[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

After reading every post I see absolutely no logic in these arguments. You reference the bible as if it were the law of the land. Followers of every religion claim they have it right and all others are wrong, be it Christians, Muslims, or Buddhist. MissEve's question still stands unresolved. Aside from "Because we say so" what reason is there to believe your religion over any other? If it is because you believe in the words written in the bible and have faith, well that isn't proof at all. At best it is your best guess in what is right.

Do you exist? Yes! So this clearly proves God created you. The Bible, that book you clearly refuse to read, has all details on this.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Surely your fellow Christians will disagree. Simply believing in the Lord isn't enough. The bible is written with very specific rules His followers are to live by. The Lords wording in just this quote would allow African tribes that believe in any deity to get into Heaven. Is that your belief?

You're mistaken. Belief and confession that the LORD Jesus is Christ and Savior is necessary (Romans 10:9), but when one has been baptized by the Holy Spirit (Mark 1:8), they are a willing vessel of the LORD and will comply to His will (1st John 3:9). It is not the will of the LORD to worship other gods (Exodus 20:3).

[Didymus Much]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

...Be silent woman. KJV Timothy 2:11 and 2:12...

You mean 1 Timothy 2:11-12.

"11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Until you prove you're a man, that Scripture doesn't apply.

An apology to Mrs. Etheldreda for your rudeness is in order.

[principalsofharm]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

I would also like to point out one of the ten commandments. I think it says something like you shouldn't kill, but you know maybe it wasn't all that important. I am just confused I guess because I am not sure if the commandments are more important or not. I know many people choose to list bible versus, but rarely do when I hear them speak them it seems with a false voice, and lack of true conviction. I am in no way perfect but I would say
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24) which makes me wonder how many of us truly wish to fallow the word of god. To help the poor, to give up our standard of living so we can better the lives of our fellow christian. It seems that you only quote bible verses that are verses you wish to fallow and would enjoy, because if you were to fallow the teachings that involved you to fallow in Jesuse's footsteps you would be out feeding the poor and selling everything you owned. You shouldn't call yourself a christian unless you fallow in the footsteps of Christ.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

It seems that you only quote bible verses that are verses you wish to fallow and would enjoy, because if you were to fallow the teachings that involved you to fallow in Jesuse's footsteps you would be out feeding the poor and selling everything you owned. You shouldn't call yourself a christian unless you fallow in the footsteps of Christ.

Touche, friend.

[Shimei]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

I would also like to point out one of the ten commandments. I think it says something like you shouldn't kill, but you know maybe it wasn't all that important. I am just confused I guess because I am not sure if the commandments are more important or not. I know many people choose to list bible versus, but rarely do when I hear them speak them it seems with a false voice, and lack of true conviction. I am in no way perfect but I would say
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24) which makes me wonder how many of us truly wish to fallow the word of god. To help the poor, to give up our standard of living so we can better the lives of our fellow christian. It seems that you only quote bible verses that are verses you wish to fallow and would enjoy, because if you were to fallow the teachings that involved you to fallow in Jesuse's footsteps you would be out feeding the poor and selling everything you owned. You shouldn't call yourself a christian unless you fallow in the footsteps of Christ.

I have done that, and no, I am not boasting. I lived under a bridge once eating dog food. 1 Thessalonians 5:21, I received everything back that I gave freely away. And then Luke 22:36, I gave up my freedoms, my comforts and traded my cloak in for a sword.

If I were to play my life back by a record dedicated to the Lord, it would sound like a backward playing hillbilly song, I got a wife, children, home, and ...... why, because I trusted enough in the Lord.

I agree with what you're stating and placing emphasis on it.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Dear principal, why did you choose lavender for your font? Are you a bit light in the tennis shoes?

I hate to see a man burn in Hell just to get some poop on his tallywacker.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

I think it says something like you shouldn't kill, but you know maybe it wasn't all that important.

Nonsense! 100% of the Bible is important, no exceptions!

If the Bible tells us not to kill (Exodus 20:13, Deuteronomy 5:17), we should not kill. If the Bible tells us to kill all gays (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27), we should kill all gays, as soon as laws permit that since the Bible also tells us to follow secular laws (1st Peter 2:13-17, Romans 13:1-7). I fail to see how people can exist that don't see the crystal clarity of all this.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I have done that, and no, I am not boasting. I lived under a bridge once eating dog food. 1 Thessalonians 5:21, I received everything back that I gave freely away. And then Luke 22:36, I gave up my freedoms, my comforts and traded my cloak in for a sword.

If I were to play my life back by a record dedicated to the Lord, it would sound like a backward playing hillbilly song, I got a wife, children, home, and ...... why, because I trusted enough in the Lord.

I agree with what you're stating and placing emphasis on it.

I hope you didn't feed your wife and child dog food.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

I hope you didn't feed your wife and child dog food.

Sister Mary, he means he ate dog. The slopes can't speak American properly, so when they say "dog food" they mean dog meat.

KFC in chink is "chicken food." True story.

[Shimei]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Sister Mary, he means he ate dog. The slopes can't speak American properly, so when they say "dog food" they mean dog meat.

