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  • Higher Love
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 110
    #1

    Out of Quarantine

    well after much discussions with the pastors i am out of quarantine
    the first thing id like to make clear is, i told you so about pastor ezekiel, however i think its time to move on away and forget about him untill hes prove innocent or guilty.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78551
      #2
      Re: Out of Quarantine

      You little weasel they only let you out of Quarantine to make me look like a fool. What did you tell them? Did they make you sign any papers you rat?

      I am innocent! As soon as this is cleared up I'll slap you back in Quarantine so fast it'll make your head spin faggot!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Higher Love
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2008
          • 110
          #3
          Re: Out of Quarantine

          i said you could be innocent
          its always innocent till proven guilty
          however, its very unlikely your innocent, you dont just get accused of doing 400 crimes

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            • yogurt
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2008
              • 122
              #4
              Re: Out of Quarantine

              I think its kinda strange that after all these threads about how people hate Pastor E and then people who love him, he gets charged with like 400 crimes and gets stripped of his pastorship. Not that i like Ezekiel,i don't but i don't like seeing anyone falsely accused of something they didn't do.

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                • Pastor Rune Enoe
                  Apostle of the North
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11678
                  #5
                  Re: Out of Quarantine

                  Originally posted by MashedPotatoes View Post
                  . . . i don't like seeing anyone falsely accused of something they didn't do.
                  You mean, as opposed to being falsely accused of something they did do?
                  A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                    • yogurt
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2008
                      • 122
                      #6
                      Re: Out of Quarantine

                      No as opposed to getting right accused of something you did do.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22826
                          #7
                          Re: Out of Quarantine

                          Originally posted by Mrs. Potatoe Head View Post
                          No as opposed to getting right accused of something you did do.
                          as opposed to getting left accused of something you did do.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • yogurt
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • May 2008
                              • 122
                              #8
                              Re: Out of Quarantine

                              exsactly

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                                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                  Christ's Rottweiler
                                   
                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 22826
                                  #9
                                  Re: Out of Quarantine

                                  Pastor Zeke, I thought I’d cheer you up with some gossip so as to ensure that you do not worry about your lady love: my nephew Zebulun, who seems to be my only source of news in these troubled times, reports that Sister Thumper spent a few hours at Pastor Billy-Reuben’s home (you know, the one that was yours) researching Jeremiah’s Lamentations, and took her little dog with her. She likes to dress the little thing in her own stylish canine clothing range, and Zebulun says that Pastor Reuben appreciates her doggy fashion.
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                                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                    • yogurt
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                      • May 2008
                                      • 122
                                      #10
                                      Re: Out of Quarantine

                                      Ha doggy fashion.

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                                        • VictoryOS
                                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                           
                                          • Dec 2007
                                          • 5388
                                          #11
                                          Re: Out of Quarantine

                                          Originally posted by Mrs. Potatoe Head View Post
                                          Ha doggy fashion.
                                          What's so funny about dog sweaters?
                                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                          in 2016

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                                            • yogurt
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                              • May 2008
                                              • 122
                                              #12
                                              Re: Out of Quarantine

                                              Ummm doggy style, just in the context it was said.

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                                                • JennyD
                                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                                  Sweet Placid Sister
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Dec 2007
                                                  • 9567
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Out of Quarantine

                                                  Originally posted by Mrs. Potatoe Head View Post
                                                  Ummm doggy style, just in the context it was said.
                                                  I see, you Satanists find sick perversion in something as simple as BTB dressing up her pooch in fancy clothes.

                                                  You make me sick.
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