying to save someone's immortal soul from aeternal torment is mean, then we are mean, to be sure. I am reminded of Brother Tim's (God Bless his soul) famous quote:

"Son, if I had to hit you over the head with a shovel to save you eternal soul, I'd do it".

And look at all the hard labour that Bobby Joe and his detail put in to bring witches to the Light. And you say that we are mean?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Please don't be impertinent by comparing GOD to Godzilla. Godzilla is a monster who terrorizes people and destroys cities without regard. God is our loving Father who allowed His only begotten Son to be crucified for our sins.

LOL thankyou Pastor Al!! I never thought of it that way! Your god is exactly like Godzilla except that Godzilla is a big lizard-dinosaur thingy! But they both act the exact same way!
Thanks for pointing that out! (Even though you probably didn't intend to give me fodder )

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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LOL thankyou Pastor Al!! I never thought of it that way! your god is exactly like Godzilla except that Godzilla is a big lizard-dinosaur thingy! But they both act the exact same way!
Thanks for pointing that out! (Even though you probably didn't intend to, I know. )

Are you mocking Pastor Pistle, filthy demoness?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Are you mocking Pastor Pistle, filthy demoness?

Of course not. I was thanking him for pointing out the similarities between your god and Godzilla.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Of course not. I was thanking him for pointing out the similarities between your god and Godzilla.

So you show your respect through capitalization of a dirty jap monster, but not God Almighty, who temporarily killed His only begotten Son for you? Have you no decency?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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So you show your respect through capitalization of a dirty jap monster, but not God Almighty, who temporarily killed His only begotten Son for you? Have you no decency?

Well, come on. If we're talking about magical mythical creatures (which both of the above mentioned are) Godzilla is pretty impressive. Plus, he/she only acted like that because of being an unthinking animal acting on instinct. The god of the bible was meant to have the power of thought and intelligence, and still acted that way. I bet if Godzilla knew better, he/she wouldn't still act that way.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Of course not. I was thanking him for pointing out the similarities between your god and Godzilla.

This is EXACTLY the reason women aren't in charge of anything important. They cannot discriminate. GOD only destroys cities because their inhabitants are sinful. GOD drowned everyone except Noah's family because the people had turned away from Him, not because some shop on the Ginza wouldn't serve him a plate of sliced fish! GOD kills every living thing that deserves it, He doesn't just squish a few japs here and there.

Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell.- Luke 12:5