KFC in chink is "chicken food." True story.

Is there anything wrong with eating dog? Dogs have no honor-- they beg from the table and eat from their masters laps. No kidding, in Korea I've seen more than one on occasion hanging like Judas in a back alley. Them there Koreans in South Korea no how to cook up some dog. Don't know much about chicken food, so I'll have to give you the benefit of the doubt Pastor Ezekiel. By the way, Pastor Ezekiel, anyone ever tell you that you kinda look like Vanilla Ice?

*obscene animation deleted*

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Is there anything wrong with eating dog?

Yes.

In 2 Kings 9:10 and 2 Kings 9:36 dogs are shown to eat human beings. So eating dogs would turn you into a cannibal which is clearly a very bad thing: Leviticus 26:29; Deuteronomy 28:53-57; Jeremiah 19:9; Lamentations 2:20; 4:10; Ezekiel 5:10.

So all dogs are good for is target practice.

[RandomGuyGoogling]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!
No doubt your mood has been destroyed by something called "Gangnam Style". The filthy porn movie Obama used to seduce innocent young people into voting Him into raping America for four more years. After breaking two Bibles on my wive's head for failing to prevent this disaster from happening, it occurred to me we need a different approach here.

The problem, I realized, is that our youth no longer knows what God is about. Decades of relentless lies by fluffy bunny Christians ignoring 99% of the Holy Bible have completely corrupted God's image. Instead of the relentless killer of those who disobey or annoy Him True Christians™ know Him to be, many people nowadays believe Christ was a gentle gay vegetarian lover of everyone spending all his time handing out flowers and paying insanely high taxes to fund Obamacare. This false image has to be corrected!

1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 command us to obey secular laws. With Obama refusing to implement Biblical law in America, this means our youth does not get to see America the way God intended it in His Holy Bible! What would America look like if Obama would have lost the elections and a True Christian™ would implement Biblical law in America!? Godly laws instead of all the liberal nonsense laws we have nowadays that are only useful to wipe your behind with. Laws that make Jesus puke each and every day. Laws that are not even close to God's Holy commandments. Laws that have made America weak and our enemies strong. Laws that have sent our jobs to those Chinese cheaters.

Which ADULTS we are allowed to KILL ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!

• Gays (Leviticus 20:13)
• Sluts (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
• Weather forecasters (Leviticus 20:27)
• Sex maniacs, a.k.a. democrats (Leviticus 20:10, Leviticus 21:9)
• People who refuse to listen to their Pastor (Deuteronomy 17:12)
• Everyone who isn't a True Christian™ (Exodus 22:19, 2 Chronicles 15:12-13, Zechariah 13:3, Deuteronomy 13:7-12, Deuteronomy 17:2-5)

No more annoying weather forecasters - BIBLE STYLE:


Which CHILDREN we are allowed to KILL ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!

• Annoying children (2 Kings 2:23-24)
• Curious children (1 Samuel 6:19-20)
• Children who hit their parents (Exodus 21:15)
• Every child whose parents have sinned, ever (Isaiah 14:21)
• Children who curse at their parents (Proverbs 20:20, Leviticus 20:9)

No more annoying children - BIBLE STYLE:


HOW Can We Kill Them ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!

• Stone them to death (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
• Burn them to death (1 Kings 18:36-40)
• First stone them near death, then burn them to death (Joshua 7:19-26) - BIBLE STYLE COMBO !!!
• Rape them, then stab them with a knife (Isaiah 13:15-18)
• For the children, have them eaten by wild animals (Leviticus 26:21-22)
• Throw them from large buildings (Jeremiah 51:20-26)

Stoning people to death would become fact, not fiction - BIBLE STYLE:


Our Future - BIBLE STYLE !!!

I am certain once our youth realizes that Biblical law would legally allow them to go on a killing spree - BIBLE STYLE - and allow them to rape and kill anyone who annoys God, they will never vote for a traitor like Obama again. Instead of wasting time on science, they would spend time killing scientists (Leviticus 20:27). Instead of having gays getting married, gays would be getting stoned to death (Leviticus 20:13). America would become a safe and prosperous place for our children once more! Our enemies would fear us and then we would kill them. All of them! Leaving only True Christians™ to enjoy the planet God made for us and for no one else. I cannot wait for this paradise to become a reality!

Killing ALL our enemies - BIBLE STYLE:

I sincerely hope this post is sarcastic! Please tell me it is sarcasm unless you want to mislead an innocent unsuspecting internet surfer into believing it is indeed justified to kill the above mentioned kind of people!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I sincerely hope this post is sarcastic! Please tell me it is sarcasm unless you want to mislead an innocent unsuspecting internet surfer into believing it is indeed justified to kill the above mentioned kind of people!

Hi, and welcome to our friendly forums!

Friend, when it comes to reading and following the Holy Bible, we are indeed 100% dead-serious!

[RandomGuyGoogling]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Every child whose parents have sinned, ever (Isaiah 14:21)
Children who curse at their parents (Proverbs 20:20, Leviticus 20:9)

Doesn't that mean you should kill you children as you have sinned? Did you people kill?