I don't want any more Trouble

[Old Man Winter]

Hey everyone, now a few of you know me as a suspected troublemaker and i just want to say i don't want any more of it, i want to make a few Christian friends on this site (which is why i came in the first place but then got side tracked by my Communist roots). Now some of you might think "why should we be friends with that retard i've got Jesus and no life outside the Chritian faith" well i say, just get to know me.

If you don't want to be my friend then thats fine

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

Hey everyone, now a few of you know me as a suspected troublemaker and i just want to say i don't want any more of it, i want to make a few Christian friends on this site (which is why i came in the first place but then got side tracked by my Communist roots). Now some of you might think "why should we be friends with that retard i've got Jesus and no life outside the Chritian faith" well i say, just get to know me.

If you don't want to be my friend then thats fine

Of course we will be your friends, dear Winter, you just have to accept Jesus' warm, sticky, penetrating Blood to cleanse you from your former sins, read and follow every word from God's own Book®, the KJV Bible, and hit that precious button at the end of the screen, don't be shy, the more you give, the more the LORD will give you in return

[Old Man Winter]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

I am not going to pay money to a Church in America, I already give to my Local Church.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

I am not going to pay money to a Church in America, I already give to my Local Church.

Oh, good for you! But do they follow EVERY part of the Word of God, as we do? If they don't, they're not a real Church® and you will be stealing from God by giving to them! You might even be condemning yourself to Hell by supporting a false religion! Why don't you ask for your money back, and send it to this, God's Favourite Church®/Forum/Financial service?

[Old Man Winter]

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No my Local Church is by the Book.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

Hey everyone, now a few of you know me as a suspected troublemaker and i just want to say i don't want any more of it, i want to make a few Christian friends on this site (which is why i came in the first place but then got side tracked by my Communist roots). Now some of you might think "why should we be friends with that retard i've got Jesus and no life outside the Chritian faith" well i say, just get to know me.

If you don't want to be my friend then thats fine

Listen Jonesy; It isn't a question of us being pals or not. This Godly forum is dedicated to praising the Holy Word of Jesus. It isn't a queer pickup site, and it isn't a playground for you to express your teenaged angst. I haven't even seen any sign that you might be a false Christian, much less a True Christian™.

I want you to read THIS thread carefully before you do anything else. Because so far, you don't seem to get it. We do not tolerate fools or God mockers here, pal. The sign up top says "Unsaved, Unwelcome" for a reason.

Jesus has called you here for a reason, boy. Think about that.

No my Local Church is by the Book.

Please give me your church name and your pastor's name and phone number so that we might consult together on your case. That might help make things alot smoother here for you, Jonesy boy.

[Old Man Winter]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

You want to ring my Local Church in London?
I don't Go that often so they don't know me so there would be no point.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

You want to ring my Local Church in London?
I don't Go that often so they don't know me so there would be no point.

Then you need to be tithing here. Don't try and rob God.

Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.

Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings

Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page now. Right now. You need to show us and Jesus that you want to change your communist ways, Jonesy.

[Old Man Winter]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

I don't go to the Church but i still send money each month.
Can you send me a map of Freehold please?

[JennyD]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

I don't go to the Church but i still send money each month.

Perhaps you can send us a copy of your bank statement, showing the cancelled cheques.

Can you send me a map of Freehold please?

TERRORIST! TERRORIST!

This Jonesy wants to attack Freehold, and is planning his assault!!

[Old Man Winter]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

I never said that i just want one because i want to see what it looks like.

I don't give the Church cheaques i give cash, like a tenner or a fiver.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

Hey everyone, now a few of you know me as a suspected troublemaker and i just want to say i don't want any more of it, i want to make a few Christian friends on this site (which is why i came in the first place but then got side tracked by my Communist roots). Now some of you might think "why should we be friends with that retard i've got Jesus and no life outside the Chritian faith" well i say, just get to know me.

If you don't want to be my friend then thats fine

These are not "friendly" words, Old Man Jonesy.

[Old Man Winter]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

Its true though, thats what you guys say.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

Its true though, thats what you guys say.

Look at this quote, which I use as part of my signature:
1Th:2:4: But as we were allowed of God to be put in trust with the gospel, even so we speak; not as pleasing men, but God, which trieth our hearts.

Basically, it means we tell it as it is and it is not always a pleasant listen.

If I shout at you, "The house is on fire, get out you daft twat!" Would you say, "Just a minute, before I do anything, would you care to rephrase that a little more politely?"? or would you run to safety and say, "Ezekiel Bathfire, you have saved me from burning to death here is $1,000."?

Now I couldn't care less about how long your life on this earth is, but I do care about the horrible torments that your soul will suffer in the Brimstone Pits of the Devil's Lair.

Indeed, we here at Landover have to put up with all manner of obstinate "know-it-alls" when they know Jack Shit.

If it's trying for you, how much more so for us.

Now, have you some time to hear the Good News about Jesus?

[madguitarist]

Re: I don't want any more Trouble

Hey everyone, now a few of you know me as a suspected troublemaker and i just want to say i don't want any more of it, i want to make a few Christian friends on this site (which is why i came in the first place but then got side tracked by my Communist roots). Now some of you might think "why should we be friends with that retard i've got Jesus and no life outside the Chritian faith" well i say, just get to know me.

If you don't want to be my friend then thats fine

The Bible teaches forgiveness, so I'm sure that there are very few, if any, that will not accept an apology and give you a second chance. However, it is up to you to make sure that you do not spit in their face when they offer you their forgiveness. Use good judgement, and do not attack them when their sole intent, is to help you find salvation. Hear what they have to say, because it could enlighten you. It's not unusual to disagree with another member, but insulting them, and resorting to profanity, is not the way to resolve the dispute. Find scripture to prove that your case is valid, and they will give you the benefit of the doubt if they cannot find scripture to disprove what you are saying. Remember that evolutionism, and other things of that sort, are not considered fact here. Unless the Bible lays it out, it doesn't count as a fact. It counts only as an opinion.