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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #16
    Re: 2013 Dead Pool

    Originally posted by The Rev. Dwight Williams View Post
    I just had to use Google imagualization to find photographic evidence of this supposed member of the Congressional chamber, and despite her deviancies she is quite fetching:





    If she were willing to enter therapy for her devantatious proclivitations, the first thing I would do, as a mental health professional, is have her demonstratize her bisexual actions so I can duly evaluate the depth of the problem. Only hands-on therapy can get through in these circumstantations.
    That is a Pastor's job, boy. You can work with the nancyboys.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708
        #17
        Re: 2013 Dead Pool

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        Who will board HELL Train in 2013?

        My bets are:

        Zsa Zsa (if she doen't die in the next few days)
        Doris Day
        Don Rickles
        Lindsey Lohan
        Yogi Berra
        Charles Manson
        pervert, Bob Barker
        Olivia de Havilland
        Annette Funacello
        Lady Gaga
        Arethra Franklin
        The Situation
        Henry Kissinger
        ED Koch
        Yoko Ono
        Abe Vigoda
        Kirk Douglas
        Fidel Castro
        Jerry Lewis
        Kim Jong
        Clint Eastwood
        Hugh Heffner
        Gary Busey
        Margeret Thatcher
        Goldie Hawn
        Nelson Mandela
        JESUS wins again!
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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22847
            #18
            Re: 2013 Dead Pool

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Nelson Mandela - the well-known murderer and terrorist.
            Hugo Chavez - communist dictator Venezuela
            Numerous starving Afreekan Darkies
            Chavez is dead. The Lord spake and it was so!


            (A red-letter day - a prophecy is fulfilled)
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708
                #19
                Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                DEAD LIST 2013!

                Who will board HELL Train in 2013?

                My bets are:

                Zsa Zsa (if she doen't die in the next few days)
                Doris Day
                Don Rickles
                Lindsey Lohan
                Yogi Berra
                Charles Manson
                pervert, Bob Barker
                Olivia de Havilland
                Annette Funacello
                Lady Gaga
                Arethra Franklin
                The Situation
                Henry Kissinger
                Ed Koch
                Yoko Ono
                Abe Vigoda
                Kirk Douglas
                Fidel Castro
                Jerry Lewis
                Kim Jong
                Clint Eastwood
                Hugh Heffner
                Hugo Chavez
                Gary Busey
                Margeret Thatcher
                Goldie Hawn
                Roger Ebert
                Nelson Mandella



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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076
                    #20
                    Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                    DEAD LIST 2013!

                    Who will board HELL Train in 2013?

                    My bets are:

                    ...Margeret Thatcher...
                    You hit a twofer today!

                    Ex-Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher dies, aged 87
                    Ex-Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher dies, aged 87
                    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22067155
                    The first woman to be UK prime minister, Baroness Thatcher, has died at the age of 87 following a stroke, her spokesman has said.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #21
                        Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                        Nelson Mandela

                        Enjoy
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                          • Thomas Taylor
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 1486
                            #22
                            Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            Nelson Mandela

                            Enjoy
                            Praise be to God, an uppity nigra terrorist got his just deserts.

                            How I wish I was able to be with Jesus right now and watch satan torment his pie thieving ass.
                            Isaiah 66:15

                            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22847
                                #23
                                Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                Nelson Mandela - the well-known murderer and terrorist.
                                Hugo Chavez - communist dictator Venezuela
                                Numerous starving Afreekan Darkies
                                Don't say I didn't tell you, just like Jesus told me.
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #24
                                    Re: 2013 Dead Pool

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    Margaret Thatcher
                                    Ed Koch
                                    Abe Vigoda
                                    Kirk Douglas
                                    Al Goldstein
                                    Paul Walker
                                    Jerry Lewis
                                    Michael Kalashnikov
                                    Clint Eastwood
                                    Peter O'Toole
                                    Hugh Heffner
                                    Hugo Chavez
                                    Tom Clancy
                                    Gary Busey
                                    Goldie Hawn
                                    Roger Ebert
                                    Nelson Mandela
                                    Cory Montieth
                                    Roger Ebert
                                    Praise Jesus. I'm not one to brag (as you all know), but it is clear from this list I compiled a year ago that Jesus is giving me good information.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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