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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #1

    Women Pastors!!!

    http://kdvr.com/2013/01/31/pastors-c...do-you-get-18/


    At first, I was thinking that this Pastor was Alexander McNab, an associate of Landover, whose life's Godly motto was "Ph'p:4:19: But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus." and saw the futility of giving to the poor, as they will always be there regardless of what you do.

    (For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always. Matthew:26:11)

    http://kdvr.com/2013/01/31/pastors-c...do-you-get-18/
    ST. LOUIS, Mo. — A pastor who left a snide comment on a restaurant receipt is now facing the wrath of Reddit after a photo of that bill went viral.

    The photo shows a tip amount of 18 percent crossed off on a receipt. Above the scribbled-out tip, there is a handwritten inscription.

    “I give God 10%, why do you get 18?”

    While she does admit leaving the note at a St. Louis Applebee’s displayed poor judgement on her part, the pastor, who has only identified herself as Pastor Bell, came forward to KTVI to clear up the matter, saying she did actually end up leaving a tip.
    But I now see it's a damn woman! Typical! Filled with her own stupidity - unable to behave properly without a man, and yet some Bapitist social organization has allowed her to preach! Can you believe that?!

    Where does she stand on 1:Tim:5:18? For the scripture saith, Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out the corn. And, The labourer is worthy of his reward.???
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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Women Pastors!!!

    Oh, nice. The glorious name of Our Lord Jesus Christ has been dragged through the mud across the Internet, and all because some empty-headed, uppity female in the liberal church of compromise assumed that she was wiser than God when He commanded women to be silent in churches (1 Cor. 14:34, 1 Tim. 2:11-12).
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: Women Pastors!!!

      I'm still waiting for the local lezbo to chime in.
      Drama queen

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Women Pastors!!!

        I leave a tip card when I go to a restaurant but I don't brag about how much money I give to Landover.

        Edit: Even worse! This so-called pastor is a nigra! BTW, I don't think that Truth in the Word Deliverance Ministries church is a Baptist church. They're a false christian church that only follows a few verses of the Bible to make them feel better.
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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457

          #5
          Re: Women Pastors!!!

          I always ensure where I go is 100% Christian.
          That way they all understand that you tip Jesus, not some inferior waitress (who should be tending to her husband or father).
          Sometimes, if the service is really good, I'll leave a Chick Tract for the restaurant owner I previously read that I think he will enjoy.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: Women Pastors!!!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            I leave a tip card when I go to a restaurant but I don't brag about how much money I give to Landover.

            Edit: Even worse! This so-called pastor is a nigra! BTW, I don't think that Truth in the Word Deliverance Ministries church is a Baptist church. They're a false christian church that only follows a few verses of the Bible to make them feel better.
            Absolutely disgusting that they would call themselves Baptists
            Drama queen

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