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  • yogurt
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2008
    • 122

    #16
    Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

    Its is not hatred but rather burning compassion, the compassion that Jesus gave me when he told me to stop people like you and join hands and sing praise to each day.

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    • Higher Love
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2008
      • 110

      #17
      Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

      This place is crazy, i just got 50 infraction points for telling deaner hes a twat, cant a gay be honest

      they should really reconsider changing the name of the place, i suggest the Bendover baptist crackshaggers

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      • yogurt
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2008
        • 122

        #18
        Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

        I LOL 'ed at that

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #19
          Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

          Originally posted by Devvo Mashup View Post
          Its is not hatred but rather burning compassion, the compassion that Jesus gave me when he told me to stop people like you and join hands and sing praise to each day.
          Do you join hands and sing with other men?

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          • yogurt
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2008
            • 122

            #20
            Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

            I sing with everyone.

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #21
              Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

              Originally posted by Devvo Mashup View Post
              I sing with everyone.
              So that includes men.

              Do you ever put your arms around each other and rock side to side?

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              • yogurt
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2008
                • 122

                #22
                Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

                If your implying i am gay, I'm not. Another thing i'm not is blind to the truth like you are.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #23
                  Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

                  Originally posted by Devvo Mashup View Post
                  I sing with everyone.
                  Would you hold hands with us and join us in a hearty rendition of a few of our favourite Roper Crossburn hymns? Or are you just a hypocrite?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22895

                    #24
                    Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

                    Originally posted by BrotherCraig View Post
                    An open letter to the Good Folk of LBC.
                    I didn't get beyond the first few words but I would ask you to inform us here at Landover where we have erred in the quotation of Scripture.

                    If you can, we will be grateful and apologize and mend our ways, if you can't you are an ill-informed bigot who thinks, merely thinks, that he has an understanding of Christianity.

                    Despite your vile accusing post, I feel sure that the replies, following the submission of your allegations, will be so devastating that you will return to the stone from under which you crawled.

                    However, if you wish to learn about Christ's Love, please continue.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Deaner
                      Christ's Love Messenger
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5932

                      #25
                      Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

                      Originally posted by Devvo Mashup View Post
                      If your implying i am gay, I'm not. Another thing i'm not is blind to the truth like you are.
                      No, of course not. I'm wondering if after we sing some hymns if you'd be interested in the Circle of Brothers healing ceremony?

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                      • Dancing With Myself
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 122

                        #26
                        Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

                        I want in on this P.A.L. business only if Maggoty Old Crone+ wants in.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #27
                          Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

                          Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
                          I want in on this P.A.L. business only if Maggoty Old Crone+ wants in.
                          Trying to fornicate with Maggoty Old Crone? Friend, I've seen some truly atrocious examples of sub-human scum during my time on these forums, but you just hit a new low.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Dancing With Myself
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 122

                            #28
                            Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

                            Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                            Dear Brother Craig,
                            Because we are commissioned to judge the unsaved!

                            Last time I checked, it wasn't your job or anybody else's job to judge others.

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #29
                              Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

                              Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
                              Last time I checked, it wasn't your job or anybody else's job to judge others.
                              Did you check any of those verses she posted?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • yogurt
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • May 2008
                                • 122

                                #30
                                Re: An open letter to the Good Folk at LBC

                                I would sing "crossover the road" with you.

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