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  • Azakel
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2006
    • 4

    #1

    Greetings and Blessed Be.

    Greeting every one how are all of you this fine day. It's good to see the forum back up. I was a member here before it went down. I came here every day, though I didn't post much at all. I will try to post more here from now on.
    Life begets death and death begets life. Chaos is the fuel of creation. Something must always be destroyed for something to be created.
    Nature is harsh. It is unforgiving. The weak die or are killed by the strong. Life feeds on life. Even the strictest vegan is a plant killer.
  • witchy1

    #2
    Azakel, Bright Blessings to you! Glad to have a "Fellow Heathen" in here with me. I'll watch your back if you watch mine!

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Originally posted by witchy1 View Post
      Azakel, Bright Blessings to you! Glad to have a "Fellow Heathen" in here with me. I'll watch your back if you watch mine!
      Friends,

      This is a Godly forum and not a homer pick up bar. Please take your homer bottom fetish elsewhere or try to make it right with Jesus, okay? Jesus will just weep if you two getting a who has the tighest buns contest.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

      Hot Must ReadThreads!


      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • MoonFlower
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 522

        #4
        BJ, you be nice.

        Welcome to Landover fellow hellbound sinners.

        BB,
        Moon
        You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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        • Witch Hammer
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 1717

          #5
          Flee, demons! Christ compells you!!

          Jesus, in His boundless wisdom, has seen fit to provide us with a brand-new, satan-free, pure-as-driven-snow Godly Forum...and already the stench of the unsaved begins to assail my nostrils!

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          • MoonFlower
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 522

            #6
            Oh sorry Mr. Hammer. That stench you smelled must have been my sage. May I suggest you sit with me and take long, deep inhalations of the smoke? It might ease your tension just a bit.

            Moon
            You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717

              #7
              Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
              Oh sorry Mr. Hammer. That stench you smelled must have been my sage. May I suggest you sit with me and take long, deep inhalations of the smoke? It might ease your tension just a bit.

              Moon
              No, it is the odor of godless fornication, burning flesh, sulfur and human waste...it hangs so heavy in the air that I can almost taste it!! It maketh me to vomit!

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              • MoonFlower
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 522

                #8
                FORNICATION?! You weren't supposed to see that. *blushes*

                Moon
                You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78551

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                  FORNICATION?! You weren't supposed to see that. *blushes*

                  Moon
                  Miss Moon, Pastor Pistle has already rebuked you about holding your satanic hippie orgies in the open. Don't make us have to fumigate the woods behind our True Christian compound again. The videos we received from the DOF reveal that you are still braiding the hair under your armpits, which is disgusting to Jesus.

                  Get a job and take a bath, hippie.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • MoonFlower
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 522

                    #10
                    lmao, braiding the hair under my armpits?! Ok...that's a good one! I actually shave all bodily hair (except for the one on my scalp)...helps prevent lice.

                    Moon
                    You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78551

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                      lmao, braiding the hair under my armpits?! Ok...that's a good one! I actually shave all bodily hair (except for the one on my scalp)...helps prevent lice.

                      Moon
                      hmmm...well the quality of the video IS a bit grainy. Perhaps that was one of your flabby hippie boyfriends I saw with the braided pit hair.....

                      In any event we do not want to see a spectacle like this again! And what did you need that goat head for? Pastor Pistle is going to be really angry little lady!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • MoonFlower
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 522

                        #12
                        YOU CALLED PA'DADDY A LADY! oooo I'm so gonna tell!

                        The one with the braided pits must have been "Fuzz" (he's a hairy man). He tends to braid his hair so he doesn't get all tangled in it when he walks.

                        As for the goat head...must have been something else - HARM NONE.

                        Moon
                        You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                        • Azakel
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4

                          #13
                          Well, thank you all for the welcomes. I might not be Christian, but I am not a homer. I don't like man like that at all. And I am a virgin, never did the..you know what. The reason I'm here is to just talk with you all. Not to get saved be Jesus or your God.
                          Mother Gaia has been good to me. And I do believe that Jesus was a good man, and he did help people, I just don't follow him, it just doesn't feel right to me. I'm sorry if that make all of you and Jesus mad and that I am going to hell, but it's what I believe.
                          Life begets death and death begets life. Chaos is the fuel of creation. Something must always be destroyed for something to be created.
                          Nature is harsh. It is unforgiving. The weak die or are killed by the strong. Life feeds on life. Even the strictest vegan is a plant killer.

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                          • Witch Hammer
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1717

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Azakel View Post
                            I might not be Christian, but I am not a homer
                            Let's get one thing straight. If you are not a Christian, then you are of the devil, and the devil is the father of lies...so how can we believe a word you say, homer? Get right with Christ, you recalcitrant filth!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78551

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                              Let's get one thing straight. If you are not a Christian, then you are of the devil, and the devil is the father of lies...so how can we believe a word you say, homer? Get right with Christ, you recalcitrant filth!
                              The name azakel is one of satan's many demonic names. The fact that you call yourself this filthy word speaks volumes. Why should we believe anything you say, when your father is the father of lies? Squealing like a sissy and denying that you are a sodomite convinces no one.


                              The following is information taken from your DOF files.
                              You are 17 years old. Your birthday is Dec. 28, 1984. You have confessed to being attracted to men. You think there are gods and goddesses, and all manner of pagan nonsense. You have stated that you believe that "all religions are right", which is blasphemous. Worse yet, you consider yourself "angelkin", meaning you are in fact a satan worshipper.
                              Unless you want to spend eternity orally satisfying your master satan, I suggest you get Jesus on your side, susie.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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