A note from Rev. Rodimer to his admirers

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

It's come to my attention that I have some loving admirers out there. Some have been trying to access my account, and others have tried to replicate my account.

Some people would be upset by such behavior, but I know what's really going on here.

You see how happy I am, basking in the Love of our Lord. You don't see how you can experience such joy, as you wallow in sin and shame. You think God can never love you the way He loves me, or bless your life as fully as He has blessed mine.

Naturally, you're envious. As a sinner, envy comes as naturally to you as rape, sodomy, and murder.

But . . .



You can't be me, but you don't have to be miserable, cast out from the presence of our Lord. You don't have to continue to live a life of sin and self-degradation, filling your nights with dance parties and orgies in a vain attempt to use the engorged members of other men to fill the gaping emptiness of your meaningless little existence.

You can become a True Christian™, and live to share the Truth about Jesus!

Here's how to get started:

• Read the Bible.
• Believe the Bible.
• Obey the Bible.

See how easy?

I look forward to meeting you in Heaven someday, friend!

Your Friend in Jesus,

RevRod

[TimMadsen]

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Amen to that!

Read the bible a few days ago and about to read it again for the second time now!

[Levi Jones]

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Amen! You know you have Satan's cage rattled if they are mocking you and trying to steal your identity.

Oh, how we wallow in the persecution. We revel in it!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Amen! You know you have Satan's cage rattled if they are mocking you and trying to steal your identity.

Mocking me?

I thought they just wanted to be me. They're mocking me?

That's just mean. And to think I wanted to help them find Jesus.

Oh well, I still want to help them find Jesus. If they do, they can be as happy and filled with love as I am!

[John North]

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I thought they just wanted to be me.

I think they actually thought they could be you by stealing your identity. Most likely a desperate and naive attempt to obtain instant salvation. Not the brightest of creatures, those feeble minded cyber faggots.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Ah Rev Rodmier… you are unworthy, I am unworthy, we are all unworthy, Rom:3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; And yet… and yet some are shorter than others, some are spiritual dwarves and others, like you are giants. And do not midgets look up to giants and wish to see what they see?

Do not the wicked say, Job:34:9: For he hath said, It profiteth a man nothing that he should delight himself with God.? And therefore the converse should be true! And I know you delight yourself with God.

And thus we see the solution, and it is clear.

I hope this helps.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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And thus we see the solution, and it is clear.

I hope this helps.

We should stretch them?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You have admirers?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You have admirers?

Admirers, stalkers, whatever.

Jealous?

[Faith_Machine]

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I think Pastor Zeke is jealous of me, actually. I have almost no admirers, and I suspect Zeke often feels nostalgia for those simpler days when his was not a household name and his admirers were limited to small flocks of silly girls in his father's congregation.